07-07-2003, 04:56 PM
For all you Lakers Haters out there, this one is too good to be true. Here's the link to the espn.com story Kobe In the slammer
Or if youre too lazy to read it. Here's a brief synopsis. On June 30 in Vail he :ALLEGEDLY: sexually assaulted a woman who was not his wife :veiled shock: and is reportedly 19 YEARS OLD:wow: No further details on the attack are out yet (pending a shitload of cash being delievered to the young lady, of course). He warrant for his arrest was made on July 4, and he turned himself in. His agent posted his $25,000 bail and he was released. Police are considering pressing charges (ie. if Kobe and the chick can't agree on how much cash should be sent to keep her trap shut). His agent, of course, claims he is innocent. No role for his agent in the pay-off negotiations has yet to be announced.
Can't wait to see the pic on the smoking gun.
Or if youre too lazy to read it. Here's a brief synopsis. On June 30 in Vail he :ALLEGEDLY: sexually assaulted a woman who was not his wife :veiled shock: and is reportedly 19 YEARS OLD:wow: No further details on the attack are out yet (pending a shitload of cash being delievered to the young lady, of course). He warrant for his arrest was made on July 4, and he turned himself in. His agent posted his $25,000 bail and he was released. Police are considering pressing charges (ie. if Kobe and the chick can't agree on how much cash should be sent to keep her trap shut). His agent, of course, claims he is innocent. No role for his agent in the pay-off negotiations has yet to be announced.
Can't wait to see the pic on the smoking gun.
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