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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-26-2001 @ 2:55 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Top


~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
hey i still have one slot open...anyone wanting to be adopted IM me at Jemo123


"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

My Adopted Mini-Critic is PLAYMATE01

Graduates of the CLS school for newbies: Sgt. Krusty
Arthur Dent
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Had to drop EvilNav. He disappeared after one message and does not respond to e-mail. So fuck him.

I now have TWO slots open for newbies looking to learn.



To be adopted by me, e-mail me at [email protected] IM only possible at night. Need to e-mail me first.

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted: I am Napoleon! Another one said: How do you know? The first inmate said: God told me! A voice from another room shouted: I did NOT!

In a large auditorium at university, the lecturer began by saying, 'If you can't hear me up at the back, put your hands up.' A row of hands went up...
fatty chopped meat
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
get adopted now!!!!!!!!!!

IM me on aol screen name integradave



formerly adopted by OPAK
hugenuge42
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Lookin to be adopted...lemme know if u want me and ill IM u

HEY!
fatty chopped meat
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
HUGENUGE i will adopt you >>> IM me at aol screen name INTEGRADAVE



formerly adopted by OPAK
Mi1o Yambag
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 3:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I have 2 slots open. If you need to be adopted, E-Mail Me


Smoke Weed Everyday






This message was edited by Mi1o Yambag on 3-26-01 @ 3:42 PM
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
ok i'm dumping my other newbie who hasn't said anything in a long long time...i now have 2 slots open for newbies IM me at Jemo123 or E-mail me at [email protected]


"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

My Adopted Mini-Critic is PLAYMATE01

Graduates of the CLS school for newbies: Sgt. Krusty
F N Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 7:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Damn... let's hope the newbies make it thru 11 pages to get this far... Anyway, I have space available for a couple of "New Posters"... email me or send me an AOL IM to FNMoron


To look at my photo albums
Visit this Website
E-Mail Me
Professional Slacker
Just Jon
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 9:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I have adopted Delta Sigma Phuk Ups. If there are any problems with him, please contact me.

I have an additional slot available, if anyone needs mentoring. Either e-mail me or IM JonNeedsSN.

-----

E-mail: [email protected]
Adoptee: Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
You listen to me! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence! I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King! My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.
ClusterF
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 9:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I am once again newbie-less. Anybody interested in getting adopted, IM me. More than happy to lend a helping hand in getting assimilated to the madness that is oa.com.

AIM Chris052076


Adopted Dilloners in training: Currently none - AIM CHRIS052076

CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 4:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
hooray! my newbie is back from the dead!...i still have a slot open, i'll graduate Playmate01 in a couple more days then

IM me at Jemo123 to get adopted


"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

Accepting Adopted Newbies - IM me at Jemo123

Graduates of the CLS school for newbies: Sgt. Krusty
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Two positions available here.

Remember, newbies. Please contact a veteran. Don't just post here and say "hey, someone adopt me".

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Two positions currently available.
Ronreddog
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Good advice there FTL. I have "graduated" my first two adoptees and I am now available to adopt a couple of more.

Please IM me (ronreddog) or e-mail me (below) if you are interested. My first two are doing just fine on the board, so I think this dog is capable!

My first GRADUATED adoptee: Inappropriate Belle, who graduated on 3/22/01

My second GRADUATED adoptee: King f-tard, who graduated on 3/28/01




E-Mail Me
PolishPierogiBoy03251978
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 1:10 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
I want to be adopted!! Maybe I need to be shown the ropes and all! If you know someone or if you want , will someone please adopt me? Thanks!

BE MORE FUNNY!!! "BORING!!!" Doctor Homer J. Simpson
"I am having a old friend for dinner" Doctor Hannibal Lechter MD
"Polish and Proud!" ME
hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 1:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
PolishPierogi....if I may direct your attention two posts above yours......
quote:

Remember, newbies. Please contact a veteran. Don't just post here and say "hey, someone adopt me



"Official sponsor of the Best Ass Contest"

Graduate of the Rookie School for Newbies

This message was edited by hornygoatweed23 on 3-29-01 @ 1:17 AM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 1:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
well done pierogi, hey goatweed, at least he found the thread. i'd offer my services but i'm apparently still pending approval...?


It's always funny until someone gets hurt,
and then it's just hilarious!!! -- FNM
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
[email protected]
hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 1:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
he found it, but didn't read it well it seems, just trying to help him not get pounded for asking here (I'm in a helping mood tonight apparently)


"Official sponsor of the Best Ass Contest"

Graduate of the Rookie School for Newbies
PolishPierogiBoy03251978
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 1:27 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Follow This Logic...

I was directed to you to be adopted. It was recommended that I get adopted , so if you want ...will you be my mentor.
PolishPierogiBoy03251978

BE MORE FUNNY!!! "BORING!!!" Doctor Homer J. Simpson
"I am having a old friend for dinner" Doctor Hannibal Lechter MD
"Polish and Proud!" ME
PolishPierogiBoy03251978
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 1:31 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Thanks for directing me in the Right Direction...

BE MORE FUNNY!!! "BORING!!!" Doctor Homer J. Simpson
"I am having a old friend for dinner" Doctor Hannibal Lechter MD
"Polish and Proud!" ME
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 1:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
psssst, polish boy, try using the edit button next time


It's always funny until someone gets hurt,
and then it's just hilarious!!! -- FNM
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
[email protected]
Squrl
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 1:54 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
my AA group said I need a sponser. Is anyone willing to take me under their wing??
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 2:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
squrl, i'm quoting a quote that was just posted about, oh i don't know, maybe 5 or 6 posts up from here:
quote:

PolishPierogi....if I may direct your attention two posts above yours......

quote:
Remember, newbies. Please contact a veteran. Don't just post here and say "hey, someone adopt me

please do yourself a favour and do a little reading


It's always funny until someone gets hurt,
and then it's just hilarious!!! -- FNM
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
[email protected]
Squrl
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 2:14 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
good call. shit. and it ain't like i didn't read it a minute ago. i'm just so STUPID!
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Follow This Logic...

I was directed to you to be adopted. It was recommended that I get adopted , so if you want ...will you be my mentor.


Read my last post.

quote:

Remember, newbies. Please contact a veteran. Don't just post here and say "hey, someone adopt me".



I'll adopt anyone. JUST CONTACT ME, PLEASE. Eamil me by clicking on my sig pic or IM me (IM name in my profile)...

Anyone who can't figure out how to contact me personally will not be considered for adoption. This is my foot going down. I hate repeating myself.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Two positions currently available.


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