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Dear Alkey:
#1
Please drink again, so you play.

Sincerely,

Me.
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#2
alkey is having silera open a can of beans, a can of soup, a can of yams, and a can of pigs feet.
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#3
He's going to get "can opener" rash on his dick.

At least he's useful for something though.
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#4
I wouldn't play with you if there were full pint glasses dangling off your nipples.
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#5
so when is he going to be finally replaced by an electric one?
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#6
Gooch, that bra in your sig looks about a C cup.

I always thought your tits were bigger than that?
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<font color=red><marquee>You ain't no motha'fuckin' bully... and I ain't bowin' to no motha'fuckin' bully... I won't allow it ain't gon' cowar to no bully, I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a bully... fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully...</font></marquee>
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#7
tsk tsk tsk...slow on the humoUr...grumpy told me that earlier in the week. Beat by the likes of Grumpy. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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#8
You assume I read his posts.

tsk tsk
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<font color=red><marquee>You ain't no motha'fuckin' bully... and I ain't bowin' to no motha'fuckin' bully... I won't allow it ain't gon' cowar to no bully, I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a bully... fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully...</font></marquee>
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#9
ahhh...good point...alas it was an obvious joke. i expect better. Like asking me why i didn't put my thong in the pic.
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#10
Why ask a question I know the answer to?

Your immense buttocks completely consumed them...
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