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spitfire421
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
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***EDIT-- This should make up for it :)

Hmmm, maybe we should leave Maynard and Dan alone for a while ;)


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This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-1-01 @ 10:08 AM
Kid Afrika
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
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Kind of brings new meaning to "Yooooou're outta there!!!", eh metal?


What the FUCK are you looking at?

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o&aswallow
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:48 AM      
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Where do you all think that first base, second base, home run analogy came from???


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It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
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LOL....busted Spit!!


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:51 AM      
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FUCK YOU ALL! You can take a perfectly good joke and put an evil spin on it.



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posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:52 AM      
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Morning, folks....

I dunno about you, but "no hotlinking allowed" gets ME all hot and bothered... ;)

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Metalfan
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
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Good one K1d, but baseball doesn't have...."It's in the hole" LOL

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posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:55 AM      
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Baseball is great for sexual innuendo.


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o&aswallow
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
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I don't know, I thought it was a bit presumptuous that Maynard would have asked Dan for sex on the first date.

Time for a morning stretch



o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

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This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-1-01 @ 10:00 AM
Drunken GW
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posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
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Great pic Spit,I got a chubby.:)

No work on Saturdays, only pleasure.

Maynard, there's no hokey pokey in the butt in this thread...hehe





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spitfire421
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
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quote:

I thought it was a bit presumptuous that Maynard would have asked Dan for sex on the first date.


What a filthy hua!


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This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-1-01 @ 10:02 AM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
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You know, I step away and you guys forget the rules of the game:

Chicks posting pics of hot chicks to a bunch of guys = HOT.

Guys posting pics of hot chicks to a bunch of other guys = A little creepy and a desperate attempt to say "I'm not Gay".

Hope everyone has a good day, I'll check in later.


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:00 AM      
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Just when you thought it was safe to make a joke....WHAM! It hits you like a fucking freight train. I guess I should have thought like you sick perverted fucks before I made that comment.



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o&aswallow
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:03 AM      
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Maynard, did you expect anything less

Heyladi I agree. Like, drive deep into the gap or he's rounding third and is sure to score.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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Was it just me..I thought I just saw Hospitaliano, but he looked a little funny.

Dan - seeing as everyone is busting on you for having sex with Gilligan and not making suggestions for your date, I will try and lend a helping hand.
I may be going out on a limb here but I will assume that you are taking out a young lady. Firstyou should defiently take her to a nice restaurant...Manhattan could work just make sure she is up for that. You certainly shouldnt be cheap in this department. Women like good food. Now I am aware you have friends in Manhattan...do you want to hang out with them or spend some quality time alone with this girl? Personally, I would say if this is a "date" then leave your friends out of it. It is only manhattan..you can go there anytime. Maybe take her to a show or some clubs.....and of course SEX is always good..that is if you are into that .


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Drunken GW
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posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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Hosp, couldn't agree with you more.

Okay Spit, that more then makes up for it.
Oh and sorry I kicked your ass in Sandbox...again.





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull da string...Pull da string.

This message was edited by Drunken GW on 6-1-01 @ 10:15 AM
spitfire421
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
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LOL, you know I picked up that swimsuit issue of Maxim last night

ok, you should see that pic...sorry about elongating the page, but it's well worth it I hope...

I know you'll like this one and since I probably can't top it, that will be all for today :)



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Metalfan
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
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MGK, remember....any comment can be taken and twisted to be used as seen fit....LOL

Oh, and a squeeze play is always good too ;-)

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posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:17 AM      
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ooooo She's got her gloves on, ready to go to work! Who's been a bad boy! ;)


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:18 AM      
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I dont know spit, I like the pic on the top of the page better. There's a certain something to be said about a naked chick on the beach.



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posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:20 AM      
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quote:

OK, so I have a date on Saturday night and I'm looking for suggestions on what to do.


Ya know, I had a hundred different punchlines for this one but nothing, and I mean NOTHING can compare to Gilligan asking Dan to bang him. I can see from a mile away who just jumped in the proverbial GAY barrel.

Hey Gilligan, you prefer pitching or catching? (yet another sexual baseball innuendo).

Alrighty folks, just checking in. As usual, I got a full slate of meetings all fucking day today. I hate this Friday meeting shit. Every friday it's the same. I'll be back later to see how far Dan and Gilligan have gotten.




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Dan
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
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Thanks for the advice, dream, but I think I'm gonna take her to a Stewarts Drive-Up and then go bowling...if all goes well, I think I'm gonna take her to the beach and grope her...

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o&aswallow
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:23 AM      
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Hot pics are hot pics, regardless of what one might think the motives are. Case in point....


And Spit, thank you very much.


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Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-1-01 @ 10:25 AM
Drunken GW
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posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:23 AM      
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quote:

and of course SEX is always good..that is if you are into that .




Maynard thinks so.:)


Spit that second pic is unreal. What a set. Ahhhhhhhoooooo! How's that for a topper.





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull da string...Pull da string.
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posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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quote:

regardless of what one might think the motives are



No, its different, guys pick a different kind of picture



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