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#41
we had a blind date,
I came in her eye.
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#42
Suzie I herd different about you...I heard that that all it takes to get you in bed is a smile and a happy meal...thats all and you'll be taking anal in minutes...You my lady are a whore...
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#43
Come to think of it, I am having a hard time seeing right now.
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#44
Quote:Originally posted by The Almighty Spaz
Suzie I herd different about you...I heard that that all it takes to get you in bed is a smile and a happy meal...thats all and you'll be taking anal in minutes...You my lady are a whore...

Who have you been talking to? You heard wrong. In fact I haven't gotten any action in weeks.
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#45
Im just messin with you CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!!-calm-ok stop thinking about what iim gonna write about you and go out and get laid....stop your bitching already
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#46
I can't stand when all someone talks about it himself. That and most of the other responses everyone else gave.
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#47
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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#48
:mad:
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#49
Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
we had a blind date,
I came in her eye.

look eveyone Vos is back
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#50
OK, I'm not funny, but I asked this somewhere else and somebody else WAS funny. I get a half point for that.

He said:

Religion. I can lie my way through anything to get to the pussy. I can pretend smart and fake pretty much any bandwagon.

I can never fake my way when religion comes up.

*I'm with him there. I couldn't date a religious individiual.
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