Ouch.

[Hawt Baux]

How do you vacuum marble?


I suppose it's possible but is there a mild risk in scratching the surface?.....maybe one of those new swifter things or something?......odd


*end scene*

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

it's called a mop, moppett

[madmick]

The maid does it.

[SO]

Canada's health care system is every bit the equal of ours.


________________USA_______________CANADA

Life Expectancy......77.1 years.........................78.9 years

Infant Mortality......6.8/1000 live births......4.9/1000 live births

As for the popular myth that "Canadian heart patients now flock across the border to hospitals in Detroit and Cleveland before they die waiting for bypass surgery in Canada", I wonder why people repeat this so often without ever citing a single source as fact. Here's an example of why nobody should take this seriously:

Phantoms in the snow: Canadians' use of health care services in the United States.

Katz SJ, Cardiff K, Pascali M, Barer ML, Evans RG.

Department of Medicine, University of Michigan, USA.

To examine the extent to which Canadian residents seek medical care across the border, we collected data about Canadians' use of services from ambulatory care facilities and hospitals located in Michigan, New York State, and Washington State during 1994-1998. We also collected information from several Canadian sources, including the 1996 National Population Health Survey, the provincial Ministries of Health, and the Canadian Life and Health Insurance Association. Results from these sources do not support the widespread perception that Canadian residents seek care extensively in the United States. Indeed, the numbers found are so small as to be barely detectible relative to the use of care by Canadians at home.

Health Aff (Millwood). 2002 May-Jun;21(3):19-31

This is not to say that one system is better than the other, as there's really no perfect healthcare system, but I always wonder why the "subpar Canadian healthcare" myth is so widespread when there is no factual evidence to back it up.

[Hawt Baux]

I bet she does have a maid.

I know it's just a front as to not disrupt the peons unserviced habitat.

With each post she makes from her gold-plated keyboard my world crumbles just a little bit more.

[Toronto Hottie]

If I have a maid, she's a lazy sack of shit.

If someone's paying her, I believe I'm earning the little cunt's wages. Somebody call me a lawyer.

[Well Spoken]

Originally posted by Toronto Hottie

If I thought stitches were warranted, I'd honestly just pull out the Scotch tape and eradicate the middleman.

You may want to consider going to the doctor if only to reduce the chances of scarring. Just a thought.


And on a side note, Paris Hilton is a useless, unattractive skank that should be burned at the stake and the ground where she stood salted so that nothing may ever grow there. I think it's appalling that she's an heiress to untold fortunes and will probably never do a single bit of good with it, save for buying the rope that she should hang herself with.

OK, I feel better. Get that thing checked out. Or oot.

[Hawt Baux]

Honestly Hottie,

Did the maid trip you?


You can tell us, we won't judge you.

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by Hawt Baux
How do you vacuum marble?


I suppose it's possible but is there a mild risk in scratching the surface?.....maybe one of those new swifter things or something?......odd


*end scene*

The Swiffer is my friend. It squirts shit out and mops and sweeps and everything.

If it had a paycheque and took out the garbage I'd make it my boyfriend.

[JimmyBlueEyes]

oh just put on a band aid and quit yer bitchin