11-12-2003, 09:46 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
Quote:Originally posted by SloatsYou only have one because your married.
Rule # 1: Don't be a friend to a woman. If she wants to treat you like a friend, then you are not making yourself attractive to her, thus never will, and will forever be blindly climbing the \"Friendship\" Ladder.
Women have a 2 ladder system: one for friends, one more bangs. Men only have one.
I have few female freinds those that I have are family.
ladder 1. if your cute I am trying to bang you
ladder 2. if your not cute you can be my friend.
I'm ladderless.
I have no female friends. (Except for family) I'm trying to look up the skirts of every female, despite the fact I will bang none.
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>