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Grumpy
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posted on 05-02-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
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Okay , there's been a lot of tension on the board lately. People are itchen for a fight. So here lies your home. Consider this an open invitation for an ass kickin from me, the 2 foot midget and his pig. You feel like a fight, go for it. take it out right here. I will hold nothing against you for pickin a fight.

A few rules:
1 - You post in the thread, you become a free-for-all target.
2 - No spectators, you will become a target
3 - beer and duds are welcome.
4 - No exceptions
5 - All FC rules apply.

Come on boys (and girls), show me what ya got.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
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Well Grump, I don't want you to get bored....But I only have til 1:30.

I thought you traded in the pig for a camel???
Camel balls are a delicasy....is that why???





Slacking in progress.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Actually, pigs have a higher sense of smell than camels and that's why I brought him back. He smelled your skank cranky ass before you set foot in the door.

Here's 4 words for you: De-O-Dar-Ant

Learn it, live it, use it.

Oh and btw - the camel wants you to call him. He thinks you're "cute".


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?
Ronreddog
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Okay Grumpy, but, where are the cigars? ;) I cannot go to a fight without a good cigar.

I agree, a lot of tension here lately, what is up everybody's ass? Winter is over people, summer is coming, everyone should be happy, like me!

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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Damn, how'd you know I had cranky ass??? Must have been when you tossed my salad...Sorry BM

No exceptions Dog....time for a flea dip. Looks like I found 2 of the founding members of the C-Blockers...





Slacking in progress.


This message was edited by Drunken GW on 5-2-01 @ 1:29 PM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
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Fellas...I only have a couple of minutes...I don't want you to think I'm running away. Just not able to slack this afternoon.





Slacking in progress.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
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Cigars? I stuck them up the pigs ass. What? You said you wanted them moist. My humidor is broken.

Hey GW - don't you have to go to work? The crackhouse opens in 10 minutes and they need you to mop up the puke from last night. At least that's what Ron's mom told me.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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Nope...Crackhouse is a little later.

Actually going to bail out both your moms. They both got pinched for whoring last night. Once a pimp always a pimp. Gotta keep my bitches in line.

And now I'm gone. I'll be back early tommorow for my lumps. Later fellas.
(No disrespect to the ladies...we are just hiking on each other)





Slacking in progress.


This message was edited by Drunken GW on 5-2-01 @ 1:41 PM
Ronreddog
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
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Wow, I didn't know this was STM, Grumpy. If you want me to unleash, I can.

BTW, how was my mom last night? Did she chomp off what is left of that crab-infested, pus-oozing thing you call a dick? I hope she did, and spit it down your throat so you could choke on it, see what it tastes like!

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Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH

I have adopted FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01

I have adopted TooCute as of 4/28/01

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
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Ron - don't you have a cock to block or something. I hear Spit is posting what type of douche she's using. Shouldn't you go ask her if you can help? Down boy! down! Next week, you're going in to get neutered.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?
bluetarp
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 4:32 PM      
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Okay ya bunch of syphlitic afterbirths from gutter fucked frogs. Just bring it!


Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it!
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
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What the hell is with these open invitation fight clubs. Don't you people realize that most people don't take this seriously. Just putting in my 2 cents.



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bluetarp
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
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Fuck y'all, real life is encroaching on board time, off to the city for dinner. Later Daze ya bunch of poofs!


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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
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Hey adolescentmasturbator, your brain is slower than a response to a job postion at Columbia University, you pint of cow piss. Isn't there some TEENS for you to be salivating over, kid toucher???? Never post stupidly in a Grumpy thread...that is left for the aforementioned hanging twat lip with hair. A Fight Club thread is something to be piled on and enjoyed, much like Grumpy's mom during a Hell's Angels rally. Lots of sweat and lots of leather...and that is about a day before we get there!!!




"Oh a false clock tries to tick out my time -
To disgrace, distract, and bother me.
And the dirt of gossip blows into my face,
And the dust of rumors covers me.
But if the arrow is straight -
And the point is slick,
It can pierce through dust no matter how thick.
So I'll make my stand
And remain as I am
And bid farewell and not give a damn."

Bob Dylan
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 5:18 PM      
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Hey gooch i am a kid toucher because I am teen. Who would of that I'd go for people my age.



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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 5:44 PM      
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quote:

Hey adolescentmasturbator, your brain is slower than a response to a job postion at Columbia University, you pint of cow piss.



The responces to actual applications are even slower


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Tequila
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posted on 05-02-2001 @ 7:09 PM      
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Fez nice new sig pic DICK


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bluetarp
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
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adolescentmasturbator, you may actually have a point this time. The life has been sucked out of fight club, because soo many people take this shit way too personally. Bunch of goddamn panty-wastes! Nothing said here should ever be taken seriously. The fights here of late are about as interesting as shoving string beans up your nose! At their absolute best, they cause a chuckle. For the most part, they become this milk dud feast. If all the poofs out there would jump in and start swinging, this shit could get interesting fast. Oh well. Tequila was good at getting brawls started, remember the Doc smith and his adoptee thing. Just accused them of something and it was a dog pile. It wa fun, and no one got hurt. anyway...


Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it!
Ronreddog
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
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quote:

much like Grumpy's mom during a Hell's Angels rally. Lots of sweat and lots of leather...and that is about a day before we get there!!!


LMMFBO! You forgot the whips and chains, Gooch. Grump's mom loves the whip! Just ask Howie! lol

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Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH

I have adopted FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01

I have adopted TooCute as of 4/28/01

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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Sorry fellas for the delay in responding to this. I was busy taping my latest porn featuring gooch, dog, teen jerk off, tarp and 300 special olympic participants. It's called "Look what I can do with my pee-pee". You should see the scene where dog is actually wackin it to a picture of gooch's mom and gooch walks in.

Personally, I prefer to bang Bluetarp's little sister. She was a virgin til I got to her. I approached her with the philosophy of "NO HOLE SHALL GO UNFILLED".

Hey dog, have you seen my underwear. Last time I had it, your mom was wearing it on her head saying she was Mother Theresa and wanted to heal the children.

Oh and JerkOff boy - go away before I step on your scrawny little ass and feed you to Sean Cold just for fun. Now shoooo- go away. Stop killin my buzz, deek.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?
Ronreddog
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
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quote:

Hey dog, have you seen my underwear. Last time I had it, your mom was wearing it on her head saying she was Mother Theresa and wanted to heal the children.



Yeah, she wants to return it to you, she just doesn't know the address for your refrigerator box in Jersey!

She asked why there were red cum stains on them, do you splooge blood? Must be FBA!

E-Mail Me


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH

I have adopted FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01

I have adopted TooCute as of 4/28/01

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
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It's not FBA. The damn infection I got from your grandmother still hasn't gone away. would ya tell the old skank to wash down there every so often.

Oh wait, at 450 lbs., I don't think she can reach. Sorry, my bad. Do the old bitch a favor and hire someone to wash her down there. I hear Gooch is available. If not Bluetarp can use the extra cash since he's spending his money on hookers lately. Tell your sister to stop overcharging him.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
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All this tough talk from a kid touching dwarf...


Yes I am bringing the food this time!!

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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
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You're mom's a kid? How old is she? She told me she was 62 last night when I was putting pud juice in her last night. Did you know that if you flap her veal flaps back and forth, you get a pretty decent breeze going.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?
bluetarp
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:12 PM      
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Damn Grumpy, you are one naive dwarf! You actually believed her when she said you were the first? The blood was from the scabs falliing off! I've always said, old enough to pee...
She didn't even remember her first, although my folks caught me because I forgot to turn off the baby monitor! They are really good when they are still toothless. Speaking of toothless, It's cool that your Mom has dentures. And the blood from the scabs on her gums was a nice change of pace lube. Although you should teach her to shave, my balls bouncing on her chin got rubbed raw by her beard! Or was that her ass that needed shaved?


Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it!


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