05-21-2002, 07:56 PM
Well the government has all but admitted they can’t stop terrorism against us. Cheney says it’s not a matter of if but when. Screw that. It’s time for us to save America. Are you ready?
Sean, strap a few bandoliers of M60 bullets across your chest, grab an M60 and shoot any bastard that tries to wipe the sand out of their eyes.
VirginGirl, these ass f-s believe that virgins will be waiting for them after martyrdom, so we need you to get into their dreams and confuse them.
Grumpy, we need someone to crawl up these losers asses and plant time delayed explosives.
Maymay and Arpi, Muslim extremists don’t seem to sway towards the gay side, but the USO can use chorus line dancers for the show.
Metal, we need someone with Jewish ties to infiltrate their ranks and get them angry enough to tip their hand. You will die in this mission, but someone needs to be sacrificed.
Kid, someone needs to be the cook.
Polly, we need intel. I know you can coax secrets from the best. Remember, loose lips sink ships.
Luna, I need an occasional distraction and stress relief to keep me focused on the mission. Thank you and your country thanks you.
Ladi, we will need someone to torture prisoners. Have at em.
Ken, maybe the terrorists will find you funny.
OK people, “Let’s roll”
Sean, strap a few bandoliers of M60 bullets across your chest, grab an M60 and shoot any bastard that tries to wipe the sand out of their eyes.
VirginGirl, these ass f-s believe that virgins will be waiting for them after martyrdom, so we need you to get into their dreams and confuse them.
Grumpy, we need someone to crawl up these losers asses and plant time delayed explosives.
Maymay and Arpi, Muslim extremists don’t seem to sway towards the gay side, but the USO can use chorus line dancers for the show.
Metal, we need someone with Jewish ties to infiltrate their ranks and get them angry enough to tip their hand. You will die in this mission, but someone needs to be sacrificed.
Kid, someone needs to be the cook.
Polly, we need intel. I know you can coax secrets from the best. Remember, loose lips sink ships.
Luna, I need an occasional distraction and stress relief to keep me focused on the mission. Thank you and your country thanks you.
Ladi, we will need someone to torture prisoners. Have at em.
Ken, maybe the terrorists will find you funny.
OK people, “Let’s roll”