07-11-2003, 05:35 PM
An American, from Jersey, a Mexican and an Iraqian are in a bar one night having beerz
The Mexican drinkz his beer and suddenly throwz his glass in the air, pullz out a gun and shootz the glass to pieces
He says "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap
that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Iraqian drinkz his beer, throwz his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shootz the glass to pieces
He says "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Jerseyan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinkz it, throwz his glass into the air, pullz out his gun and shootz the Mexican and the Iraqi
He says "In New Jersey we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis, that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice!"
The Mexican drinkz his beer and suddenly throwz his glass in the air, pullz out a gun and shootz the glass to pieces
He says "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap
that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Iraqian drinkz his beer, throwz his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shootz the glass to pieces
He says "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Jerseyan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinkz it, throwz his glass into the air, pullz out his gun and shootz the Mexican and the Iraqi
He says "In New Jersey we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis, that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice!"