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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Lars Tetans suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. They are overpriced, well-made, but shitty tasting perfumy cigars. I suggest you save buck from those so-called "gourmet" cigars and move on up to some real ones like: Perdomo, CAO, Mayorga, Padron, and Ashton VSG. These are the true gourmet and top-flight cigars. Lars Tetans and ACID cigars are just ham-handed attempts to pussify cigars into some boutique bullshit, so much that they warp the very essense of a simple smoke. The ones I mentioned are better, if not the best attempt, to really make the best cigar possible.

Now, if you are truly your picture, my little cutie pie, perhaps it's time to drop pussified things like perfumed cigars, apple-beer and tofu dildos in sunny California, and look for some more meaty meals of cock, balls, and mayhap...CAO cigar.

Cheers.




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This message was edited by TheGooch on 3-3-02 @ 12:37 PM
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:28 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
You have something against teh funney? Shame on you!




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Maybe you should tell me what I like. You seem to be a real cigar intellectual. You know what intellectual means don't you? Someone who is educated beyond their intelligence.
I love the Painter (in a heterosexual kind of way, of course).



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

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SeeYouNextTuesday
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posted on 03-03-2002 @ 1:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01




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alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 3:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
i doubt this will get to 102 posts so lets just make 29. Hey thats me. Sweet. /marco voice (Thats a winner). Well i have so man people i wan't to thank. First my lord and saviour secoundly..........(LOUD MUSIC) and of course all the fans. Thank you



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A: Well basically I'm that tiny guy on OZ that gets fucked by everyone.

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alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 3:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
i doubt this will get to 102 posts so lets just make 29. Hey thats me. Sweet. /marco voice (Thats a winner). Well i have so man people i wan't to thank. First my lord and saviour secoundly..........(LOUD MUSIC) and of course all the fans. Thank you



Q: What does it mean to be a newbie in SU??
A: Well basically I'm that tiny guy on OZ that gets fucked by everyone.

"I HAVE A DREAM... that some day all newbies and regulars will be able to post together and not be judged by the number of their posts but by the content humor and character of thier ideas."
TOOL-4-LIFE
Harry Mudring
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Surrie if thz iz only parshully related to seegarz but: I'm thinking chrissy may have dunn summ acting?.....Full Metal Jacket,perhaps?.....ne1 remembur the VC who was sellabrating his burfday,posthumously????-----------seppurated @ burff or wutt? Mispellers suck!!........wheelBARREL? WAZZUH WITH THAT?

Norton was my fluffer
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 3:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Two words for you: Philly fucking blunts. They're like 50 cents a piece and they're just as tasty as any cigar in the world. I don't give a shit what Julio down at the sneaker/cigar factory in Bolivia tells you.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
Turk
...btw, this thread will now self destruct in about 10 posts...sorry for the inconvenience...
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 4:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Two words for you: Philly fucking blunts.


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posted on 03-03-2002 @ 4:47 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Don't forgot those who've never heard of Dennis Fucking Leary.

That's the other second kind of person.


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Sir Okonkwo
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 4:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Two words for you: Philly fucking blunts. They're like 50 cents a piece and they're just as tasty as any cigar in the world. I don't give a shit what Julio down at the sneaker/cigar factory in Bolivia tells you.
I've heard a lot of ridiculous shit, but there's no way you can convince me that anyone smokes the philly blunts without first emptying out the tobacco and replacing it with the sweet green buds.

~~~~~~~~~

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar..."



FTL is not to blame for this abomination of a sig pic.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 4:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

I've heard a lot of ridiculous shit, but there's no way you can convince me that anyone smokes the philly blunts without first emptying out the tobacco and replacing it with the sweet green buds.

Try it before ya knock it. And they are very useful for what you said too.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
Sir Okonkwo
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 5:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Try it before ya knock it.
I have. 16 years old, curious as to what the damn things tasted like before making the necessary improvements.

Nope, can't say it was a pleasant experience at all...



FTL is not to blame for this abomination of a sig pic.
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I've smoked a real philly...it ain't that good. it's like drinking some diner slop coffee...it does trick, but it ain't much to write about...not by a long shot. You have to know and care about the subtle differences. If you ain't into the subtle stuff, you ain't gonna give a shit between french roast and maxwell house, or back to our subject...a philly vs. any good cigar. The tobacco quality, the wrapper, the way it burns...you need to give a shit about that stuff to appreciate it.




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CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 6:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01


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The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 7:25 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Phillies, White Owls, Dutch Masters, they all use paper as part of their filler. It all comes down to what you like. I've smoked a few cigars before I found one I really like. If you like Phillies, good for you. If you like Ashton, good for you. It's what you like, not what's hip.


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray


Ree
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posted on 03-03-2002 @ 7:40 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
White Owls are the fucking best. I have an old box from 1940 from them... it's where I store my contraband now. Cool ass box, and smooth cigaahs.



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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 7:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
You guys and your oral fixations... and cigars? could you find anything that looks more like a penis without actually being a penis? You are all gay and, the smell is pissing the rest of us off.

*Edit: sorry, left out a couple words



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

This message was edited by barch97 on 3-3-02 @ 8:00 PM
OAAWITE
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 7:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
You're a stinky filth-ridden bum, and you're complaining about the smell of a cigar?

Take a shower and get a job, then you can complain about that smell.


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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 7:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
I meant the smell of gayness but, yeah... now that you mention it, cigars kinda stink too.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 11:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I would tell you friend that runs that stupid gar site that dopie and ain't funny is an insult to Opie and Anthony. WHy would you have it on that stupic label.
I like how those links led back to the dumb site. All I have to say is Spam, spa spam spam spam.


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God Bless The USA.
chrissy g
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 11:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
I can't comment on what they were thinkin but I'm just trying 2 B a nice person

I very rarely am

I won't do it again

who ever wants the garz

post

if U don't F U


Me on the roof of our weekend shack

'There are only two things that are truly infinite

the Universe and human stupidity,

and I'm not sure about the Universe.'

Albert Einstein
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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

'There are only two things that are truly infinite

the Universe and human stupidity,

and I'm not sure about the Universe.'

Albert Einstein
is that ironic or perfectly fitting? i'm not sure.



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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chrissy g
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:10 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
judging from this board it fits here just fine


Me on the roof of our weekend shack

'There are only two things that are truly infinite

the Universe and human stupidity,

and I'm not sure about the Universe.'

Albert Einstein
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:53 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Anybody spare a Port?





Making Magoo's life easier...
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.


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