who turned on the flux capacitor??

[Goatweed]

this doesn't look like 1955

[60FeetUnderWater]

I didn't feed Mr. Fusion. did you?

[Goatweed]

I could really go for a Tab or a Pepsi-Free right now.

[TheDude]

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

[BITENY]

George McFly: Lorraine, my density has bought me to you.
Lorraine Baines: What?
George McFly: Oh, what I meant to say was...
Lorraine Baines: Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?
George McFly: Yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.

[60FeetUnderWater]

in 1955, fancy fingertapping on the fretboard creates terror in the minds of the local townfolk.

Eddie Van Halen could have marched through Europe using this technique, enslaving all who opposed him.

[TheDude]

The French would surrender before he had time to plug in his amp

[Goatweed]

I still say Marty should've fucked Lorraine.

[60FeetUnderWater]

dewd, really, that's nasty.

But, I hear you though. Lea Thompson was yummy back then. Marty would have to wrap it though and make sure he didn't get her pregnant - otherwise an UBER down syndrome kid is popping out.

[Goatweed]

if he got her pregnant, they might've been able to somehow work it into a better story for part III.

His original girlfriend was hotter than the replacement (Elizabeth Shue) - Spielberg could've at least tried to get someone who looked like the original one.