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I just bought a japanese bootleg DVD
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It's a double feature of The last Tomb Raider Movie and American Wedding. Here are the descriptions of each movie:

Tomb Raider:

Woman Explorer the LARA CROFT oulls the - gram LARA CROFT the fords life. always alive with the every kind of ordinary mortal can't think the elephant's astonishment and mystery.This, the LARA CROFT pull to follow the "life the cradle" of legend, take aim ated the ancient and mysterious world ---the---the target to have already sink intoed the ocean's month temple of the gods again and a time. The every kind of clues that LARA CROFT pull the collections to come all showses, and the mysterious month temple of the gods is exactly the legendary "Pan's pull the Poador box"of bury the ground.According to our mystery diament for knowing "Pan's pulling the Poador box" is ancient world the,containing energy of whole personal bigness of goodenough to destruction. But like this alive with strong strongly the deal's diament,nature also recruited to comed the watch and waiting of Improity influenced.FromHong Kong underworld headman CHEN LO stuffy of small of III of, For the sake of the arrestment racket back plan --- for improbity greed for cover upping, LARA CROFT pulling must rush aheading seeking returning the box, breaking the Chen's Lou ---

Doesn't that just sound so exciting???

And here's American Wedding:

GRADUATE THE DANCING PARTY. BY THE LAKE VILLA. AND BE THE WHOLE FUNS TO ALL HAVE BECOME TO RECALL. BUT EAST THE BROTHERS OF THE BIG SENIORHIGH SCHOOL FRIENDSES ARE IN THE UNIVERSITY AFTER GRADUATING GET TOGETHER THE --- --- AGAIN AND A TIME FOR THE SAKE OF THE WISHES. JIMU OF THE OLD GRANDMOTHER THAT REALIZES ILL GIRLFRIEND MIXIER WITH LOVE EACH OTHER MANY YEARS TO IN A HURRY DECIDE THE MATRIMONY. MIXIER IN HIGH SPIRITS OF GOOD FRIENDSES IN THEIR SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL DO NOT PLEASE FROM COME. THIS MAKE THED THE WISHES TO WANT PERFECT WEDDING TO IMMEDIATELY AND ALMOST BECAME THE IMPOSSIBLE MISSION OF " ". THE SDIHU SELF-RECCOMMENDATION DOES THE BEST MAN. AND RETURN TO WITH MUCH ADO PREPARE TO HOST THE LAST SINGLE DANCING PARTY FOR BRIDEGROOM'S BRIDE. BUT FENQI AT RUSH AT THE SAME TIME FOR WEDDING. AGAIN TO BRIDESMAID THE YOUNGER SISTER'S KIDES OF BEAUTY MIXIER LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. FOR WIN THE GIRL JOYFULING. HE LAUNCHED THE FIERCE COMPETITIONS WITH SDIHU.STRAIN THAT FUTURE BRIDEGROOM JIMU THAT PARENTS WOULD LIKE TO TO RELY ON TO BORROW THE OWN POWER TO QUEEL EVERYTHING. BUT HE WITH ALL STRENGTH PLEASE THE MIXIER THE IRELAND PERSONALITY TO RETURN TOO LATE. FENQI FOR CAN CAN BING SHAKEN BY SHIDU BODY BECOMING THE COOL BOY. BY ONESELF DISGUISE ASING DISSOLUTELY FREE FROMING THE BAD BOY TOGETHER. COMPETE TO FACE THE KIDES BIG DEDICATE THE POLITENESS. WHEN THE OWNER ALL FLUSTER FINE TIME FOR WEDDING. ONESELF FOR WISE COUNSEL FOR FATHER FOR HAVING THE JIMU STILL SIMILAR FIND JOY IN ONE'S OWN WAY. SAYING THE NOBODY WANTING HEARING. PART PREPARATION GREETING THE SON LIFE INSIDE THE --- --- IS SIMILAR TO FRONT TWOLY BIGLY HOTLY MADE. AND THIS STILL IS FILLED WITHER THE LARGE QUANTITY CHALLENGE THE MAKING OF DIMENSIONS TO SMILE THE BRIDGE SEGMENTED FROM THE SAME SEX BAR CONTEST MAGIC POWER HOT DANCE OF DISKO. ARRIVE THE SINGLE PARTY THE THE UNIFORM THE COME-OM THE ROLE PLAYSM;FROM LAY SIEGE TO SWALLOW MATRIMONY RING PUPPY ARRIVE MADNESS CONFUSION GET MARRIED CEREMONY. ONE CONFUSION INSIDE. HOW JIMU IS CAN LET THE FUTURE FATHER-IN-LAW'S MOTHER TO ONESELF TRUST?TWO HELP THE PERSON EACH AND SURPRISING RECRUIT. EXPLODE TO SMILE THE CONDITION TO FROM THE BEGINNING AND ALWAYS ARRIVE THE TAIL---

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't know about you guys, but I laughed so hard I got a pain in my side. I hope I didn't ruin the movies for anyone.

And sorry about the caps, but I guess those asian people were really excited when they wrote it.
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Was there an ad for mr. Sparkle on it?
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Quote:Originally posted by Tenbatsuzen
Was there an ad for mr. Sparkle on it?

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songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
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Quote:Originally posted by Tenbatsuzen
Was there an ad for mr. Sparkle on it?
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