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perverse/cringeful/crude acts
#1
we all do it OR we at least THINK about doing it.

don't lie.

I sometimes think about putting my finger two knuckles deep into my poopchute and then smelling it...

ummmm...buttahscotch!




then, I would ponder about using the same finger and scooping out peanut buttah with it.


















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#3
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
I sometimes think about putting my finger two knuckles deep into my poopchute and then smelling it...

ummmm...buttahscotch!
I should toss you in the Prison just for this.

You sick, sick bastich. :barf:
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#4
So.

Fucking.

Gay.
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#5
c'mon...none of you out there never EVER had perverse/crude/crass thoughts enter your mind?

BAH! LIES!


I saw an old lady driving once (during my precious 1/2 hour lunch break) and she was driving annoyingly slow...I wanted to pull her out of her car and urinate on her.



but only after smashing her face in with the speed limit sign that she obviously wasn't paying any attention to.

stupid old twat.
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#6
I masterbated with the handle to my brush once.


I was young and blinded by my taunting libido.
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#7
I once hid in the bushes, and watched Ninny masturbate with a brush handle.

That was about as perverse as I've ever gotten.
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Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
I once hid in the bushes, and watched Ninny masturbate with a brush handle.



Yeah I'm sure you'd REALLY need the bushes in order to go unnoticed in the nighttime.

































ding ding ding ding dng :kiss:
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Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
I once hid in the bushes, and watched Ninny masturbate with a brush handle.

That was about as perverse as I've ever gotten.

LIAR!!


CONFESS!!!


COOONNNNFESSSSS!!!!!!!
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#10
Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux
Yeah I'm sure you'd REALLY need the bushes in order to go unnoticed in the nighttime.
Actually, that was true.

"Lights out" in your trailer park started around 8:00pm, and then I didn't have to worry about being spotted. Tongue
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