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Messing up our children properly.
#21
Quote:The rash on my balls is only the start of the hell I'll spend eternity in...

Ya see that's what you get when you sitck your junk in a can of tuna
I'm not quite there yet
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#22
Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
Quote:The rash on my balls is only the start of the hell I'll spend eternity in...

Ya see that's what you get when you sitck your junk in a can of tuna
Wait, if he was sticking the can of tuna, then what was Silera opening up to give to her kid...

oh, ewwwwww :barf:
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#23
Her son likes chocolate.

*wink*
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#24
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Her son likes chocolate.

*wink*
Is that what you use to lure him into your evil clutches, you sick bastard? :o
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#25
I fuck him for practice.
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#26
I know that answer Alex...

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#27
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I fuck him for practice.
The title of this thread is too misleading...
Quote:Messing up <s>our</s><b>other people's</b> children properly.
There we go. All fixed now.
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#28
Hottie - what is more important to you?

That your children embrace "religion" or...

that they understand and value "spirituality"?
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#29
That's a good point. I suppose my desire is moreso for spirituality than religion.

Quote:That half-assed attitude where you don't wanna wake up in time for Sunday prayer won't get you into whatever Heaven the priest or rabbi promises you.
See, that's where Catholicism (sp?) has the edge. They have Mass at more convenient times. So much for keeping Sunday as the holy day. :grin2:

The one thing that baffles me is that most of the born-again people I've met are the ones who are the most judgemental and least forgiving. Isn't that a bit hypocritical?
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#30
Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
Teach them to be self-reliant and not to place their life in circumstance, rumor, or mythology. We need no more victims sitting in pews singing praises to imaginary characters.

Organized religon is a control device.

Mythology is the primary source of how cultures teach their children values and morals. A kid who fears God is less fucked up than a kid who fears nothing.
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