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Metalfan
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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quote:

I get all the chicks I want.


Yeah, Grump especially loves those Peeps that come out around Easter...

Oh yeah, you're VD sample get sent out UPS...but since we know the answer anyway, it doesn't matter that it will take a month to get to the lab. You should know better than to fuck a sheep after the Cap'n

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
Grumpy
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posted on 03-02-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
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that was a sheep? I thought that was his mom. I was wondering why she was hairy and kept saying "Baaaahhh bahhhh".

::puts a huge dildo on Metal's chair vertically::
::metal doesn't notice and sits down::
::notices something feels funny and squirms::
::he enjoys what he's feeling and squirms faster and harder:


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spitfire421
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
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Shit, I love this topic!!!!...Thankfully, it was never deleted...well, anyway...

Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it's off to work I go....
(why's that in my head today??)


Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
Grumpy
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posted on 03-02-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
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Here I am thinking that Metal actually used the last two brain cells he has to come up with one of his lame ass insults and what do I find?

A demented little dumb ass hippie who I rub her legs together real fast, I can start a fire.
Damn It! where's your retard friend, thunder-thighs?


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spitfire421
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 11:48 AM      
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Sorry, Chump-y...I think he's still indisposed at his chair LOL

Bad midget!


Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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It's okay Shitfire, don't let it happen again.

BAD STONER! BAD BAD STONER!


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Metalfan
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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Sorry there Slappy....your sister needed some "special" attention....its a shame she'll never see the light of day again since I used your little seat covering as a tamper to force her up my ass forever....that was payback for her making me blow chow after eating her.

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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
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I still say the sheep gave it to me...

Metal, good to see you're back...I guess it took a long time to get all the shit off your hands after fisting your uncle. And before you think about some lame comeback about some member of my family licking your hands clean, I locked them all up in a vault this morning.

Shit, its gotten awfully quiet in there...all the tapping and muffled screams have stopped...I wonder if I should have drilled some holes for air...


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Metalfan
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
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Cap'n...I couldn't use your family for that....blow up dolls aren't alive. As for the people in your closet...those are Grump's illegitimate little grumpsters....I think he won them being a gerbil at the geey fat farm

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
Grumpy
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posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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the worst insult I could give you is not even from me , Metal. All I have to do is read your new status.

Nice Status - Deek.


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Metalfan
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Fuck Grump....I brought that one on myself ::hanging head down::

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
Grumpy
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posted on 03-02-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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Totally Sucks to be you, dude.

ROTMFFLMMFAO - "waste of space", hahahahahahah!


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Metalfan
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 3:09 PM      
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Unlike you, I have broad shoulders and can deal with it....LOL. Damn, Sean can be a pisser...LOL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
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Metal,

That status is Charles Nelson Reilly GEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

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Metalfan
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
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Cap'n.....

DILLON!!!!!!!!!!

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
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Metal,

You got me with that!

Don't eat breakfast tomorrow...I've violated your pantry again!!!!!!!

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Grumpy
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posted on 03-02-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
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Hey cap'n you violated his pantry and I violated his twin sisters.

Who's better than you? huh?

ME!


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Grumpy
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posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:18 AM      
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I revisited Capn's FU to this homo, so I thought I would revive this thread.

Now where is that kid touching flamer? He's been too quiet today. He must be stalking again at the playground.

Hey fag boy, I'll be in a meeting til 12 but I'll check back on your candyass after my meeting.

See ya!


If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance,
baffle them with your bullshit!


Metalfan
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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You little hog riding piece of shit....right after you get back, you're gonna be served up some peppers and balls....with some FUDGE on top.

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Buttmunch
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posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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He He He

Grumpy revives my abortion.

What a tool!


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Grumpy
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posted on 03-08-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
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quote:

Grumpy revives my abortion.

What a tool!


Buttmunch - How could I avoid not reviving this? It's a classic. How often do you fuck up that I get to take advantage of it? No wait, you do that alot. Nevermind.

Besides, it's been a while since I bitch slapped Metal. The last time I did that, I was riding his mom while his sister watched and he walked in on me in this Superman Underoos. I wouldn't have done anything but the retard kept tapping me on the shoulder asking me if I wanted to be Lex Luthor.


If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance,
baffle them with your bullshit!


Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 8:39 AM      
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Metal,

In a stunning display of backpeddling and apologiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizing, I have locked my two teen sisters in your garage. Just return them when you're done.

And check yer email...

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Metalfan
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:06 AM      
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Hey Grump....look at what Cap'n packer left...TEEN girls.....what say we let the pig have a run at them for a while....LOL.

Gah damn Cap....you pussy!!! DILLON!!!

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
Grumpy
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posted on 03-09-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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::walks into the room and notices that Capn's sisters look like him (hideous)::
::pig walks up, smells them. pisses on them and walks away::

Dude, not even my pig will touch them. Sorry Capn, the ass whoopin continues.

#1 rule of combat - Never, ever, ever backpedal or apologize. You fight to the death. Like Metals mom the last time I skull fucked her.


If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance,
baffle them with your bullshit!


Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
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Well in that case Grumpy...
**whistles and "sisters" leap up and flash their mutant teeth and claws**
**"Sisters" grab hog and rip out his intestines and rip off his head**
**Cap'n Fudge throws pig head at Metal, knock him over on top of Grumpy, who is strangely turned on**
**Cap'n Fudge puts twins back in cage and walks away laughing**

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