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I am a better person than Alkey; more of a man too
#31
I'm not as concerned with banging her as I am about those kick ass Tuna sandwiches.
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#32
She makes a mean penne vodka.
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#33
Marry that woman. She's worth giving half your shit to if it doesn't work out.
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#34
When you have to start worrying is when she brings you sexually transmitted penis lumps.
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#35
That'd be cute.

Like when your cat leaves a dead mouse on your porch...
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#36
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Quote:Originally posted by The Man
Because when Silera was cold, I gave her my jacket. Not once; but twice.

All Alkey did was belch.

Translation: Galt wants to bang Silera and will do anything, Alkey knew he was banging her and does nothing, and I know I will never bang Silera, so I don't know who the fuck she is.

Your nemesis.

No tuna for you, ever.
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#37
Quote:Originally posted by Hoon
When you have to start worrying is when she brings you sexually transmitted penis lumps.

Wouldn't "penis lumps" kind of be like "ribbed for her pleasure"?
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#38
is that the canadian subsitute?
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#39
Quote:Originally posted by Hoon
Marry that woman. She's worth giving half your shit to if it doesn't work out.

I get a phone call whenever he takes a shit.

That's as much as I can handle.
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#40
How thoughtful.

No wonder you bring him tuna sandwiches
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