No Mercy

[JimmyBlueEyes]

Since God knows where Peachy and Flock disappeared to. I'll comment on tonights' PPV. I didn't bother to order it, and I am predicting that Steph will either lose or get a really bad beating at the hands of Daddy Dearest so she can rest up for her upcoming nuptials...DAMN YOU LE VESQUE!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!! :mad:

[Hasegawa]

Shite, I didn't even know there was a PPV last night until I read one result on another board.

Apparently there's a "Yakuza" type stable with Tajiri, Keiji Sakoda and Jimmy Yang.

Anyone else have results from this show?

[Rooner]

WWE No Mercy is underway from Baltimore, Maryland and we open with a video package hyping the "I Quit" match between Stephanie McMahon and Vince McMahon. The stipulations are reinforced, letting us know that if Vince loses he must step down as Chairman of the Board, while if Stephanie loses, she will no longer be the Smackdown! GM.

Footage is then shown of Brock Lesnar and the Undertaker preparing us for tonight's Main Event, which will feature both men in a special Biker Chain Match.

Pyro and we are ready for action.

Tajiri and Rey Mysterio Jr are the first match of the night.

This match is for the Cruiserweight Title. Tajiri is the first to make his way to the ring followed by Mysterio. The announcers recap that Tajiri recently won the belt and also update us on the condition of Nidia, who took the mist in the eye's this past week on Smackdown!

The referee checks Tajiri to see if anything is in his mouth and the we are underway. Both men lock up in the middle of the ring. The men battle from rope to rope, before quickly Tajiri pulls Mysterio outside the ring.

Tajiri went for the handspring elbow but Rey Mysterio countered it with a drop kick to the back to send Tajiri to the outside of the ring. Rey Mysterio then hit a plancha over the top rope.

TAjiri then begins to slowly work over the arm of Rey Mysterio after both men are back in the ring.

Close pin fall for Mysterio as he nails a tornado DDT on Tajiri

Mysterio then hooked the ropes and gave Tajiri the 619 to the gut and then he went for the West Coast Pop but Tajiri countered it into a devastating power bomb pin for a two count.

Odd ending as a few guys try to rush the ring (fans), Tajiri nails Rey Mysterio with a kick to the head to retain his title.

Winner: Tajiri

Next backstage we catch up with Vince for a quick interview and he tells us that he is deeply upset about what he must do tonight to his very own daughter. Vince goes onto talk about how tonight is personal, but also is buisness and he must take care of that.

Vince then tells us that if anyone interferes then they will no longer work for this company after Vince wins tonight. He also talks about how many people on the roster are rooting against him, but frankly he doesn't care.

A Train vs Chris Benoit is Up Next.

Beniot and A-Train lock it up in the middle of the ring, but quickly Benoit is overpowerd by A-Train.

Beniot is quickly sent outside the ring with a shoulder block by A-Tain. Both men move outside the ring.

Tazz mentions how Beniot was trained by the late great Stu Hart while both men battle outside. A-Train rolls Beniot back into the ring and gives him a slingshot into the middle rope.

A-Train hooked Chris Benoit in a butterfly suplex and instead of falling back, he sent Benoit forward onto A-Train's knee and then he pinned him for a two count. After the move, Chris Benoit was noticeably bleeding from the mouth.

Beniot is sent into the ropes but slides in between the legs of A-Train, hitting him with a kick to the midsection and then a DDT.

Both men move back outside the ring and A-Train regains the advantage and then begin's to mock Beniot. A-Train goes for a kick, but it's blocked and Chris Beniot wrestle's him into the sharpshooter. After fighting it briefly the Train taps out and Beniot is the winner!

Winner: Chris Beniot

Matt Hardy was shown backstage looking for Shannon Moore and he came across John Heidenrich, who was choking Shannon out because little Johnny told him that the tape was thrown in the trash. Matt claimed that it was Shannon Moore's tape that they got rid of, not his. Matt said that he's got his tape and you can rest assured that his tape will go to the new GM, whoever it may be. John said that he'll talk to little Johnny and find out what's going on here. Maybe he was wrong and he's sorry. He was over reacting, and Matt is still number one with little Johnny. Matt and Shannon then went on their way.

Vince McMahon was shown in the backstage area and Linda showed up. Vince said that if it isn't his charming wife, Linda coming into his locker room to see him dressed or undressed? Linda begged Vince not to go through with this tonight. She knows he loves Stephanie. In the past, Linda turned her head but tonight, Vince is doing something that he cannot come back from. Linda then asked Vince to reconsider. Vince said that he anticipated Linda coming in here and he knows what she's all about. She's all about an advantage and a concession. Vince is going to go through this match, but he's going to give her concession.

Vince adds a new stipulation to the match, he can now only win by submission, but Stephanie can win by either pinfall or submission. But in return, the match is now No Holds Barred. Linda leaves the locker room disgruntled and Vince just smirks.

Bradshaw started the match off in the ring against Doug Basham and Bradshaw went over and taunted Danny and then he locked it up with Doug. Bradshaw powered Doug into the corner and then he gave him a clubbing blow to the back and then some right hands to start it off.

Danny Basham charges in at Faarooq but Farooq catches him with the spinebuster ala Arn Anderson. Both men make a tag and Bradshaw and Doug now tie it up.

Bradshaw got in the ring like a house of fire and he gave Doug Basham a vicious power bomb and then a pin for a two count. Danny got in the ring and gave Bradshaw a thumb to the eyes to slow him down, but that didn't last too long.

Bradshaw goes for the clothesline from hell, but Danny ducked it. Bradshaw was then able to hit a fallaway slam. Doug went to the top rope but Faarooq grabbed him by the tights to stop him and then Bradshaw gave Doug the fall away slam from the second rope. Bradshaw gets a near pinfall, but it is broken up before the three count.

Farooq then gets back in the ring, but accidently takes out the referee, so now all men battle with no referee. The match goes back and forth before Shaniqua makes her/his presence felt. Shaniqua came out and nailed Bradshaw in the back of the head with a club and then Danny got in the ring and knocked Bradshaw down to the mat with a kick to the head and then pinned him for the three count to get the win.

Stephanie vs Vince is up next. So far this PPV has moved by rather quickly with no shocking upsets up to this point. We will have to see if they pull any turns in this next "marquee" matchup. Stephanie is joined by her mom, Linda McMahon, while Vince is brought to the ring by the lovely Sable.

Linda pleaded with Vince not to have this match but Stephanie pulled Linda back. Vince started the match off by giving Stephanie a clubbing blow to the back to knock her down.

Vince is acting as though Stephanie is nothing in the ring, he is completely controlling the match. Stephanie musters a brief moment of offense by jumping on Vince's back, but she is quickly thrown to the mat.

Vince takes complete control and then drives Stephanie into a corner. He starts driving his shoulder into her stomach.

He then chokes her on the rope right in front of Sable. Sable then smacks Stephanie, only to prompt Linda to chase Sable. Vince then breaks it up.

Vince goes into the corner to calm Linda & Sable,but is slapped by Linda and then met with Stephanie who now has a pipe and begins to abuse her father.

Sable interferes in the match, giving Vince a break and Vince scoops Stephanie up for a slam, but she forces him into Sable. Steph goes for the pipe again, but is stopped and Vince in returns hits her with the pipe.

Vince then puts Stephanie in a submission but Steph is lifeless. Linda concedes the match and throws in a white towel. Vince celebrates with Sable and tosses Linda out of the way as he exits the ring.

Winner: Vince McMahon

Kurt Angle comes out first and does a rap on Kurt Angle, which gets the crowd going. Angle makes his way to the ring and both men quickly tie it up. Angle works Cena into the corner and begins to work him over. Angle is clearly in control of the match, but the crowd is defnitley behind Cena as the PPV originates from his stomping grounds.

Cena finally gets in a little offense, but is quickly met with a backdrop and then driven into the corner by Angle. After assulating Cena with punches, Angle is sent into the post and then outside the ring. Cena goes outside and brings Angle back in before working over his back.

Cena is now in control and begins to work Angles lower back over and over with punches and submission moves. Cena hits a nice suplex on Angle and gets a two count.

Cena has a headlock which Angle is able to break out of, but is met with a spinebuster which sends him to the mat. The crowed erupts at Cena's offense.

Cena goes up to the top rope, Angle tries to run over to counter, but Cena throws Angle off. Cena then jumps, but Angle catches him with a dropkick.

Angle then hits Cena with a series of right hands, and then hits Cena with a cross-body. Toe Drop into ankle lock for Angle. Cena quickly reaches for the ropes and breaks the hold. Good match thus far with both men hitting some nice spots.

They battle to the outside now, with Angle hitting a German Suplex, then Cena hits a DDT before rolling back into the ring and selling his knee injury which Angle has been working over. Cena gets a near pinfall, but Angle is quick to recover with a series of German Suplex's.

Cena finally hits the FU, but only gets a two count! Angle quickly recovers and hits the Angle Slam, but Cena kicks out as well. The men continue to trade blows. Cena grabs a chain, but the ref stops him, but he is able to nail Angle with his medals while he is not looking.

Cena goes for another FU on Angle, but Angle reverses it into the ankle lock and Cena goes for the ropes. As he reaches for the ropes, Angle pulls him back into the middle of the ring and Cena taps out!

Winner: Kurt Angle
Eddie Guerrero and Big Show is up next. Both men make their way to the ring before a video montage leads us up to this match. Big Show takes control of the match by stomping on Eddie and then forcing him into the corner. Eddie tries to fight back, but thus far has not musterd any offense.

The match moves outside the ring and then back inside. While the ref is distracted, Eddie is able to get a chair and nails the Big Show, then with a trash can lid. Big Show quickly recovers, because he tosses Eddie into the corner and works him over. Big Show taunts Eddie in the corner.

Both men move back to the outside where Big Show works over Eddie then rolls him back into the ring. Outside of some stiff chair shots, Eddie has not been able to muster any offense to this point.

Big Show accidently nails the ref who is sent to the canvas. Eddie is able to take full advantag of this by grabbing a set of brass knucks and nailing Big Show, the ref finally recovers, but Show is able to kick out. Eddie then nails Show with the US Title. Eddie now in control goes up top and hits the frog splash. He only gets a two count!

A flurry of offense from both men. Eddie hits another DDT, but Big Show comes back with a chokeslam after refusing to give up. Big Show gets the three count and the win.

Winner: Big Show

Video Package is shown and both men make their way to the ring. Undertaker is quick to the offense and gets Lesnar backed into the corner. Lesnar reverses and sends Taker into the opposite corner and hits him with some kicks. Lesnar goes in for a tackle, but misses and hits the ringpost.

Undertaker takes advantage of Lesnar's weakened state and takes him outside the ring where he begins a brutal beating on Lesnar.

Lesnar quickly turns the tables and throws Undertaker into the steel steps.

Match returns back inside the ring and Lesnar continues his advantage. He runs his shoulder into Undertaker, followed by a 'perfect plex'. Undertaker eventually pulls Lesnar's neck onto the ropes and goes to the outside. However, once outside, Lesnar's in control again and rams Taker's face into the Spanish announcer's table.

Taker goes on the offense once again and goes to the top rope, but as he begins his climb the lights go out!

When the lights return, Taker has climbed down to protect himself, but no one is in the ring? Taker goes for the chain, but is unable to get to it, then the steps are tossed into the ring by Lesnar. Lesnar throws Taker into the steps, but Taker fights back and both men are hurt.

On the outside, Taker piledrives Lesnar onto the steel steps.

Undertaker again goes for the chain, but once again he is stopped by Lesnar and is unable to reach the chain.

Lesnar hits Taker with a huge offensive strike, and goes for the chain. However, Taker goes over and tries to set up the last ride from the top turnbuckle. He can't do it, and both men end up colliding.

Both men exchange punches, with Lesnar getting the better, then Taker getting the better. Taker sets Lesnar up for a chokeslam, which is turned into the last ride.

Lesnar then hits the F5 and the ref counts to three, but Taker has his foot on the rope, so the ref continues the match. Lesnar gets up to get the chaine, but Taker grabs his leg and prevents him from getting the chain. Taker then hits a chokeslam on Lesnar then goes to get the chain himself.

As Taker goes for the chain, in comes FBI. Taker is able to fight them back, but then runs into a Lesnar F5. Taker is able to recover quickly and then sets Lesnar up for "The Last Ride."

Taker fights off FBI once again and is able to get to the chain.

Taker has the chain, but out comes Vince himself! Vince throws Taker off the top rope and Lesnar grabs the chain. Big blow to the Taker and Lesnar goes for the cover.

Winner: Brock Lesnar

[PSYCHOMARKFAN]

I can sum up this event in one word......


SHIT!!!!!!!!!!


Why did we have to pay 30.00 for a bullshit PPV like that??

Because ,we're stupid fans that will watch anything Vince pulls out of his roided-out asscrack!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::fire:

[Goatweed]

I love my hot box pin:

[Six-Pack]

I love my hot box

And I thought you were a guy