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Die Cunt.
#91
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motherfuckin' CHEATERS!!

First things first, being that I submitted a "not guilty" plea, I was told to see the prosecutor before going into the courtroom, so I did.

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"You have a 4 point violation here, I can bring that down to 2 points; it's the best that I can do. Will you plead guilty to that?"

No sir, I will not.

So, you want this to go to trial?

Yes, I do.

Well, the judge is sick today so I would like to reschedule.

There's no judge presiding today?

No. She's here. We do have a judge but she's not feeling well. Do you still want this to go to trial? (then asks the officer next to him..."is Officer So&So here today? "Yes" was the response)

Well sir, I had to take the day off to be here and I'd like to resolve this matter as quickly as possible. Seems like I'll have to take my chances in the courtroom today.

Very well, do you know how things operate and such once the trial begins?

Yes, I do. You will present your side of the case and then I will be allowed to present my side.

Good. We will present our case, our officer will testify and identify you as the operator of the vehicle and we will also provide certification of his training....and you will lose

(yeah, he said it. The cocksmoker that he is)

Very well sir. Thank you. (off to the court room I go...)

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Yeah, so there I was, ready to take the establishment on, I had my notes and questions ready.

They finally call my name up and guess what happens??

The judge tells me immediately that the prosecutor asked for a postponement because the officer that issued my citation was IN TRAINING today.

Yeah, on the same day he should have known he needed to appear in court. Rolleyes

I motioned that the case be dismissed due to the prosecutions lack of evidence.

Motion denied as the judge has already granted the prosecutor the postponement.

They've bought themselves time to now look up all the necessary documents that I KNOW wasn't in their possession today. Fuckin' cocksmokers. Now I have to research more case laws in hopes that I find other loopholes.

I even wore my sports jacket. Bastards.
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Die Cunt. - by Toronto Hottie - 03-16-2004, 10:50 PM
Die Cunt. - by 60FeetUnderWater - 04-13-2004, 11:52 AM
Die Cunt. - by Rooner - 04-13-2004, 11:59 AM
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Die Cunt. - by Topper Harley - 04-13-2004, 12:12 PM
Die Cunt. - by Black Lazerus - 04-13-2004, 12:15 PM
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Die Cunt. - by Topper Harley - 04-13-2004, 12:22 PM
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