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[quote]Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
Purple = different
different = cool/quote]
I know about 10 seventeen year olds with purple hair. I guess they're all different, such shockers they are.
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Let that be indicative of the fact that I don't hang with 17 year olds.
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oooooh I could look at pics of her all day. sometimes I do.....
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btw, this settles it. That middle one, that's my next hair color.
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I stink.
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can I bang hottie and pretend it's shakira?
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No dinner? No wine? Not even some sleazy flirtations?
You totally jumped the shark there. I bet you didn't get laid much in your single days.
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Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
No dinner? No wine? Not even some sleazy flirtations?
You totally jumped the shark there. I bet you didn't get laid much in your single days.
Hi Hottie, I'm Grumpy. Wanna fuck?
(how was that for flirtation?)
and for the record, married life aint that much better than single life.....
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Little woman won't put out?
Will she at least take it in the ass?
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Quote:Originally exhaled by Suzie
whoa, who added that to my status? What's that about?
I dunno.
I wrote your snatch/Phish line thought.
And Shakira's no where near as hot as Britney.
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Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Little woman won't put out?
Will she at least take it in the ass?
Let me summarize it with a joke I used to tell:
A sexual therapist is giving a lecture in a huge auditorium with 1000 people. She takes a survey and asks "how many people have sex once a day". A few people raise their hand. "how many people have sex once a week", a few more people raise their hand. "How many people have sex once a month", and a few more people raise their hand". And she finally ends with "how many people have sex once a year". One guy in the back of the auditorium starts jumping up and down all excited and is screaming "I do, I do, that's me, I do". The therapist is puzzled and asks "sir, if you only have sex once a year, why are you so excited to share that with us"...and GRUMPY responds:
"cuz tonights the night! tonights the night"......
better joke: Why is Grumpy like Santa Claus? cuz he only comes once a year and no really notices anymore.....
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