3 signs you live in the getto

[Silera]

1) Your neighbor shows up at your door with a shopping bag and asks to borrow a few beers.

2) Your elevator doubles as a urinal.

3) Your peg legged methodone addicted neighbor shows up at your door at 9 am Saturday and asks to borrow your car to go get breakfast.

There are more.

Please save me.

[JimmyBlueEyes]

I say we get together and work this out, we could make a mint!!!

[bigdikblack]

I'll supply the Koolaide and the fried chicken! :wow:

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by Silera
1) Your neighbor shows up at your door with a shopping bag and asks to borrow a few beers.

2) Your elevator doubles as a urinal.

3) Your peg legged methodone addicted neighbor shows up at your door at 9 am Saturday and asks to borrow your car to go get breakfast.

There are more.

Please save me.

I told you I'd replace the beers.

And the elevator was an ACCIDENT. I'd had 4 beers and I had to really pee damnit.

Bring me an eggamuffin with cheese and bacon.


*If you lived closer, it'd be funnier. 'Cause that's SOOOO me.

[Opus]

Why stop with those stereotypes..

Jewishopoly
Jail can be the furnace
Free parking takes on a whole new meaning.
Passing go means you get to stay alive 1 more round
All the cards where you have to pay will end with the phrase "You cheap bastard"

And why stick to changing just Monopoly.

How about Spic Life
Have to change the cars so that you can fit 20 pegs in them.
Have spaces such as "You found a knife. You can now sleep safely"
Job cards like "Hired as your neighbors Lawnmower"
Careers in lawn care.

The list goes on and on.

[header]

I think there should be some racial diversity added to Clue.

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by Opus
Jewishopoly
Jail can be the furnace

:lol::lol:

[Lush]

[JJ]

I want Ghettopoly so damn bad, lol. My dad told me to get it so me and him could play. He laughed his ass off when he saw that a paper article said that one of the spaces had Martin Luther King saying, "i have an itch". :lol::lol::lol: