Average Joe

[Metalfan]

Originally posted by Grumpy
Note to self: Go home, kiss the wife and thank her for being gorgeous and intelligent with a killer body.

Now if I could only get her to put out more often, I'd have the perfect woman.......


Eat your heart out boys....


For the record - looks are temporary. A relationship isn't worth shit if it's based solely on looks. There has to be more substance than that. My check list (prior to Mrs. Grumpy) was simple:

- Sense of humour
- Intelligent
- Warm heart
- Knows how to carry herself
- Psychologically stable (not hung on the past)
- Eyes
- Warm smile

Body didn't matter to me. I thank God that I was fortunate enough to find someone that had everything I was looking for, and then some... For the record - 11 years later, I'm still trying to figure out how the fuck I got so lucky.

Hmmmmmmm, I suspect Mrs. Grumpy was probably looking over his shoulder as he typed this All kidding aside, Grump has never said a bad thing about his wife on the boards....too bad he couldn't maintain that same composure in front of her - fewer days in the doghouse.

But, back on topic for a minute.....sure, tastes and needs and wants change as you get older and learn who you are and seek those things that mean the most to you......however, how many of the guys here wouldn't want a shot at Paris Hilton if she walked up to you and said "let's go?" All mature thinking aside....who here would look like all the rubes in Arkansas on that stupid show of theirs?

Now where is my coffee dammit?