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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Slacking 7: The Work Stops Here
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I think our lunch hour is the only time most of us do work. Somebody needs help and I look extra dedicated walking away from my sandwich. That's how I keep my job...smoke and mirrors!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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o&aswallow
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Had chinese for lunch (her name was Ming Lee...lol) My fortune could not be more true. It said "you have the rare ability to recognize ability in others". I have made a career of having that nack.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Metalfan
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
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quote:

Wait, did I just say that?



Didn't see anyone with a hand up your ass using you as a ventriloquist's dummy....ROFL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
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Not a whole hand, maybe just a pinkie.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
It's beautiful outside people. Take a walk after work if you need to. You could probably use the exercise anyway.:)





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
o&aswallow
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
before things get gggeeeeyyy around here while Hosp is contemplating a pinkie where we don't want to envision it, some medicine for the rest of us and before wage starts whinning for it....




o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Ronreddog
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

And Heyladi, I'm more intrested in your pink then your red face.

Wait, did I just say that?


You are learning my friend! Welcome to the club! lol

Ladi is a piece of A, so I've heard! ;)

Back from lunch, had Mickey D's 3 cheese 1/4 pounder.

Today is DEFINITELY a Pt. Pleasant day! :)


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

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wage
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
bravFUCKINGo swallow!! i like how you use me as an excuse for your perversions. yes GW, it's great outside. how are you all going to enjoy it? i plan on getting the bike out.


Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!


This message was edited by wage on 6-7-01 @ 2:30 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
OAS, you stimulate the prostate and have a "full release". But nothing more then a pinkie. That would be gay.

Plus, we decided that only the ladies can post chick picks in here. You're breaking the rules again.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me

o&aswallow
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well the ladies are slacking on their duties today so I felt a fix was in order. Rules are guidlines that are required to be broken from time to time.

Ladi a hottie???, I knew that!!

quote:

OAS, you stimulate the prostate and have a "full release


Um, no. That will left up to the babe that knows what shes doing thank you.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-7-01 @ 2:37 PM
Ronreddog
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
OAS, stop posting my sister! ;)

Ladi is SMOKIN! Again, this is unconfirmed, of course. No, the dog has not humped her leg or had his belly rubbed, yet! lol


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

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spitfire421
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Let's see if this works




Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
OH MY GOD!!! That's Punky Brooster????? That's just nice.

good god.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
That's some good stuff.

Jesus Dog you ate 3 Quarter pounders???





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
Metalfan
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Nice call Spit....too bad she had funbag reduction surgery some years back :-(


Hosp.....you're scaring me!

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Good God you people can't joke around anymore. That just sucks. Did anybody remember that from Road Trip and the Sperm Bank scene?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Nice work Spit! But what's with Punky's toes (I know, who cares about her toes? Stare at the picture long enough and you notice things!)
Her feet look like she's ready to hang upside down from a branch. The rest of her is hot as hell though...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

Need Adopting?? Now accepting applications for the crew.

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

funbad reduction


Ok, so that's why I didn't recognize her.



How's that working out for you, being clever?

Ronreddog
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Jesus Dog you ate 3 Quarter pounders???


No, but, if you saw what I looked like, you would see it is possible! LMAO

My name is not REDDOG for nothing! ;)


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Great. Here we go again. I step away for 5 fucking minutes and you guys go gay again. STOP IT!
WOW, what a great pic of Punky Brewster. Too bad she's not wearing those multi colored sneakers she always wore.



"This must be Thursday,"
"I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

Currently looking for new castaways.
wage
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
my god capn, those toes work fine for me. picky sons a bitches in here, all of you!! thanks for the pic spit. where's the VW on the front of that van?

Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!


This message was edited by wage on 6-7-01 @ 2:46 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I can assure you that the last thing I figured I would have ever said today when I woke up was, Damn I would love to f... Punky Brewster.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Punky??? Jeez, I would have never known. Looks like they did some work on her nose. And what's up with the reduction???

15 minutes to Syndication!




I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.

This message was edited by Drunken GW on 6-7-01 @ 2:49 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
And notice the tatoo on her right ankle. Little Punky's all grown up.



"This must be Thursday,"
"I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

Currently looking for new castaways.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
And the Purge begins....

(angry caller on Ron & Fez)

~>





How's that working out for you, being clever?



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