<![CDATA[YourMomsBox! - It's the Bitches That'll Gitcha's]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/ Fri, 01 May 2026 20:52:57 +0000 MyBB <![CDATA[True Story]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=3748 Mon, 13 Sep 2004 17:15:47 +0000 The Man]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=3748
She's 10 days overdue, so she has to get induced.

What's the first thing she does after the baby is born?]]>
She's 10 days overdue, so she has to get induced.

What's the first thing she does after the baby is born?]]> <![CDATA[pity me]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=3641 Tue, 10 Aug 2004 14:27:18 +0000 Topper Harley]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=3641 ]]> ]]> <![CDATA[Soo.....]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=3620 Fri, 06 Aug 2004 04:33:49 +0000 Opus]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=3620
First a little background info...

A girl that I have developed quite a liking for since she started working at the place I work at a couple weeks ago calls me up tonight to go to a bar with her.

As much as I want to go, I know that she is the girlfriend of another manager at my place of work. On top of that, said manager is female.

So to make a long story short.. I let her talk me into going out with her anyways. (I know I'm a bad boy)

We get to our destination and she orders a drink. This is the same drink she always starts out with.

We make our way to the edge of the dance floor as she sips her drink. We talk for a while as she continues to sip her drink until it is gone. A few minutes after finishing her drink, she grabs me by the hand and drags me to the dance floor and we begin to move to the music.

Not 30 seconds later she bolts off the floor and heads to the bathroom.. I am very concerned at the way she just takes off.

She comes back a few minutes later and informs me that she got sick and I take her home.

Is this a sign of bad things to come?]]>
First a little background info...

A girl that I have developed quite a liking for since she started working at the place I work at a couple weeks ago calls me up tonight to go to a bar with her.

As much as I want to go, I know that she is the girlfriend of another manager at my place of work. On top of that, said manager is female.

So to make a long story short.. I let her talk me into going out with her anyways. (I know I'm a bad boy)

We get to our destination and she orders a drink. This is the same drink she always starts out with.

We make our way to the edge of the dance floor as she sips her drink. We talk for a while as she continues to sip her drink until it is gone. A few minutes after finishing her drink, she grabs me by the hand and drags me to the dance floor and we begin to move to the music.

Not 30 seconds later she bolts off the floor and heads to the bathroom.. I am very concerned at the way she just takes off.

She comes back a few minutes later and informs me that she got sick and I take her home.

Is this a sign of bad things to come?]]> <![CDATA[Can someone please tell me]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=3384 Mon, 14 Jun 2004 03:33:12 +0000 Keyser Soze]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=3384

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[Image: bachelorbob040613_305.jpg]]]> <![CDATA[Sleepin' nekkid]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=3073 Tue, 20 Apr 2004 05:39:56 +0000 60FeetUnderWater]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=3073
Under a sheet of course.

I enjoy and borderline relish these moments, usually occurring during warm mid-summer evenings.




So, anyone else?]]>
Under a sheet of course.

I enjoy and borderline relish these moments, usually occurring during warm mid-summer evenings.




So, anyone else?]]> <![CDATA[Marriage Schmarriage]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=3059 Sun, 18 Apr 2004 14:51:28 +0000 EffinC]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=3059
I come from a divorced family. My dad was married and divorced prior to my mother. My dad is one of two, and has of course been divorced. My Mother is one of seven, 3 of whom have been divorced. My brother is divorced. My sister was just married in March and that marriage will actually have a great chance of lasting.

What's all this mean? I'm scared like a little bitch of getting married. I say time and time again that I will NEVER be married, and everyone gives you the story of how they said the same thing, and look where they ended up. I've broken up with 2 long term girlfriends because the desire for marriage was verbalized.

In all seriousness, how long can someone fend it off? When is the point at which your free will just breaks down and becomes a submissive mini-van driving nothing? I am not afraid of having to give up half, I'm afraid of becoming all of my friends that look like caged animals in their marriages.

I have this friend who used to be the man at parties and pickup games of any sport, the guy to yell road trip, etc etc etc. He's married with 2 kids, and he works his BALLS off at 3 jobs. He works bad hours so that he will have the most time with his kids as possible before they hit school age. He wants to come out and play basketball with us once a week, and his wife throws a tantrum. We play basketball from midnight-2AM, and his fucking wife pulls the "I spend all day with your children, and you want to go play basketball?"......mind you, this broad doesn't work and although raising children is an important job, atleast you're with people you love doing something that comes with the territory of parenthood.

This scares me to death. I want to settle down some day and own the little house with the picket fence, etc. I already have the job of my dreams (Law Enforcement Technician), and would love to have that extend into my personal life. The safest route of all is to simply not get married, and if push comes to shove I can get along that way.

Please post your marriage/divorce horror
stories in an effort to quell my dilemma.]]>
I come from a divorced family. My dad was married and divorced prior to my mother. My dad is one of two, and has of course been divorced. My Mother is one of seven, 3 of whom have been divorced. My brother is divorced. My sister was just married in March and that marriage will actually have a great chance of lasting.

What's all this mean? I'm scared like a little bitch of getting married. I say time and time again that I will NEVER be married, and everyone gives you the story of how they said the same thing, and look where they ended up. I've broken up with 2 long term girlfriends because the desire for marriage was verbalized.

In all seriousness, how long can someone fend it off? When is the point at which your free will just breaks down and becomes a submissive mini-van driving nothing? I am not afraid of having to give up half, I'm afraid of becoming all of my friends that look like caged animals in their marriages.

I have this friend who used to be the man at parties and pickup games of any sport, the guy to yell road trip, etc etc etc. He's married with 2 kids, and he works his BALLS off at 3 jobs. He works bad hours so that he will have the most time with his kids as possible before they hit school age. He wants to come out and play basketball with us once a week, and his wife throws a tantrum. We play basketball from midnight-2AM, and his fucking wife pulls the "I spend all day with your children, and you want to go play basketball?"......mind you, this broad doesn't work and although raising children is an important job, atleast you're with people you love doing something that comes with the territory of parenthood.

This scares me to death. I want to settle down some day and own the little house with the picket fence, etc. I already have the job of my dreams (Law Enforcement Technician), and would love to have that extend into my personal life. The safest route of all is to simply not get married, and if push comes to shove I can get along that way.

Please post your marriage/divorce horror
stories in an effort to quell my dilemma.]]> <![CDATA[Can someone be trained to be a good wife?]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2908 Tue, 23 Mar 2004 21:40:05 +0000 header]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2908 Quote:School Trains Girls to Be Good Wives

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Once a week after school, a group of girls from well-to-do Mexican families troops to a meticulously kept house in the south of the capital for a class in how to become the perfect wife.



Girls aged 13 to 18 sit eagerly through lessons in cooking, sewing, ironing, dressing, folding napkins, serving a formal dinner and adding feminine flourishes to a home, like a posy of flowers in the bathroom or initials embroidered on the towels.


Such skills, according to teacher Tota Topete, risk becoming a lost art as Mexico's young women join a global trend of focusing on careers rather than housekeeping.


\"Now all women want to go out to work, but working an eight-hour day when one is a wife or a mother is just not possible,\" Topete, a vivacious and impeccably groomed 60-year-old, said after one of her evening classes.


\"It means neglecting one's husband. He could start looking elsewhere for affection and that could mean divorce,\" she warned.

(more) ]]> Quote:School Trains Girls to Be Good Wives

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Once a week after school, a group of girls from well-to-do Mexican families troops to a meticulously kept house in the south of the capital for a class in how to become the perfect wife.



Girls aged 13 to 18 sit eagerly through lessons in cooking, sewing, ironing, dressing, folding napkins, serving a formal dinner and adding feminine flourishes to a home, like a posy of flowers in the bathroom or initials embroidered on the towels.


Such skills, according to teacher Tota Topete, risk becoming a lost art as Mexico's young women join a global trend of focusing on careers rather than housekeeping.


\"Now all women want to go out to work, but working an eight-hour day when one is a wife or a mother is just not possible,\" Topete, a vivacious and impeccably groomed 60-year-old, said after one of her evening classes.


\"It means neglecting one's husband. He could start looking elsewhere for affection and that could mean divorce,\" she warned.

(more) ]]> <![CDATA[some of you bitches are crazy!]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2795 Wed, 03 Mar 2004 23:47:09 +0000 60FeetUnderWater]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2795 When crazy money-hungry bitches attack!!

Quote:Prosecutors said she killed Jeffrey Wright, 34, on Jan. 13, 2003, because she didn't want a divorce but wanted benefits from his $200,000 life insurance policy.


Whatever it take to not hold down a job, huh ladies?]]> When crazy money-hungry bitches attack!!

Quote:Prosecutors said she killed Jeffrey Wright, 34, on Jan. 13, 2003, because she didn't want a divorce but wanted benefits from his $200,000 life insurance policy.


Whatever it take to not hold down a job, huh ladies?]]> <![CDATA["breaks"]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2625 Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:21:17 +0000 Gonzo]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2625 <![CDATA[Shave that nasty box AKA "The Hawt and Gonzo love thread"]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2593 Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:50:44 +0000 DonnyInternational]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2593 <![CDATA[HITTING WOMEN!!!]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2503 Tue, 06 Jan 2004 20:40:16 +0000 Jhaneusis]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2503 <![CDATA[Pussy 101]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2315 Wed, 17 Dec 2003 00:14:31 +0000 diceisgod]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2315 <![CDATA[Pimpology 101]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2300 Mon, 15 Dec 2003 21:23:47 +0000 Black Lazerus]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2300
Key Points:




Set up the first dates Sunday thru Thursday.

Try to set the dates within a few days of the call.

Try to schedule the dates during the evening. If she always works during the evening, then during the day would be your only choice.

Make sure to write down the time, date, and place in a calendar and on the paper you used to write down the directions to her place.

Be familiar with the place you plan on taking her and make reservations.

Playa Tips:




Don’t give her your number unless she asks.

Don’t call to confirm the date, just show up at her door. If she asks you to confirm, say you’ll call if you can’t make it.

Don’t answer the phone if she calls anytime before the date, make her leave a message.

First Date Recommendations:




I highly recommend going out for dinner on the first date so you’ll definitely have uninterrupted conversation before, during, and after the food arrives. Take her to a place that’s not too cheap and not too expensive.

I don’t recommend the movies or action dates for first dates because there’s not much of an opportunity for uninterrupted conversation. You’ll be busy watching the movie or doing whatever the action is.

If you don’t have enough money to go out and dine, then anyplace where you can have some good conversation will do such as coffee dates. I’ve never taken a girl out for coffee on the first date, but I would if I didn’t have any money. Dining just gives me a better atmosphere to work my vocab skills.

NOTE: Good conversation is essential on the first date. It’s a test girl’s give you. If you’re smooth…you pass her test, you’re able to get a second date and/or there’s a chance the date continues back at her place or yours.]]>
Key Points:




Set up the first dates Sunday thru Thursday.

Try to set the dates within a few days of the call.

Try to schedule the dates during the evening. If she always works during the evening, then during the day would be your only choice.

Make sure to write down the time, date, and place in a calendar and on the paper you used to write down the directions to her place.

Be familiar with the place you plan on taking her and make reservations.

Playa Tips:




Don’t give her your number unless she asks.

Don’t call to confirm the date, just show up at her door. If she asks you to confirm, say you’ll call if you can’t make it.

Don’t answer the phone if she calls anytime before the date, make her leave a message.

First Date Recommendations:




I highly recommend going out for dinner on the first date so you’ll definitely have uninterrupted conversation before, during, and after the food arrives. Take her to a place that’s not too cheap and not too expensive.

I don’t recommend the movies or action dates for first dates because there’s not much of an opportunity for uninterrupted conversation. You’ll be busy watching the movie or doing whatever the action is.

If you don’t have enough money to go out and dine, then anyplace where you can have some good conversation will do such as coffee dates. I’ve never taken a girl out for coffee on the first date, but I would if I didn’t have any money. Dining just gives me a better atmosphere to work my vocab skills.

NOTE: Good conversation is essential on the first date. It’s a test girl’s give you. If you’re smooth…you pass her test, you’re able to get a second date and/or there’s a chance the date continues back at her place or yours.]]> <![CDATA[Nicknames for Dicknames]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2184 Wed, 03 Dec 2003 23:39:20 +0000 Hawt Baux]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2184
penis(obviously)
cock
schlong
shaft
junk
dick & mule




Everyone has there own slang, Game never heard a vag reffered to as a "twiff" before tonight so I'm estimating that you all call these body parts by different names.



So what the fuck do YOU call the cock?]]>
penis(obviously)
cock
schlong
shaft
junk
dick & mule




Everyone has there own slang, Game never heard a vag reffered to as a "twiff" before tonight so I'm estimating that you all call these body parts by different names.



So what the fuck do YOU call the cock?]]> <![CDATA[Cartoon Porn - Not a work thread.]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2182 Wed, 03 Dec 2003 20:36:18 +0000 Toronto Hottie]]> https://www.cdih.net/ymb/showthread.php?tid=2182
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