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I've got some time...help me with a little experiment
there's a bottle of Black Opal shiraz and a dugout filled with herbal goodness just sitting at home and waiting ever so patiently for ingestion.

Still at work for another 2 & 1/2 hours. ech.
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460's got the nappy dugout? :o
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I shave my shiznit. Confusedmug:

dugout = "lil wooden box that holds weed and one-hitter." An invention that one-ups the wheel, IMO.


Ok, maybe not but still..hella cool thing to have...if you smoke the wacky stuff, that is.
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Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
460's got the nappy dugout? :o
<center><b>Givin' Up the Nappy Dugout</b>
<i>Ice Cube</i>

Your daughter was a nice girl, now she's a slut.
A queen treatin' niggas just like King Tut.
Gobbin' up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird,
suckin' up the Lench Mob crew, and I'm comin' third.
Used to get straight-As, now she's just skippin' class.
Oh my, do I love to grip the hips and ass.
Only 17, with a lot of practice on black boys' jimmys and white boy's cactus.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, but I gotta be brief:
a lotta niggas like bustin' nuts in her teeth.
Drink it up, drink it up, even though she's Catholic,
that don't mean shit, cuz she's givin' up the ass quick.
Quicker than you can say "candy", the bitch is on my Snicker...and oh man she
can take on three men built like He-Men;
her little-bitty twat got gallons of semen.
Fourteen niggas in line ready to bang your
pride-and-joy, I mean daddy's little angel.
Tell the bitch to get her ass out the house,
cuz your daughter's known for givin' up the nappy dugout.

(Chorus, 2x):
I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that bitch remains,
I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!

Mister, mister, before you make me go,
I'm here to let you know your little girl is a hoe.
Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad; get her all alone and out come the kneepads.
I know she's a minor and it is illegal,
but the bitch is worse than Vanessa Del Rio.
And if you decide to call rape, we got the little hooker on tape, now:
tell the fuckin' slut to please hurry up,
and wear that dress that's tight on her butt,
so I can finger-fuck on the way to the bed,
been in so many rooms, she got a dot on her forehead.
Face turnin' red from grabbin' them ankles.
Fuck and get up is how I do them stank-hoes.
You should hear how she sounds with a cock in her,
boots get knocked from here to Czechoslovakia.
Two on top, one on the bottom;
first nigga got the boots, man, you shoulda shot 'im.
Cuz after I got 'em it was over. Now niggas get lucky like a four-leaf clover.
On daddy's little girl.
She keeps nuts in her mouth like the bitch was a squirrel.
So tell Sheryl to bring her ass home,
cuz the line at my house is gettin' loooooooong, and....

(Chorus)
Givin' up the nappy, givin' up the nappy....
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so, i'm watching judge joe brown. this chick just used as her defense the fact that she'd been partaking in a scheme to rip off the federal housing authority. people are so stupid.
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I prefer my glass one hitter for portability.
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Glass one hitters can break. Also, it is not a self-contained apparatus. You have to pull out your stash everytime you wanna pack it.

This is opposed to inconspicuously taking the disguised-as-a-cigerette one hitter and simply packing that via the dugout.

For shows with high security, the metal/cigerette bat works well. I pack it before heading into the venue and leave it in my wallet. Gets through everytime.

(but yes, glass one hitters are nice...just not a fan of the "frageelay" aspect)
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Quote:Originally posted by Suzie
I prefer my glass one hitter for portability.

Those glass ones rock!!! Plus they don't set off metal detectors.
&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/madone/taymb.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;center&gt; We don't want your forgiveness. We won't make excuses. We're not gonna blame you, even if you are an accessory... But we will not except your natural order. We didn't come for absolution, we didn't ask to be redeemed. But isn't how it is, every goddamn time... Your prayers are always answered, in the order they're received...

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now I'm eating sushi. I still have work to do.


Let's make this thread about my day.
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Yeah I have this ridulcous furry ball bag for it and I carry my stash in a separarte container, which is metal, but I can't remmeber the last time I had to go through a metal detector.
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