Survivor Series...thoughts and reflections...

[Faceman]

Overall it wasn't as bad a card as it could have been. With the exception of a couple of matches it was a pretty good card. Some of my observations, in no particular order....

Hardcore Holly...Here's your hat, what's your hurry. 2 appearances in 14 months and both involved chairs and you being around for about 2 minutes each time? Where is Matt from tough enough 3 to beat on when you need him?

Jerry Lawler...How can he be a face announcer for one match and a heel announcer for another??????? He's upset when coach comes out and bischoff's around but extolls the virtues of molly, a rulebreaker??? Make up your mind man.

Shawn Michaels...I hope that if one day my back gives in and I can't do anything anymore, that I can carry a match like he can today. I loved him when he was the original HBK and what he is doing now, all these years later, is fucking amazing. He is the most over face on raw nowadays and the only one actually worth rooting for anymore. I think it's time to take down the foley is god signs and start the HBK is god signs up. It would be appropriate given his newly found faith too.


Randy Orton...This guy is the future of the WWE. He's got charisma, ability and he can just plain go wrestling-wise. I can't wait until he gets his HUGE push and goes after the legends of Ric Flair and **ahem forgive me for saying this** the legend that is HHH. Oh and that loud cheer you heard coming from NYC. That was David Stern marking out when Orton hit the RKO on Cuban

Dudley Boyz...Is it me or have they jumped the shark??? Same 4 standard moves every match. Same get the tables crap. Give the belts to the new and improved La Resistance and let them run with it.

Shane...Is there anything you won't do for your father's company??????? You are the new king of the bump since no one wants to give anyone a good bump anymore. Kudos my friend

Goldberg...the less said the better

HHH...Since when are you in Ric Flair's league that you can send out Evolution like he sent out the horsemen to do his dirty work during the match?? That was the first thing that hit my mind when I saw that whole shit. Flair was doing that to sting years before the idea of HHH was even conceived. For shame...Go do your movies already, can't wait to see if you actually job to Blade during part 3

Heyman...???????????? Where was he during the PPV?? You couldn't get Steph's fat ass off the tv during a ppv when he was GM. Does Heyman not rate the same?

Undertaker...Please bring back the dead man...pretty please......pretty fucking please with sugar on it!!!!!!!

Vince...How's it feel that your son is a better wrestler than you are???

Molly...Would you please wrestle Victoria already and let the 2 best technical women wrestlers in the company show the rest of the ladies how its done?????

John Cena...FU on the Big Show??? That's Advanced Thuganomics!!!!!! Give him a belt and fucking soon.

Angle...he's having more surgery today...anybody else think he came back too soon? He should have had the regular neck surgery, took his time coming back and worked as a mouthpiece for Team Angle. That would have been fucking sweeeeeeeeeeet.

Team Angle...oh how the mighty have fallen.

The Bashems....no seriously....the bashems?????? youre fucking joking right? The bashems??

[Flock of Moosen]

I decided at the last minute not to bother ordering it. After reading the results, I was kinda glad I didn't.
Some of the matches looked good like both the elimination matches, but aside from those the rest of the card sounded like shit.

I couldn't believe it when I read Cena actually gave an FU to the Big Show. Remember when people were in complete shock Lesnar could even give him an F-5? No way would I ever thought Cena was strong enough to pull that off as well.

As far as Angle's neck, yes I believe he rushed it. When I first heard about this "new" procedure he was getting done I wondered to myself why haven't all the other wrestlers who had neck problems gone this route. It seems clear now that this "quick fix" surgery wasn't as reliable as they made it sound.

Now, I just want to know, where the fuck are they going with the Austin angle? To me it seemed like a no-brainer that his team would win, but of course the WWE fucked that up like they do everything else.
So, now we have to be stuck week after week with a heel GM making matches to benefit the heel wrestlers? Oh great, lets have a 3 on 1 handicap match every damn week. What, the face somehow won a match? Out comes Bischoff to restart it under different stipulations. Hey, let's just fire all the faces now. The fans will really appreciate that and continue to watch week after week.

How is this appeasing the fans and how is this in the least bit enjoyable to watch? :confused: