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If I hear one more fucking Christmas song........
#41
It's the voice. Something about that voice hypnotizes.
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#42
Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
Princess Bride. Now blow me.

WRONG. Try again DUMBASS.

It was See No Evil, Hear No Evil.
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#43
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
Princess Bride. Now blow me.

WRONG. Try again DUMBASS.

It was See No Evil, Hear No Evil.

Well that eliminates the trying again part doesn't it?
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#44
i dont wana hear it, ive been living in christmas land at target since nov 1st
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#45
She can't be merry
'coz she's Hebrew.
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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#46
I did my first bout of Christmas shopping on Friday.

3:00 no less.

It was fucking packed. I yelled at 2 people with their goddamn carts in my way, told the teller who told me to "Have a Merry Christmas" not to tell me what to do, and flipped off 3 drivers between the parking lot and the highway. I also believe at least 3 people heard me curse under my breath how much I fucking hated Christmas as I navigated through the mall.

May Santa be blessed with Lukemia this year.
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#47
Try taking a vicoden before you shop next time. Your shopping trip will be a little more pleasant.
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#48
Well that'd just take all the sport out of it.

And it is a sport when the chance of blood is prominent.

And one of these days I may really run over one of those slow fucking walkers in front of my vehicle in the parking lot.

Then back up.
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#49
And steal their shoes and presents.
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#50
Jesus kick back with a tastey beverage and shop online.
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