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BARRY MANILOW
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Doc,

I think that is the longest post that I've ever seen outta you!



HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I agree with Sean. Up made it impossible to try to post something around here. You never wanted to answer back for fear of being banned. And it was frustrating to have him bitch at you because you had a senseless post, then him and IP would flirt back and forth for 8 posts with single word posts and stupid face symbols. Good Riddance.




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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Sean,

Sometimes the strongest message can be stated through omission.


Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!
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Rookie
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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
>)




Shut up and play, mothereffer!!

Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Jesus Christ Rookie, i can smell the smoldering brain cells from here! I hope you didn't spend too much fuckin time coming up with that one!

And BM believe me I get it!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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Let me help you tie the rope around your neck, Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge, Let me help you hold the glock against your head, Let me help to chain the wieghts onto your legs.....
Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!!


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:07 PM      
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Thanks Rookie, you're bringing back some great memories.




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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Actually Sean, I've been sitting here for 2 hours staring at this thread, trying to think of something to say.

That was what I came up with. Pretty fucking sad, huh?




Shut up and play, mothereffer!!

GonzoStyle
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Well i have to agree with sean on this one a 100%. I personally do not give a shit if Up comes back or not, because he didn't care to keep in touch with his friends.

I will tell you this much here is a little history from someone who has been around for a while and someone who considered Upuauat a close friend.

When i came to this board back when being a mod was not a big deal what so ever. I don't even think mods knew the power they had. This was before the time when only mods could change people's status's also. Being a mod was not looked upon as a position of power. Upuauat was a really cool motherfucker and he was the 1st person i ever met from this board in person. This was before he was a mod and just a doofy poster like us all. I was not a sick fuck when i first joined and beyond the re-written history of Upuauat he was a doofy guy like we all were.

The turning point came when O&A talked about the bang party on 10/05/00 a week after the sleepy, FB, & Mark bang party call when FB sold out spaz for teen week invite. We all called in and defended the board then Up called in right after me and said that O&A created the conflict between newbies and vets. Anthony called for Up's banishment, then IP sent in an instant feedback that said "sorry ant he stays". This was the beggining of His transformation from being himself to a self created character, a full fledged cartoon like charcter. He was not the cool guy i met and talked too anymore.

Up always bashed the ESPN zone party and said it was a cluster f. But i saw how much fun he had this is also a prime example of his re-writing of historical fact to fit his character. As soon as psycho mark showed up, Upuauat was at his side constantly. Not to say thats a bad thing but the fact is that he enjoyed himself immensly.

Soon after Up was made a moderator of the board. Up created the strike system which is still in use to this day, BUT the only difference is we use it more like a parody today. Up would throw out three strikes faster than pedro martinez facing a little league club of blind kids. He was quick on the draw because he usually knew he was bashing someone for no reason just to feed his need or quota of bashing for the day i dunno? He would post a long winded reply that usually had nothing to do with the post. He only did to make himself look more intelligent with his use of big words. Then when things got to be too much he would ban you.

Back to what i said before the mod position was not looked upon as a position of power in the slightest sense. Yeah mods would ban people sporadically and maybe change a status or two. But Upuaut taught people to fear mods an auora that we have been trying to shake for months even after he left. He taught people that the mods were to be feared and that you had to be afraid to look at them crooked in fear of being banned for the slightest whim.

Whenever i post and you disagree i will talk it out with you. This was not the case with Up he had no room for people who would not follow him.

People have also mentioned the Italian Princess subject. UP always defended her in saying that she saved him but lets be reasonable it was a nice thing to do but we all know if Ant was serious which he was not, that froy would have banned UP. UP was always trying to get into the good graces of IP and he finally did then their little breakthru and la woman skit was amusing to watch.

All in all UP was a cool guy, who let his character name get to his head. He changed bought the board down with his gestapo tactics like we were blind cattle following his every whimsical posting. I always tried to talk with him and to maintain a friendship cause i knew him for who he really was. Unfortunatly he never changed back and now he is gone. If he considered our friendship so lightly well fuck you then.

Crybaby Howie was always the sick fuck who i loved to see on the board. Him and I never talked much but i have no beef with him and i always liked him.

There is so much more to the whole UP thing but he really bought the board down and we are getting over it. If you look at any political plannings they usually do not have any reprocutions until a while later. Do not think the problems we have now are not mostly caused by his auora that he had and left.


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This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 4-20-01 @ 3:30 PM
Just Jon
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Let's not forget the times Breakthru would go out of his way to start fights with newbies, and then once he got things escalated, would step in as his alter-ego and just ban them for his own amusement.

I met Jeff twice in person, and he seemed like a nice enough guy. Little did we know what he would turn into when he got made.

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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
LOL..Well said Gonzo!! For the record...i never participated in the "Strike" system....i thought it was retarded. Don't give warning..just get rid of them...that's warning enough not to come on and act up again..lol!!! I must say that it's nice to see no more Grandstanding or Elitist postings!

Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Good job GS for putting it all on the fuckin line like that!

quote:

This was the beggining of His transformation from being himself to a self created character, a full fledged cartoon like charcter. He was not the cool guy i met and talked too anymore.


He became nothing more than a fuckin screen name! He was at my house the day before he left and for thoose who were there, was he the big bad ass he liked to believe he was?

I think fuckin not my friends!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


Let me help you tie the rope around your neck, Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge, Let me help you hold the glock against your head, Let me help to chain the wieghts onto your legs.....
Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!!


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

FukMeBoobs
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

but he was WAY too fast on the trigger.


I for one am SO happy that UPU is gone! I had a bad experience with his so-called bad ass, because he couldn't keep his nose outta my business. I think he found solace in other people's business. So I'm glad the fucker is gone and Sean, you're better off without him! Shows who your true friends are. =)

Care to stick your hot dog in between my buns?
Ronreddog
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
This is why you both (Sean and Gonzo) are mods today, you can post what's on your mind, and be intelligent in the post.

I personally never had a problem with him, but, Sean hit the nail on the head, he followed IP around as if he was permanently attached to her ass.

I watched many a thread where the two of them would basically have a chat together, ignoring others who dared to post in their threads. IP was cool with me, she changed my status to what it is today. (except for the c-blocking part, that person still remains anonymous) ;)

Anyway, thanks for this Sean, it gives us members a chance to really let others know how we felt about that whole cluster F! I don't know any of you personally, and there will always be conflicts (see Kid's Fight Club thread), but, all in all, this has been a much better place to post since their departure.

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Rone
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
when i first registered to the board, i would see the bashings that Upu would give to newbies, and honestly i would be a little afraid to post in certain instances. i think the board has been a much nicer place since he left and i'm glad to see that others have the same opinion.

also, like everybody else, i'm pleased to see the return of CBH. although he left a little after i registered, theres nothing but good things said about him and i'm happy he's back.



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This message was edited by Rone on 4-20-01 @ 3:46 PM
Matchbox20Money
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
i have watched the board for some time and i have a question. why is it that when people had legit problems with upuauat and IP, other higher up people on the board nearly killed the people with the problems? Some people had been saying for a LOOOOOOOONG time how wrong and how unfair Up and IP were, yet nothing was done. Now that they are long gone, people are saying how wrong that whole mess was?
i'm just curious about that--even though i think it is an unanswerable question.

anyhow, i am glad, glad, glad they are gone.



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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Well, that is an easy one! If I had a problem with UPU, I would tell him on the phone or IM's! And believe me there were problems! Lots of them!

But you see, the night he was here, my ex had some serious shit going down and everyone knew. The next day, he never even asked me how things were, he asked me about why I didn't delete a thread about him!

Also, when me and him went at it, it was usually deleted by him! So that is my bottom line and that!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


Let me help you tie the rope around your neck, Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge, Let me help you hold the glock against your head, Let me help to chain the wieghts onto your legs.....
Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!!


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

GonzoStyle
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:


Some people had been saying for a LOOOOOOOONG time how wrong and how unfair Up and IP were, yet nothing was done. Now that they are long gone, people are saying how wrong that whole mess was?
i'm just curious about that--even though i think it is an unanswerable question.



Easily answered, i did on one occasion, but neither sean nor i were moderators yet. Sean became a mod mere days before UP left and i was made after. I had no doubt he would ban me if i called him out hard. None of us could say anything cause he was a hard-on.

The only reason this was posted is a reminder to the people saying "we need upuauat back" to what he really was. Time heals all wounds does not apply on this one.

Matchbox20Money if you were here at the time would you call him out? it is easy to talk a good game when you come in after the fact, like the americans invading berlin after it had been siezed.


And The Earth Becomes My Throne
I Adapt To The Unknown
By Myself But Not Alone. I Ask No One
And My Ties Are Severed Clean
The Less I Have The More I Gain
Off The Beaten Path I Reign

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This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 4-20-01 @ 3:55 PM
Crybaby Howie
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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Believe me..you couldn't tell either of them anything, it would fall on deaf ears..afterwards, i just distanced myself from all the bullshit and did my own thing. Yes, it is a shame that they aren't here to defend themselves but keep in mind that they chose to sever ties with those they called "Friends".

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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Gee Sean, I don't know, he looked exactly like I expected him to look...LMMFAOROTFSIMUARIOCBHMTL (Laughing my motherfucking ass off rolling on the floor, shitting in my underwear and rubbing it into CBH's Mom's Tuna Locker)

But, seriously, having not MET Upuauat until just prior to his departure, I still never took him too seriously. I remember my first run-in with him was a thread where he was fighting with JustJon, and not knowing anything, I stated that I thought he was pretentious. Amazingly, I was not banned and he actually apologized to me. But, as I posted more and more, I saw that people would avoid threads where they had previously posted due, predominantly, to fear of reprisal.

Finally, as has been pointed out, he became a caricature of himself and needed to be more and more of what he created. He latched onto IP and for reasons that I cannot fathom, found his escape from the pressures of his self-created image, in leaving with IP.

Believe me, I was comfortable posting near or in opposition to Upuauat, but I know I was in a select handful. It even became fun to taunt him and I thought for a while that he would lighten up.

Alas, that never happened, and his pretextual reason for finally severing ties with the Board do not fly with me. I don't think he could live with the self-image he created. As I saw, in person, he was nothing like the demon he portrayed himself to be.

As for the shit he pulled on Sean, well, that just demonstrates in a nutshell how concerned he was with him. I know that the rest of us actually asked Sean if the "situation" was resolved satisfactorily. Jeff was just concerned about being bashed.

Well, chickens and homes and roosting are words that come to mind at a time like this.


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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

they chose to sever ties with those they called "Friends".



I smell a prime time spin off of a certain "friends" sitcom....


And The Earth Becomes My Throne
I Adapt To The Unknown
By Myself But Not Alone. I Ask No One
And My Ties Are Severed Clean
The Less I Have The More I Gain
Off The Beaten Path I Reign

She-Mail Me Here

Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:12 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

. But Upuaut taught people to fear mods an auora that we have been trying to shake for months even after he left



Bing-fucking-o. After I joined and began to post and establish myself on the board, I began to see the way things worked around here. There were the mods, who were mostly friendly and welcoming to the newbies who were willing to learn. Sure there were bannings, but only those who deserved it. They kept the board running, and kept all of the people who didn't deserve to post (stern fanatics, spamming, trouble makers etc.)out of the way.

Around 400 posts, I began to talk with Crybaby Howie (who was extremely cool to me) and IP. Even though they were mods, I felt completely comfortable talking to them. Most of the time, I completely forgot that they were mods and had the ability to wipe me out...

...Then came Upu, raging through the board like a Zeus lighting bolt. Almost immediately I began to view mods in a different light. No longer were these people who were helping us, these were people who, if we screwed up once, would show us the door. I began to fear talking to either CBH or IP. The times that I had to talk to a mod through IMs, I would spend five minutes just thinking of a sentence that wouldn't send me on the way to board hell. God forbid I had to send Upu a message, then I would have to analyze each word, making sure I wasn't digging myself a grave.

Time passed, Upu left, and I eventually lost the notion that mods were out to get us. Right now, I regularly talk with quite a few of the mods. I think the "Upu syndrome" has passed over for the most part.



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This message was edited by Fez on 4-20-01 @ 4:31 PM
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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
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Ya gotta love Sean Cold being an asshole.
But hey, at least you get what you pay for.
As for Upuaut or however you say it, No comment.



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Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

LMMFAOROTFSIMUARIOCBHMTL (Laughing my motherfucking ass off rolling on the floor, shitting in my underwear and rubbing it into CBH's Mom's Tuna Locker)


God damn that's funny..lol..."Tuna Locker"..LOL!! Alright guys...I'm out...Later!!!

GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Excellent thread Sean...I agree with you from start to finish...I had my run ins with Up and Breakthru, Up thought i was an attention whore which some of you still think, but whatever...I probably would have been banned if Face didnt adopt me because there were so many times i was ready to tell Up exactly what was on my mind and I probably would have been gone in a second. There was no reason for a bunch of us to cringe everytime we posted because we didnt know if up was in his "mood" that day. Talk about taking out your pent up anger on the board...boy oh boy


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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I do not mean this as a joke at all, but the amazing thing is, I feel like I am watching a soap opera. I don't know anyone personally aobut those that are being spoken of, just on the board, & I never interacted with their posts, but I do remember certain people being hard-asses and abusing the power they had- very unprofesional . Very tough time indeed. But all in all the Board is a better place w/ out those people.

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