05-02-2002, 03:49 PM
Maynard, I am going to find a 6' piece of rebar and shove it straight up your ass. When it gets stuck, I am going to hit it with a sledge until it comes out your mouth. Then I am going to grab the ass end of the bar and pull it back and forth until your stomach come out. Finally, I will suspend the two ends of the bar and just spin you like a fucking Harley wheel.