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JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Getting hot huh? Does that mean the tuna juice is flowin out the hump bucket? Oozing down your legs...leaving "clean" trails behind cause they are so dirty. It's collecting in your shoes making little pools in them. You let it swish around in there until it actually gets really thick mixing with your sweat and mold between from your toes. You can then take off your shoes....reach your hand in and scrape out a nice heap of what looks like blended blue cheese mixed with big dandruff flakes from a mongoloid albino's ass and smells like a bucket of stale vomit. Then you could take Ladi's vibrator (a flagpole with a gas generator strapped to it) lube it up with that wonderfull shoe mixture and take care of yourself.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 12:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
snuka, im at school, mommy isnt anywhere. im all by myself
lemme hop into the time machine

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 12:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Snuka, you were talking to Grumpy right... I think that and a couple of gallons of ghetto wine, and it's a regular Wednesday Morning for him.




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.

JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 12:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
I cant make it Girl. thats why i made that other suggestion to take care of yourself. Although your use of "mommy" has me as stiff as a scout cadaver in my basement.

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 02-12-2002 @ 12:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
I think the funniest part of this thread is that Snuka posted that pic, but still felt the need to censor the work Fuck out of the thread title.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 12:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
It was a trap Froy. Maybe some would think i turned over a new leaf and was no longer foul and disgusting. then when they open the thread BAM!

But since you did catch me i will share young WNEW Girl with you. After she is unconcious with her diaper removed and has my seed covering her body i'll let you take full advantage of the situation.



This message was edited by JIMMYSNUKA on 2-12-02 @ 12:43 PM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 12:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Well..... no need to be offended before they even open the thread. The mere sight of his name may do that for some.




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 12:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
damn its too bad, whenever youre free the time machine will be here, i promise



WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Sorry Girl...i found fresher meat than you.



WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 1:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
damn ive been replaced :(
fucking newborns

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 2:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Ahhh dont loose all hope Girl.

I go through the small ones really quick. there is still hope for ya.


as a token of my appreciation i present you with what i had for breakfast.



WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 2:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
WOOHOO ill treasure it forever

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 2:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Ya really cant keep it girl....sorry.

Ladi ran out of soap at her trailer. And i promised she could use that mound of my mess to bathe. I feel bad because its tough to get clean when your shower is a cracked flower pot that you have to keep refilling from a cracked barrel filled with rain water.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 2:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
fuck you, im keeping it

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 4:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Amy...one thing that the kid in that pic above could do that you cant. He stuck his entire hand in my pisshole hup to his shoulder and milked my prostate from inside. WHATTA RUSH.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 8:11 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i could sure as hell try

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 8:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
NICE! A determined one. Ok...maybe later you could wrap some 20 grit sandpaper around a one of your closed fists and give it a try.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:07 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
WOOHOO!

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Damn I missed a good thread yesterday, but Snuka Wnew's Girl has got nothing on this little tyke. Check her out, and she is willing to do ANYTHING. No questions asked. Milking prostates with his little newborn arm pffft....sissy, try getting it done with a leg...then you will feel a rush.



No one looked...as I walked by
Just an invitation would have been just fine
Said no to him...again and again
First he took my heart...then he ran

JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
See im not that bad....all the kids throw themselves at me. Is it my fault my pants are around my ankles and fully erect at the time?

Funny thing once they reach 15 and start to mature they all think im a disgusting perv.
Right gals? LOL

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:29 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
GRK dont give him ideas u fucking c-blocker

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Yes Snuka you have the same magnetism as a new toy has on a kid. I wish my little tykes and weebles were as cool as you though

Edit: Ames...c-blocker?? He was mine first biotch!

No one looked...as I walked by
Just an invitation would have been just fine
Said no to him...again and again
First he took my heart...then he ran



This message was edited by GrkqtOandAfan on 2-13-02 @ 9:32 AM
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Dont worry Amy.....the more kids= the more gooder!!! I have plenty of filth to go around. Too bad more arent entering into this filth and spreading the joy of small children.

Dont worry though GRK..you were first so you get the "special attention" LMAO



This message was edited by JIMMYSNUKA on 2-13-02 @ 9:40 AM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:33 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
you saw me working it and u fucking come in here and try to ruin it all, dont make me take u to fight club bizatch

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Dont worry though..you were first so you get the "special attention" LMAO
now when you say special attention do you mean the broken glass, salt and rubbing alcohol special attention? Cause you are the greatest then...

Amy you just want to take it to fight club cause you know im leaving for work soon and wont be able to fight till tonight...biotch


No one looked...as I walked by
Just an invitation would have been just fine
Said no to him...again and again
First he took my heart...then he ran



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