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this is the thread where you can ask me anything about the glorious thing that is broadway show league softball.
you could ask me how i am hitting this season (4-4 with 4 rbi's) or how my team is doing (1-0). anything like it. you might also ask who we played today (hairspray, we killed them).
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How are you hitting?
How is your team doing?
Who did you play today?
Has a teammate grabbed your arm thinking it was his bat?
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Is Matthew Broderick really gay?
Does Sarah Jessica Parker look more like Ruth Buzzi or Mr. Ed?
Does the outfield play in when a male comes up to bat?
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songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
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girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
How are you hitting?
How is your team doing?
Who did you play today?
Has a teammate grabbed your arm thinking it was his bat?
1. 4-4 with 4 rbi's
2. we are 1-0
3. we played Hairspray. we killed them
4. no, has anyone grabbed your ear at a bar thinking it was the handle of a pitcher of beer?
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Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Is Matthew Broderick really gay?
Does Sarah Jessica Parker look more like Ruth Buzzi or Mr. Ed?
Does the outfield play in when a male comes up to bat?
1. no, i went to high school with him and he was just a dweeb. guy is an awesome softball player though. really.
2. she never shows up.
3. only if you played
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Quote:4. no, has anyone grabbed your ear at a bar thinking it was the handle of a pitcher of beer?
No, I wear bandanas.
Can you get me tickets to Cats?
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cats is closed and you arent fooling anyone. we know you are balding
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I have more hair on my head than MYLF has on her knuckles.
What position do you play? Baseline?
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Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I have more hair on my head than MYLF has on her knuckles.
What position do you play? Baseline?
if you let your hair grow you would look like mr. whipple.
i play left field.
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Are all the male players switch-hitters?
When someone makes a fantastic play, does everyone suddenly drop their equipment and break into song?
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