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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 12:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I feel like a woman



I bet you do facey especially with all the practice you been getting in the shower with slash and I.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

King f-tard
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
SO from this thread I have gotten the following:

ants=guy with serious emotional issues who used maxi pads.
Alkey=post whore
Ken=whore
Lent=feminine (we all knew that, just ask Brittney
Sloats=Grumpys bitch (LMMFYBOASCGIS)
Fallenangel=guy or girl, I'm still confused.

And finally.
quote:

cross-dressing flaming fag like IrishAlkey (but I love the guy, so it's okay).


YUO=FAGGOT
and alkey still=whore






IM me Or E-Mail Me

Lets Go Knicks.
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
F-tard only by name I gather.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Ken=whore


That really stung.
I need to get between FMFB's legs to make the pain go away.... or Katya's, or MYLF's, or Luna's, is that Pizza chick still around??? anyone, anyone....

PS (unedited) no Gonzo I won't get in the Crinkle bag.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-11-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

SO from this thread I have gotten the following:

ants=guy with serious emotional issues who used maxi pads.
Alkey=post whore
Ken=whore
Lent=feminine (we all knew that, just ask Brittney
Sloats=Grumpys bitch (LMMFYBOASCGIS)
Fallenangel=guy or girl, I'm still confused.

And finally.

quote:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
cross-dressing flaming fag like IrishAlkey (but I love the guy, so it's okay).
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



YUO=FAGGOT
and alkey still=whore


Damn, you must be in MENSA.





Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-11-2001 @ 4:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
I swear ken, you are starting to sound more and more like Ronreddog every goddamn day



Happy Holidays

I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 4:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Face, are your panties in a bunch because I did not list you among the board members I wanted to do???
No offense, it's just your too feminine for me.

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-11-2001 @ 5:05 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Um no, why do I need you when I could have GS?



Happy Holidays

I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 5:05 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

No offense, it's just your too feminine for me.


Personally, I find Face to be quite the perfect mix of both masculinity and femininity. ;)





Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
King f-tard
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 8:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I swear ken, you are starting to sound more and more like Ronreddog every goddamn day


The question is, who is that more insulting to.






IM me Or E-Mail Me

Lets Go Knicks.
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 11:31 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Um no, why do I need you when I could have GS?



Ohh now you come crawling back you silly bitch, when i was prectically throwing myself at you last week you treated me as if I was no one to you. Now you use me like a whore.... you cold hearted fuck!!!




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Gonzo, now you are pining over Face?
Have you no pride. Get up, dust yourself off, try to pull together the shards of your dignity.

GonzoStyle
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Have you no pride. Get up, dust yourself off, try to pull together the shards of your dignity.



BUT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

BUT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor Gonzo. Would you feel better if I let you play with my vag?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

This message was brought to you by a man who would like to remind you that he does NOT have a vagina.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Would you feel better if I let you play with my vag?


Ants you're a hack, Shelle already posted that in the pick up line thread.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Shelle already posted that in the pick up line thread.
And I actually fell for that line the first time she used it on me. I felt fine until I woke up the next morning with the drips.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

This message was brought to you by a man who would like to remind you that he does NOT have a vagina.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 4:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

In case you were wondering, I do NOT have a vagina...


You're lucky.




Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 4:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
silera we're going to need to get you out of the house, no more bringing back old posts for you young lady
when i get home i dont want you to say two words to me, i dont even know what im going to do with you


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, and scmods

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 4:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I'm sawweee... i pwawmith to be good. Pleath don't thpank me. :(



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 4:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
youre sorry? youre sorry?
maybe ill be sorry when i spank you then!!
then will it be ok?


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, and scmods

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 7:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

silera we're going to need to get you out of the house



funny, cause according to other people,she needs to stop going out so much.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 7:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
goddam how old is this thread?

quote:

funny, cause according to other people,she needs to stop going out so much



hmmmm...I wonder what thats supposed to mean?

Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 8:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

youre sorry? youre sorry?
maybe ill be sorry when i spank you then!!


I would pay money to see that. :)


Master of the Cold....
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 11:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

maybe ill be sorry when i spank you then!!


Hey- when did this become the fetish thread?


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