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Jimmys' useless knowledge
#11
Jimmy is trying to usurp my new status.
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#12
A bird's eye takes up about 50 percent of its head, our eyes take up about 5 percent of our head. To be comparable to a bird's eyes, our eyes would have to be the size of baseballs.

The U.S. interstate highway system requires that 1 mile in every 5 must be straight. These sections can be used as airstrips in a time of war or other emergencies.

Dustin Hoffman, as Tootsie, wore a size 36C bra.

The sound heard by a listener when holding a seashell to his ear does NOT come from the shell itself. It is the echo of the blood pulsing in the listeners own ear.

My balls itch.

TV show creator Sherwood Schwartz originally intended the title of "The Brady Bunch" series to be "Yours and Mine." Gene Hackman was the first choice to play Mike Brady, but Paramount turned him down as an unknown television actor.

In 1935, the police in Atlantic City, New Jersey, arrested 42 men on the beach. They were cracking down on topless bathing suits worn by men.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Seventy percent of household dust is made up of dead skin flakes.

Banging your head against a wall can burn up to 150 calories per hour.

In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a 50-pound rock. the ceremony was witnessed by more than twenty people.

Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like A Lady," was written about Vince Neil of Motley Crue.

My balls also smell.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. At worst, you would lose consciousness and the lungs would start to breath automatically.

Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year.

In every episode of TV's Seinfeld, there is a Superman somewhere in at least one scene.

The first contraceptive diaphragms, used centuries ago, were citrus rinds.
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#13
Everything except the Flock's balls thingies I knew
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Quote:Banging your head against a wall can burn up to 150 calories per hour.
Finally, an exercise tip I can use!
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#15
Quote:Originally posted by tricia
you never saw 101 dalmatians?


I did.....wait- which one? the cartoon or the live action movie???
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#16
Quote:Originally posted by Flock of Moosen
A bird's eye takes up about 50 percent of its head, our eyes take up about 5 percent of our head. To be comparable to a bird's eyes, our eyes would have to be the size of baseballs.

We'd look funny as hell with eyes the size of baseballs.

It's a wives tale that going outside in the cold can cause you to get sick.

Butter is much better for you than margarine.
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#17
this thread sucks.
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#18
You're an ass.
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Quote:Originally posted by goatweed
this thread sucks.

Ya know, if you're gonna bash it, then bash it right.


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#20
Does that constitute as cybersex?
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