10-28-2003, 06:24 PM
Truck driver, transporting a load of bowling balls, booting down the road one day, sees a young black kid hitch-hiking on the side of the road.
Pulls over to pick him up. Black fella says "Well, actually, I"m hitch-hiking with a friend, he's waiting in the ditch with his bike. Mind if we just jump in the back with the bike?"
Truck driver says "okay", 2 young black dudes stick the bike in the back and jump in, and they go on their way.
Few miles down the road, a state trooper pulls the truck over, asks the driver if he minds if he checks his load. Driver says "No problem". Watches the trooper in his rear view mirror, go to the back of his truck and check out the load.
Then he sees the trooper RACE BACK TO HIS CAR, and jump on his radio, all freaked out.
Truck driver rolls down his window to see what the hell is going on, and hears the trooper yelling into the radio: "It's a load full of n***** eggs, 2 have hatched and one's already stolen a bike!!!!!!"
Pulls over to pick him up. Black fella says "Well, actually, I"m hitch-hiking with a friend, he's waiting in the ditch with his bike. Mind if we just jump in the back with the bike?"
Truck driver says "okay", 2 young black dudes stick the bike in the back and jump in, and they go on their way.
Few miles down the road, a state trooper pulls the truck over, asks the driver if he minds if he checks his load. Driver says "No problem". Watches the trooper in his rear view mirror, go to the back of his truck and check out the load.
Then he sees the trooper RACE BACK TO HIS CAR, and jump on his radio, all freaked out.
Truck driver rolls down his window to see what the hell is going on, and hears the trooper yelling into the radio: "It's a load full of n***** eggs, 2 have hatched and one's already stolen a bike!!!!!!"
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