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Filzy
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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 5:22 PM      
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Lord Magus says:
quote:

Much as Imus was doing the same thing, only to an even earlier DJ (Filzy knows his name, I'm at a loss right now)


Did someone mention my name? Ah it must have been Magus. Well, I have the answer of who Stern was influenced or shall I say ripped off of...
That would be Steve Dahl, Magus. Now, Jeisen, since you are totally ignorant to the core, there's Howard's influence, Ignorant one.
Oh, and one more question Jeisen...
Do you have a life? If you don't, too bad.




There's a method to my madness.


This message was edited by Filzy on 11-20-01 @ 6:20 PM
FollowThisLogic
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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
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quote:

Howard is funny


Oh yeah. Wait a sec... except for the fact that he isn't at all. You just think he's funny because you're brainwashed by the guy into thinking that everything he does is awesome, and he can do no wrong, and anyone else is shit.

quote:

and honest


Did Captain Honesty tell you that he - yet AGAIN - whined and bitched to management until they reinstated the gag order on Opie and Anthony. That's right, your fucking hero is once again AFRAID of Opie and Anthony... so much that he won't let them bash him on-air. Your hero is nothing but a washed-up, unfunny, cranky old pussy.

And you, sir, are a brainless zombie.

Why don't you come back here when you learn to think for yourself?

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This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 11-20-01 @ 9:04 PM
IrishAlkey
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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 7:03 PM      
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Why are you guys bothering. I'm reading this and it's like arguing with a sponge. Don't waist your time my friends.





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 9:04 PM      
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Alkey... it's a great stress reliever. Instead of buying a gun to perform road rage with deadly accuracy, rip into a shit-for-brains in Enemies or FC.

And it takes a lot less work than fulfilling your ultimate goal of posting in every single thread on this board. :)

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"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Noellevious.... she's made me so proud. Viddy well, little brother... err, sister.
Sloatsburgh
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 11:33 PM      
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quote:

Why are you guys bothering. I'm reading this and it's like arguing with a sponge. Don't waist your time my friends.


We need to offer you some distraction from your drinking problem, your ear problem, and your alcohol induced impotence.


I guess this asshole, 1) has never heard of sarcasm or mockery and 2) feels that learning history is irrelavent. The universe began when he was born.

Whoo Hooo! Julius Caesar was ripping off Alexander the Great. Alex invented conquering other countries.

Let me think... John Eisen, Jim/James Eisen, Jude Eisen, Joe Eisen,.... can't be too many of these around.....

Again, he does not answer a single question or comment we offer him.





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I loathe the Froy.

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FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
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posted on 11-21-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
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quote:

Again, he does not answer a single question or comment we offer him.


That would require him NOT to be an empty-headed Stern zombie, cause there's actual THOUGHT involved in our posts.

It doesn't require a brain to come here and say "Hoo hoo hoo, Howie rules, O&A suck cause he said so." That is what our new friend JEisen does.

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"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Noellevious.... she's made me so proud. Viddy well, little brother... err, sister.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:18 AM      
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quote:

And it takes a lot less work than fulfilling your ultimate goal of posting in every single thread on this board.


quote:

We need to offer you some distraction from your drinking problem, your ear problem, and your alcohol induced impotence.


I came in peace offering advice, and you attack! LoL
FTL, I have to be nice since your name bounces from side to side now, right? :)








Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 3:18 AM      
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You don't have to be nice, this is FC.

However, I don't think you can argue what I said.... shit, 1415 posts in 84 days... impressive, my friend. Another month and you'll pass my count, and I've been here over a year. :)

Just TRY to tell me you're not a whore.... I dare ya. ;)

And anyway.... don't attack us.... attack the fucktard that started this thread.

No peace offerings. Fight Club isn't SUPPOSED to be nicey-nice.

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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 3:30 AM      
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quote:

Another month and you'll pass my count, and I've been here over a year.
i'm just posting here in a last ditch effort to keep the margin between us at or above 300.



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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 3:43 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

No peace offerings. Fight Club isn't SUPPOSED to be nicey-nice.


In that case, you stink! :P
And I'm not a who...who...whooooo...ahhh fuck it.

quote:

i'm just posting here in a last ditch effort to keep the margin between us at or above 300.


Yeah, that lasted real long. ;)

For the record, I think JEisen is a completely brainwashed, ignorant individual who probably hasn't had an original thought since his mother dumped his pre-mature, underdeveloped, lifeless, fetus-like body on the train tracks where he would've been better off remaining. Thank you.







Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
JEisen
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 12:01 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
You can call me brainwashed and ignorant, but meanwhile the point I made is absolutely true: Opie and Anthony would have no idea what to say on the radio if it wasn't for Howard Stern. I can tell the they listened and to and loved the show for years, and their thanks is to do a boring show with a bunch of lame radio gimmicks and try to recreate his persona- basically pretending they're him while doing a shitty job and wearing out his material. That's how I feel, that's how Howard feels, and I'm sure that's how almost anyone who's listened to both shows feels. So while you guys can listen and think they're funny, I'll be happy when they get what they deserve, which is to be out of jobs.

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
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JEisen, you DO realize you're saying the same shit over and over again.

Like your pussy idol.

Okay, folks, it's time to ignore this zombie. He's really not saying anything new and this thread is getting really boring.

Alkey, wanna fight over Noelle? ;)

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Black Lazerus
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

The universe began when he was born.



well if you can offer me proof that it did before I was born then I will believe you

Jeisen: I thought I told you to go the fuck away your opinion is not needed or wanted here
we don't like your kind here (stern fans)
do you think were going to change our minds "No"
if you listen to O&A you will realize" who gives a fuck who started who as long as it’s funny "
now get the hell off the board before there is some of that famous but sad Black on Black crime in here.
you cock knocking Fucknut!!

Most of us listened to stern till he started to suck ass

The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army


But if we kill them all then who are we going to blame?
Ken'sPen
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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 12:36 PM      
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quote:

over Noelle?

over Noelle?
over Noelle?
No I'll never be over Noelle.

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
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I thought it was Macho Grande.

Laz: It's no use. The guy isn't really talking, he's just a puppet with Howard Stern's hand up his ass.

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"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Black Lazerus
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
damn FTL that had some black rage to it.
anyway is that not Matt's Chick

The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army


But if we kill them all then who are we going to blame?
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
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Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low, but he couldn't handle it.
Prosecuting Attorney: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right, Buddy was the bombardier, but it was Striker who couldn't handle it. And he went to pieces.
Prosecuting Attorney: Andy went to pieces?
Witness: No, Andy was the navigator, he was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecuting Attorney: Howie came unglued?
Witness: Oh no, Howie was a rock, the best tail-gunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecuting Attorney: And he bailed out?
Witness: No, Andy hung tough, Buddy bailed out! How we survived, was a miracle.
Prosecuting Attorney: Then Howie survived?
Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
Prosecuting Attorney: Over Macho Grande?
Witness: No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande. Those wounds run pretty deep.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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Oooo... do I get to be an honorary member of the BRA for that? ;)

And who do you mean? Noelle?

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"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Black Lazerus
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Yeah i mean novellous



The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army


But if we kill them all then who are we going to blame?
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Don't let the panties deceive you.


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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She is most definitely not Matt's. Not at all. :)

"Insert Froy Here" came from here.

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"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Black Lazerus
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
damnit women I don't want you unless your blonde and you enjoy cold evenings i a slightly moist trunk.

The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army


But if we kill them all then who are we going to blame?
Sephiroth
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:02 PM      
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I will join in the fight to claim Noelle as my own.

Her decaptitated and stuffed head will be the centerpeice of my mantle.

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This message was edited by Sephiroth on 11-23-01 @ 2:06 PM

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
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Oh my, this is going to get very messy.

Just.... bring it.

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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 5:51 PM      
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must....beat....the....whore.....

what the hell happened here? do i have to fight you all for noelle? is it a free for all or are we gonna have an organized elimination system? why am i still asking questions?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
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