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Hey Fat Boy
#21
so come on tell us how much do you pay your girlfriend a week to date you?
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#22
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
so come on tell us how much do you pay your girlfriend a week to date you?

Depends, your mom keeps changing her rates. Filthy whore.
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#23
My mom doesn't date muppets.
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Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
My mom doesn't date muppets.

No, but she'll sure as hell suck the stuffing out of one for five bucks.

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#25
Oh my god... you ARE a stupid fuck.

You thought this was me?

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Now the Jerry Garcia comment makes sense, but that's Kevin Smith, you uncultured dullard.
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#26
Yes because Kevin smith= culture.
You uneducated slob.

At least he has the intelligence to buy the dolls and not dress like them.
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Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus


At least he has the intelligence to buy the dolls and not dress like them.

I guess you didn't see Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back then.
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Quote:Let's cut through the crap.

I'm fat. I got fat for a bunch of reasons, but the main reason is this: I KEPT EATING BAD FOOD.

Here's the deal. I hit my goal weight in September of 2001. I kept the weight off for two years, bouncing around 225 and 240 pounds. Perfectly acceptable.

Then when I started working for the record label, I stopped being really physically active. The problem was, I was still eating the massive amount of carb-laden and fattening foods, and not exercising enough to keep it off.

When I got laid off, I got really, really depressed. I kept eating more, and not working out.


Quote:Sooooo... as we stand right now, I've put on probably close to 40 to 45 pounds. I haven't weighed myself in a while because I'm so fucking disgusted with myself.




Quote:I can take a lot of abuse, but one thing I do not like being called is fat.


I am sorry fatty didn't know you were so sensitive about your weight.
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#29
Laz, you're running out of steam. Just have your trainer say you blew your knee out in the first round.
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#30
Ok so from what I can sum up from your blog.

1. you are an obese fat fuck
2. You are very effeminate looking
3. you have a small dick.
4. you have low aspirations in life ( you are happy being a sticker & T shirt jockey) that
5. You have stalked a several board females that would will have nothing to do with you.
6. your father thinks you are a complete failure(and he's right)


So what I and assume of your girlfriend is That she is a very frigid girl who probably bosses you around as though she is your mom. she is the reason you are no longer living in your parents basement. You couldn't even sustain an apartment on your own, loser. She has low self esteem probably due to a rape early in her childhood/womanhood.
She can fuck you because she finds your dick nonthreatening. That would explain why she wants you to buy her breast implants. You enjoy your pathetic life, loser. May you have some hairy lipped daughters, just like mom.
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