That's right, my future's so bright....... :6: :-D
Here's an update on my life:
I walked through the hallway and an older guy who works here said, "I like your perfume," making me paranoid that maybe I smelled like weed even after dousing myself with body spray. "It's peach," I said. "I'll have to get some for my wife" the reply. WEIRD!
Then I was eating a fajita on my bosses desk and I got a little bit of guac on one his papers. There's a small stain but it wasn't an important doc so I'm not gonna freak.
Another fun Friday!!! Not only are both of my bosses out, the third partner as well as the Office Manager, who's usually their watchdog, isn't here either. It's just me and two other girls, we're like kids having a kegger when their parents are away. What a fun day!!!!!
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
Strippers, not a bad idea. We were supposed to have champagne but the receptionist forgot it. My friend and I decided to smoke every hour on the :20, since that means it was 4:20 somewhere. I think I just got back from smoking for the Egyptians.
I just ate so much Mexican food I think I might explode. I missed my 2:20 smokeout cuz I'm too full to move. Someone told me I look like I have a food hangover.
:fuggin:
It's SO icky out but I had a smoke break. I know it's early but it's about to be a festive holiday weekend after all. And there's gonna be free lunch!!!
Every time I walk past the conference room there's more goodies in there. There's a woman in my office who's a Jehovah's Witness. She doesn't celebrate any birthdays or holidays, so I guess she has to use any excuse to party that she can get. She said she was buying the office lunch to celebrate the three day weekend. So far there are platters of sandwiches and wraps, pasta, and ice cream cake AND champagne!!!!!
:-D