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Exploding Penis.
#11
Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
Poor guy, but it prolly made the girl feel good knowing she was that great of a fuck to blow some guys pecker up. Real self esteem booster.

:lol:

The glass is always half-full!!
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#12
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Hey pot, whered kettle go?
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#13
Have to think positive
I'm not quite there yet
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Believe the Hype, Bitch!!!!
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#14
He probably blames her for the whole thing though which is a real self esteem bummer.
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#15
It'd make for a terrific story to tell your friends, though.

"I once fucked a guy so hard his dick blew up!"
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#16
I guess you have something to aim for now.
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#17
It was a suicide fucking.
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#18
Wasn't this an Eddie Murphy bit in Raw or Delerious?
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&lt;center&gt;Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!&lt;/center&gt;
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#19
at least he got to fuck an 18 year old before he broke his dick.
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#20
Quote:Originally posted by Topper Harley
at least he got to fuck an 18 year old before he broke his dick.

One year younger and half a world away, he would have been arrested.
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&lt;center&gt;Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!&lt;/center&gt;
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