Some one explain black people to me:

[Sloats]

Here is something that bothered me this weekend:

Hammer (MC) spent all of his musical earnings employing a large number of his neighborhood residents to the point of going bankrupt, but he is considered a "sell out", a wannabe, because he pawned his personality for advertisement and further "spread the wealth" employment of fellow black personas. The apex being opening Pepsi while receiving a grammy.

Enter 10 years later:
Snoop Dog does a whole fricken half time video for Nokia during the Sugar Bowl with lyrics towards Nokia product, holding the fucking things like Dana Peterson (Wheel of Fortune), but somehow Snoop is still "keeping it real". How is it that Snoop is not a sell out, that he is not a bitch to the man?

[Goatweed]

because Snoop doesn't wear baggy parachute pants, and he smokes a lotta pot.

[60FeetUnderWater]

Sloats, you are a honkey. Don't try to understand. Just stay out of Snoops way.


Ya best bahleeve dat, PHOOL! [or insert other random ghetto-ism here]

And wait a sec...Didn't Snoop say that he quit smoking weed when he started his clothing line?

[Toronto Hottie]

And why do they think calling somebody a cracker is insulting?

I like crackers. Especially in my soup.

[Black Lazerus]

The only reason people called Hammer a sell out is that he dropped the MC from his name.
Dumb ass cracker god I hate you all. I love how you guys like to nit pick every fucking thing we do as a culture/people but then go and copy it.
But when your actions are called into question, you make excuses/lies to justify everything.

[header]

I still wear my hammer pants. Biznitch.

Or something like that.

[Black Lazerus]

You cabarichi wearing faggit.

[Goatweed]

Snoop is pretty funny in that AOL commercial too.

[Hoon]

You're talking about a people who spend their paychecks at FUBU instead of feeding their children.

Why try to rationalize?

[60FeetUnderWater]

Word, Goat. I even liked him in that XM commercial, where he falls in from the sky into someone's office.


Snoop simply radiates "coolness" no matter what he does...he's just one of those kinds of people.


*disclaimer* AH NAH NAH! I will not deal with someone taking "those kinds of people" as some kind of racist remark. Cuz nope, it wasn't. That joke is denied. Ok, carry on.