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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Slacking 7: The Work Stops Here
Arthur Dent
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Not just you Hosp.

Anybody go outside for lunch?



We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
-Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board
o&aswallow
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Spit, want to start another thread?. Some genetically defective vegetables just f'd this one up.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Ronreddog
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I am getting ready to go out for lunch. Meeting the misses today, since she is off until Thursday!

It is nice out, figures, after 5 fucking days off, we get beach weather TODAY!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

E-Mail Me


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

This message was edited by Ronreddog on 5-29-01 @ 12:51 PM
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Ok we fixed it...and no we know HTML we're just a little rusty...like the trombone your sister gave us grump...




"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I ate outdoors. Back to the movie topic, I saw "Requiem for a Dream" this weekend. What an amazing fucking movie. It's by the same director that did "PI". If you haven't seen "PI", check that one out too. Requiem is probably the best movie I have seen about drugs and drug addiction. It shows a side that is rarely touched upon, that it isn't all that glamourous, and that it can affect anyone.

Two snaps up with a twist.



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 12:50 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
buhhha hhhahahahahahaaahhh, trumbone. Now that's Funny!(NOT).

Twinshits, do you really want to get into it with me, especially since Spit will no longer hold me back from ripping your geeeeyy buttbuddy assholes apart.

Now go back to school before the dean realizes that you're no longer in his office giving him a yankie crankie.





"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk (aka - Cacasmooch)?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
DreamWeaver
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I saw Pay it Forward..not bad,even though Jay Mohr ruined the ending... but I must like bad movies because I also liked Pearl Harbor.

Anybody going to Rascals(Ocean) this weekend??

Fri- Jim Bruer
Sat- Jay Mohr


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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o&aswallow
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Well MGK, I watched two classics this weekend. Seemed to be a trend for the Memorial Day weekend for the movie channels. Watched From Here to Eternity and Spartacus. Two great flicks.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 5-29-01 @ 1:01 PM
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
god damn I wish I could slack today...


Why fucking bother

"Think before you write" - Froy


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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Shrek - definitely worth seeing. It's not just a kids movie. trust me. It's funny as hell. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Look for me in the movie. I got 2 scenes in it. ;)



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk (aka - Cacasmooch)?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Ok Grumpy...we got to go to health...Sex education...of course we've learned way more than our health teacher wishes to teach us because of this board and O&A...anyway...we're not in the mood for a fight but maybe later miget-F




"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
For those that wondered what the teenshits look like, I found a pic off their own website:



Now I understand why they don't come out often.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk (aka - Cacasmooch)?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
TTB, stop bragging about your knowledge of sex. It's really disturbing coming from 2 guys who spend all their time together.

WHOOO HOOO, I made page 2!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

DreamWeaver
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Take this quiz..I just got this in some junk mail....How'd they know???? Visit this Website

My Results....
quote:

Hey -- you're no slacker. You're just fronting. Lucky for you, you're not too uptight either. You've struck that wonderful balance between slacking off and keeping busy. It's not an easy task, so congratulations. Your efficiency and determination let you work in a timely manner. And that laid-back approach means that you'll never get too stressed out. Sometimes you're pulled in two different directions, but you know how to handle it. You can take control of a situation without strangling it. This healthy style of work will lead to both success and happiness. What more could you want?


Interesting.....



Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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This message was edited by DreamWeaver on 5-29-01 @ 1:08 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Whoo Hoo Grumpy. Something to look forward too. A fight with the vegetable medley. Shrek lookes like the flick to see, now that the Pearl Harbor hype has been destroyed. DW, you were supposed to like PH. It is a chick flick.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I am Spartacus!




GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Dan
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

You may be a slacker, but you're not the laziest kid on the block.


Fuck.

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If we make it or not
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KOATAS
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Alright....I made it to page one....Damn! Missed out again.

And on the 4th day I said, "Let there be WOW!"


I Don't Like Spam!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
KOATAS - LMAO - you fn kill me. Late again I see. Kinda like the girl who gets her braces off 2 days after the prom. Missed it by thiisssssss much..... BTW - were you ever at Band Camp?

OAS - Don't get psyched. I'd show twinshits the way to FC but they always seem to get lost and never show up. I think they have a defective fight or flight gene. They always seem to choose flight. Then again, that's not the only thing wrong with them genetically.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk (aka - Cacasmooch)?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
spitfire421
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

You little slacker, you! You have a well-developed sense of how NOT to get things done, but you're not the least-motivated kid on the block. You make at least some attempt to work efficiently. As a demi-slacker, you definitely operate on your own schedule. Today means tomorrow, and tomorrow means next week. You'll get the job done eventually, but no one's holding their breath. Your friends and coworkers probably don't rely on you to be punctual or finish time-sensitive projects. If they do, it's their own darn fault, right? There are some benefits to being a part-time slacker: you rarely feel rushed, and you most likely lead a stress-free life. Plus, you accomplish more than the full-on slacker! The downside is that your work, social, and personal life might suffer from your consistent anything-goes attitude. If they do, it's time to make a change. If they don't, there's no immediate need to fix anything.


I think we have the same results Dan lol

Thanks for reminding me about Rascals, Dream...need to pick up Breuer tix today :)


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
Welcome Boodadude to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
KOATAS
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I was supposed to go to Band Camp, but....I missed the bus! Damn! After hearing about all the wacky shit those kids did there too!



I Don't Like Spam!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Some genetically defective vegetables



I thought those two were fruits??





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid.

I'm a cop u idoit, has been adopted. He has joined GW's cabinet. Any problems with IACUI, let me know.
o&aswallow
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Point well made GW. Technically, the tomato is classified as a fruit.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
KOATAS
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I learned the Tomato is a Nightshade

Oh!, I like the sound of two bricks being smashed against my skull!



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FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wheeeeee.... a new thread. I was too busy doing work to get on page one. I guess that's why I didn't deserve to be on it, eh? :)

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Two positions currently available.


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