Posted By | Discussion Topic: ***OFFICIAL NAUGHTY NIGHTIE THREAD*** |
skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
| posted on 02-11-2002 @ 3:57 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00
| don't worry becky, i am voting for you
god i love your reshoot...now i get to!!
This message was edited by skitchr4u on 2-11-02 @ 4:20 PM |
|
*~*BeckyDC*~* Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!! | posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:41 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01
| quote:
influence my vote?
ok Barch..
**hops up on yer lap** hi cutie :-D
|
|
barch97 BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:44 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00
| BECKY WINS
Long Live the "Syndication Underground" |
|
Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:46 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01
| quote:
BECKY WINS
Nothing good will come of this!
Becky do we have your permission to masturbate while looking at Barch's sig pic.
|
|
barch97 BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:50 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00
| What'da ya think I'm doing with my left hand?
oh and, Becky... see ya tomorrow?
Long Live the "Syndication Underground" |
|
Subzero316 TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch!
I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:51 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| my fav's are #3 #11 and #72 ill be voteing for each of them
What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin |
|
Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass. | posted on 02-11-2002 @ 5:46 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02
| quote:
Just stopped by to see if anyone wanted to take this opertunity to influence my vote?
no need for that really...O & A are doing a fine enough job of promoting Sacramento to influence every listeners vote.
Gee, and I thought they broadcast from NY.
seems as though syndication=NY contestants aren't good enough anymore
Where's your Milf mustache?
;) |
|
OAAWITE
| posted on 02-11-2002 @ 5:47 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70
| This is OAAWITE's "OFFICIAL" Naughty Nightie post. There shall be no others except for clarification. No I didn't do this just now. I've been forcing myself to keep up with this contest and have been taking notes on all the contestants pictures. Though I didn't really listen to them much due to how annoying they all were, I'm pretty sure I can pick the strippers out just by their look.
OK, there are 98 contestants in this contest. Many of them can be excluded immediately due to their own requested removal from the contest, or their genetic deficiences.
Without comment, here are the ones who really have no shot in hell, and I will make it so you don't even have to bother looking at their pictures:
1,4,5,7,8,17,21,22,25,26,30,32,39,40,44,45,48,50,52,57,59,64,70,74,75,77,81,82,83,86,87,88,91
That knocks out over 25% of the contestants.
I haven't listened to many of these girls on the radio, so by their look, I'm just going to guess their profession.
I feel that strippers, pornstars, website chicks, and any other "professional" or "ringer" should be eliminated from the contest. While I love them as much as anyone else, the purpose of this is to give a trip to someone who wouldn't be able to afford it. These strippers make between $500-$1,000 a day (depending if they let you finish) so they could pay for this trip to Hedonism in a weekend. Unfortunately, that will eliminate some of the favorites. Do not take this to mean that I don't think they're hot. I just don't think they should win. This should be a college girl or a mom. But moms are old and used, so really we're talking about college girls or girls in their early 20s. I have eliminated the following from contention.
2 Amy - realwife.com
6 Davita - Definate stripper. I think she's been on Stern too.
12, 13 Bobbi, Heather - Professionals of some sort. Especially since they came in together to do lesbianized pictures together.
15, 18 Niko, Lexus - Kinda looks like a stripper and has a stripper name. That's good enough for me.
28 Jenna - Looks like Dayton, but with an uglier face.
56 Jane - She looks like a realdoll. She has to be some kind of professional.
60 Erin, 61Gianna, 62 Sominique 65 Michelle, 66 Sarah, 68 Maureen, 69 Nikki, 76 Rena, 79 Taylor, 80 Miranda, 89 Chloe, 90 Kitty, 92 Dallas, 96 Julia, 97Lisa (who is really friggin hot)
That now leaves roughly 40 contestants who are college students or regulare girls next door. Their OFFCIAL rating will be on a scale of 1-3 with one being the highest. I will have ten contestants rated as 1, and I will follow up with the OFFICIAL aproved top 3 and my final pick.
3 Teen Melanie. Not my bag, but definately not a pro. Got a cute smile. I'll give her top ten seeding with a 1
9 Simone. Nice body, stupid bangs that looks like she cut them herself. A little pasty. Give her a 2
10 Joey. Cute. Licorice is a nice touch. She is a member of the board, but she's a whiny bitch. She gets a 3
11 Shannon. Big points for the reshoot. Jumped from a potential 3 to a solid 2. Very nice outfits. got a little of a FUPA though
14 Morgan. Like Mariah before her, she's smoking from the left. However, she looks like a troll from the front. Great body, nice outfit. Giver her a 1
16 Dani. The first one who posed topless, which is good. Kinda bland though. She gets a 2
19 Celeste. Nice shirt. Looks better when she doesn't smile. I'm already sick of doing this 3
20 Rhiannon. Thanks for coming 3
23 Allison. I didn't hear the "best ass" competition, but I'll take their word for it. She posts, but she was mean to Hooknose on the board and he was part of Carol Thread. She loses a point. 3
24 Ashley. Okay, here we go. Best nightie in the contest. She's got a great pooper and I want to blow my load in her dimple. Definate 1
27 Mary Jo. Her boobs don't pass the pencil test. 3
29 Beth. Yet another one that looks like a real doll. She has giant hair too. She gets a 3
31 Sheila. Who gets a tattoo on her tit? 3
33 Megan. 3
34 Natalie. I still say that looks photoshopped, and I am leary of all Sacramento people. 2
35 Natisha. Looks very young. Needs a tan and a smile 3
36 Leanne. Pretty cute. Nice smile. Epitome of college girl. 2
37 Stephanie. Definately a crowd favorite. I don't care what people say I think she's a stripper. But she doesn't have a stripper face so it's a tough call. Her body and nightie are amazing. But her body screams of stripper.
38 Mary. She came with Stephanie, however, is not that great. A 3
41 Kristen. Glasses are a nice touch. Do you realize I'm just randomly assigning numbers to the girls I don't like? She gets a 2 I guess.
42 Ann. Really hot for a redhead. Too many tattoos but all in all, pretty smoking. A 2
43 Jennifer. You're old 3
46 Stomer. Jesus, she really does look like Stalker Patty. Because of that 3
47 China. Token yellow for the contest. She's a solid 2 though.
49 Rio. Hooray for cocaine! A 3
51 Lisa. Paula Deviq look a like. Pretty smoking body. 2
53 Becky. I saw your nipples. Been on the board since way before the contest, and pretty cute to boot. Who'd a thunk that :) would have such big tattoos. Plus I hear that "Becky Wins" She gets a solid 1
54 Diane. From what I hear, FTL has bigger tits than her. I never liked Lisa Loeb, so she gets a 3
55 Sasha. She's got to be like 6' 5" Me likey. Not to I love her ass. A solid 1
58 Megan. She posted once on the board, and has only posted in the correct thread. She's smart too. She even pulls of redeye on the reshoot. Megan will you marry me? 1
63 Amy. "Hey, how about we take pictures of what it looks like what I take a shit." 3
67 Melanie. Go Boston! 1. Where do these girls go out on the weekends?
71 Jammi. 2
72 Anna. Reall hot. Nice Ass. Started a fucking post about herself. It'll hurt her, but she's still a 1
73 Jen. 3
78 Kate. I'm not a fan of alternative chicks. But 2, I guess.
79 Taylor. She didn't photo well with the second outfit. Barely a 2
84 Stormy. For a Sacramento chick, not impressive. 3
85 Kelly. Very cute face. The FUPA holds her down a bit. Still a 2
93 Daniella. Especially the third outfit. Real hot. I'd do her. 1
94 Theresa. Big cans but a 3 still
95 Jo. Oh another yellow one. Almost shows beav. A 2
98 Brenda. Thank God. No more 3.
Ok, so that leaves us with 3,14,24,37,53,55,58,67,72,93. Those are the 10 women OFFICIALLY approved of your support for voting.
Now you are allowed to vote for any of the top 10. As the public has been clammoring for my ***OFFICIAL*** ratings and pics.
My vote will go for #58 Megan. There is no question that she's not a ringer (as are the questions with many of the women in Sacramento among others), she's incredibly cute, nice bags, sexy smile. Everything. I'm a big fan.
Other than that, I'd vote for Becky#53 second, and Ashley#24 third.
Stephanie#37 is definately the hottest of all the 98 people in the contest, but I don't care what anyone says, she's got to be a stripper, model, pornstar, or hooker to have that body and show it so openly. And if she isn't she soon will be so she can pay for the trip herself. I also think that she is Meegman.
This message was edited by OAAWITE on 2-19-02 @ 4:07 PM |
|
Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass. | posted on 02-11-2002 @ 5:55 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02
| quote:
But moms are old and used
hmmm...really? Guess I should just die and get in the coffin now.
and p.s-I don't think I was mean to Hooknose. My reply was in kind to the statement made, and I think that has been way over since that one incident.
Where's your Milf mustache?
;) |
|
HyBriD
FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:00 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01
| you have WAY to much time on your hands dude. anyway, bobbi or 58 megan.
it can't rain all the time
|
|
terry_p
| posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:05 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02
| My god when did the world get hit with the ugly stick (#s 3,5,10,14,16,18,26,27,31,35,41,42,47,54,
55,65,71,73,78,79,82,84,89,90,94)
I think there are a few beached whales on shore these days (#s 11,21 (blue whale),39,45,74,98)
When did you guys start bringing in the over 50 market share (#s 4,15,23,29,34,40,43,51,60,63,64,
80,86)
Then there is the no need to dress up for halloween crowd (#s 6,7,8,30,32,33,48,49,50,53,56,
66,75,77,81,87,88,91)
Oh and the male cross dressers, come on (#s 13,57)
2,8,12,19,20,24,28,36,37,38,58,61&62,67,68,69,72,
76,83,85,92,93,95,96,97 require a double take for many reasons.
|
|
Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass. | posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:40 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02
| Name: terry p
From: alabama
yeah...that about says it all
yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!
we're sorry your wife-mother-sister didn't enter and that has caused you so much bitterness. Perhaps she'll have a chance in the "Backwoods beaten hick bitch with no teeth contest"
Where's your Milf mustache?
;) |
|
IrishAlkey Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!
Is It In Yet?
JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:46 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01
| quote:
Perhaps she'll have a chance in the "Backwoods beaten hick bitch with no teeth contest"
I'd fuck the top 3 contestants in that contest.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet. |
|
fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 02-11-2002 @ 7:47 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| well i've got some problems...today, i voted for stephanie, which i regret.she is hot, but i now have 7 other girls that i want to vote for, and i dont know who to cut off
20-one of the hottest earlier contestants, and had one of the hottest, yet more conservative, nighties
23-theres a reason she won the best ass contest, plus is a real fan
53-obligated by the want of having a board member in the finals, plus becky is quite good looking and is one of the few real dc fans
34-i just find her hot, especially pic 4
47-i like asian girls
58-she's really cute in a girl nexyt door way.defineitly real, not a stripper, and probably an o&a fan
68-even though the tits are fake, they're still nice
so now i must decide which girl i do not want to qulaify, but the first 3 are definetly getting a vote(and i'm not saying this just because 2 of you are reading this)
|
|
meegman
| posted on 02-11-2002 @ 8:02 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70
| Why OAAWITE is wrong on #37.
1. There are 20 strippers in DC.
2. 19 are black.
3. 1 is asian.
4. Northern VA and DC are worlds apart.
5. Ever heard of strip clubs in VA?
6. Who starts a thread on a low traffic message board when they gave out an aol name to 10 million POPS? One million(and then some) more people are on aol than this joint. These threads get 5,000 hits at best from 100 people. Get over the power of the board there is not that much. It is simply here so you feel important.
7. The reason I am fired up is cause I know her. She knows nothing of these going ons but it irritates me when people know everything about a shitload of girls they have and will never know.
8. You guys suck.
|
|
irishcros
| posted on 02-11-2002 @ 8:08 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02
| Dude, what are you talking about? Number 23 is nasty!
|
|
OAAWITE
| posted on 02-11-2002 @ 8:21 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70
| Another reason why #37 shouldn't win. This Meegman douchebag has about 20 posts, and almost every one of them is about her.
He knows her, he is her, whatever, she doesn't deserve to win. She does have a smoking body, and I'm sure that she'd rub her thigh on my groin for three songs if I had the money.
This message was edited by OAAWITE on 2-11-02 @ 8:32 PM |
|
meegman
| posted on 02-11-2002 @ 8:32 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70
| and you are cool because this is your life. bet you can't wait to hit 2000 posts. are you gonna throw a party at ChuckECheese? I just wanted to make the point that you have no clue about DC. point made. ugh oh 22 posts. time for a shot
|
|
the animal
| posted on 02-11-2002 @ 8:53 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02
| Since I'm near Philly.
#85...Like a birthday cake, I'd like to decorate her stomach with my rich frosty vanilla icing.
#26...Like a birthday cake, I'd like to decorate her cute little tattoo with my rich frosty vanilla icing.
And...#13...Well, I'd just like to decorate...aw hell, I'll decorate anywhere on her!
You guys suck!
|
|
HyBriD
FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 02-11-2002 @ 9:06 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01
| die. just die.
it can't rain all the time
|
|
katylina KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
| posted on 02-11-2002 @ 9:36 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02
| Wow- the "intelligence" of some of these board members never fails to astound me. They have taken this "contest" to a new level. I don't think anyone really cares about your opinions or your voting strategies, let alone want to see an organized list of it! I bet 95% of the ladies in this contest wouldn't even give you suckers a glance while passing on the street. You are lucky that O&A host contests like this, because it is the closest thing to pussy you will ever even get (you know who I am talking to). I think those of you that this message applies to should stick with sheep; at least they have the same intelligence quotient as you and won't complain when you can't give them an orgasm. Just remember this-- it's not rape if it walks on all fours and can't speak your language (hmmm could apply to some foreign women as well).
,!,, ( . . ) ,!,,
http://home.talkcity.com/headbangershwy/katylina/index.html |
|
ChowderPuke p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently. | posted on 02-11-2002 @ 9:55 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02
| Well said katylina....oh...and for everyone that this applies to...I've noticed that katylina has their e-mail addy in their profile...maybe you should send them an e-mail to send your regards *nudge, nudge*
Honk If You Like O&A!
The Norton We Didn't Know!
I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you
want! |
|
*~*BeckyDC*~* Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!! | posted on 02-11-2002 @ 10:16 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01
| thanks you Barch and OOAWITE and fbd...you guys rock..much APPRECIATED :-D ...SOOO very much very nice compliments..takes a lotta BALLS to do this shit lol
This message was edited by *~*BeckyDC*~* on 2-11-02 @ 10:20 PM |
|
montechristo
| posted on 02-11-2002 @ 10:27 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02
| Megann
you are absolutely adorable. sexy as all get out. good luck sweetie |
|
nascar94
| posted on 02-11-2002 @ 10:35 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02
| where do I go to see the naughty nitey pics?
|
|