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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 5:40 PM      
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::walks into a dark room, no lights no sights, no nothing::

Hello?! Hello?! Hello?! Hello?! Hello?! Hello?!

::Bangs foot on empty keg::
Ouch!
Who the fuck left that there? Damn it, I missed the party again. Oh well!



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much?
The late great John Belushi
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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 5:42 PM      
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You and me both.

o&aswallow
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
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Well Grumpy, either everyone got fired for slacking today or they bolted at quiting time.

In summarry, we let Gilligan out of the barrel (He'll be back)
DW only wants to talk about sex from now on (I'll support her on that)
Devil fans were happy, thinking parade already.
Heyladi went into her review today with wet panties thinking about unbridled passionate sex.
GW tried to convince us he was hung but we didn't buy it.
wage continued to make a total fool of himself.
And Spit decided to smoke a shitload of happy plant to cure her sinus problem.

There ya go, seeing you couldn't slack much today.


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Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 5:51 PM      
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OAS - thanks for the update.

::shakes his head in disappointment::

The least they could have done is left some beer for us latecomers. Come on Roger, I'll buy you a beer. These tools don't appreciate our company anyway. ;)




"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much?
The late great John Belushi
Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 6:08 PM      
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Make it a Guinness and you've got yourself a drinkin' buddy.

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
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It's a deal - just don't spill it on my pants.

I'll even make it a black and tan if you want.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much?
The late great John Belushi
Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 6:32 PM      
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Ick no! I only drink Guinness straight. I hate beer.

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 6:38 PM      
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Guiness straight it is then. Hey - you can bring your "friend" with you too if you want. ;)

Okay - I've had enough for one day. have a good night Rog. Talk to you tomorrow (if Mrs. Grumpy doesn't kill me in my sleep first).



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much?
The late great John Belushi
Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


Rog2K
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 10:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
::views aftermath after a good day of slacking::

Hey Slackers!

What's shaking?

It's weird only getting to check in at night now on occasion. Just wanted to say I'm still around & trying to keep up....

Later kids!


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-George Carlin

wage
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 7:13 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
good morning all. eggs benedict for breakfast, pull up a chair and get some coffee!

Graduated by GrkQT.
Metalfan
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 7:28 AM      
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I'll pass on the eggs....but the coffee is MUCH needed...LOL

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:14 AM      
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Good morning campers. I is goin to get me some coffee now. Anyone else want anything?


"Something strange happened to me this morning."
"Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No. "
"Why am I the only person that has that dream?"

GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Metalfan
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:17 AM      
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How about a box of Vivarin too....LOL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Dan
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:18 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I think some people are starting to miss the point of this thread....

First, we had people posting yesterday before they went to work--who has time to get online before they leave for work!?! Then, interlopers came at night and had radnom conversations about drinking...

I think someone needs to start a new chat thread...

Sorry, I'm in a very territorial mood this morning...somebody obviously was sitting at my desk last night and spilled coffee all over my computer and used my phone...i just hope they didn't look in my IE history folder...I forgot to empty it last night...

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DreamWeaver
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:23 AM      
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Good Mornin Folks... Gilligan can you please pick me up some Percocets?? Thanx


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Metalfan
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:26 AM      
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quote:

interlopers



Is that a new word for midgets???

Morning Dan, DW, Gilligan

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:27 AM      
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Dammit DW, you should have told me yesterday, I have them at home.



"Something strange happened to me this morning."
"Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No. "
"Why am I the only person that has that dream?"

GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Ronreddog
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:29 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Make it a Guinness and you've got yourself a drinkin' buddy.


Should I even comment on this? One of my favs!

Good morning slackers! I thought I closed up last night, but, Grumpy broke in and opened the thread after hours! lol

You all have to start emptying your own garbage! I am not a janitor! lol

I know you heard the news, 3 year, 30 million dollars! Not bad for our boys to have the kind of fun they have and get paid that kind of money!

It's WOW, please WOW me today!


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

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o&aswallow
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:39 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Morning all. Took the day off today so i'm illegaly slacking.

Ron, noticed how Grumpy was hitting on Roger but without the abuse you got?

And congrats to the boys. They earned it!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his sole.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Metalfan
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:44 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Ron, noticed how Grumpy was hitting on Roger but without the abuse you got?


Yeah, I noticed that too....the only reason he didn't get abused is because they had a thread for 2 then....LOL...how cozy

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:47 AM      
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Congratualtions O and A!!!!! And to Dan from Hoboken!! You're gonna be famous now.....just don't ever forget who your real slackers are.


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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wage
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:50 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
ok, again, who's going to the softball game? figured i buy the first round for the regular slacking crowd, DW, Ladi, Spit, Swallow, Ron, metal, maynard and grumpy, miss anyone?

Graduated by GrkQT.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:51 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Morning Kids!

So, there was a keg here? How did I miss it ;)

Congratulations O&A

And OAS, out of all the things that went on yesterday - THAT is what you choose to describe the day !? :)






How's that working out for you, being clever?

o&aswallow
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:53 AM      
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If my umpiring schedule stays as it is now, I'll be at the softball game. That thing may actualy develop into a contract celebration party. Should be fun.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:55 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Damn Ladi, you have more sig pics then FEZ.


"Something strange happened to me this morning."
"Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No. "
"Why am I the only person that has that dream?"

GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.


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