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GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I've been given the Ummmmm ok from Opak to "put myself out there" as an adopter...Call me now if you are looking to be adopted

my aol sn is: Grkqt4u2like or email me there

be dialing people



What are we gonna do about this?

"OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys"

Evil Dead Ash
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Am i considered a newbie even though i registered 6 months ago but only posted about 30 times?Anyway if someone could make me a sig pic it would be greatly apreciated.

Names Ash. Housewares.
Sgt Krusty
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Waiting for clarification. If picked I promise to use my 48 yrs., to teach how to get along with others. And how to walk away from conflicts that have no resolution, other than fight club.
If not I will happily go back into the program as a newbie. :-)
Whatever it takes.


Thanks 1st Sgt Fil


Drunk Boy
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 8:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I didn't bother to read the other 100+ posts, But I did want to let the masses know that I am looking for a few newbies. I adopted Fyfetallica last week in an effort to "set him right". I hope that I don't have to lose him yet.

Anyway, bring the newbies to me!

E-mail = [email protected]


Fyfetallica is my Newbie!




This message was edited by Drunk Boy on 3-12-01 @ 8:23 PM
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 8:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
to the top :)


"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

Now Accepting Adoptees - IM me at Jemo123
Efin-Tool
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:40 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
Kingpin,
I submitted my request for information on how to become a member of "The" Family,last week. I hope my application is on top of the pile. If not I might just show up with an eye-patch, a head bandage, and some lame story so you'll feel bad for me.

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Still taking applications click below


ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW

E-Mail Me

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor

E-Mail Me

AOL - oanda1027fm
Kwyjibo
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I guess you could say that I am a newbie looking for guidence. Any takers? I know when to keep my mouth shut, to pay attention, and think before I post.

thanks

Kwyjibo
"Hey Booboo, you think there's any beer in that picinic basket"
"But Yogi I don't think the forest ranger will like that."
"F--- the forest ranger Booboo, he don't know jacksh--!"



Thanks to PanterA for the sigpic
Calm Your Nut
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Hey KWY i will adopt you if you need some guidence.

Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Just putting out the word that I'm available to adopt 2 new members if anyone's interested.

If you are looking for adoption, you can reach me by:

AIM at RookieCard23
or
E-Mail at [email protected]




Shut up and play, mothereffer!!

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I was adopted very late during the last round of adoptions and never officially graduated. I don't know who to ask...so if anyone wants to adopt me...feel free to IM me or Email me at [email protected]. Thanks ;)



PanterA
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
***** ADOPTION NOTICE *****



I'm adopting my first newbie!! Does this make me cool now? Anyway i can remeber back when i was a newbie....



Auhh look how cute i was...fighting past all the mean psychopaths.


They would make fun of me!! Until one day...when this guy came along...he saw the potential!! He picked me up...and he said to me..."You FN tool! You dont deserve the right to post! Come here you reject of life i'll show you the way!" and that's when i became...



MINI-FEZ


He took me through intense training...at least thats what he called it. I would call it slavery! I mean the guy would make me fetch him pictures while he would repeatedly insult me, and call my mom a whore! But i guess i deserved the severe beatings when ever i made a stupid post! The scars remind me...at least thats what Fez says! Evenually my skills improved and i started my own SIG making business. Thats where i became friends with many of you assholes! ;) here's some of my dearest friends....





OK maybe not Opak but Earl wanted me to make that SIG.sorry earl. ANYWAY...I just want to say...uhh...say that ahhhhhh...OH YEA, i adopted FaithfulListener so be nice!! or i'll make a mean SIG of you!

**********************************



"I crush the rush. I rule you fool!" Phil Anselmo
Adopter & Mentor: Fez
If you would like me to make you a sig pic E-Mail Me . Make sure you tell me your post name and a simple idea.
StayOutDaBushes
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Well, Ive been given the ok from Froy to adopt a newbie, so any newbies interested send me an E-mail or Instant Message at [email protected].


Thanks to Crybaby Howie for my original sigs and thanks to PanterA for my new sigs.
E-Mail Me
Kid Afrika
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:52 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I have adopted zootybang. I hope this adoption goes as well as when I adopted Rookie.

I'm still accepting applications for one more lucky vic... I mean adoptee. :D



One in the chamber for the anger that I build inside,
For the mothers that cried, for my homies that died.
The begining is an ending, am I just a slave?
So I got to be brave from the cradle to the grave.

I have adopted zootybang

hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
2 reasons for this post:

  • to bring it to the top
  • to request adoption

    Basically, I'm a low-maintenance newbie, not an upstart or post-count monger, just an average Joe who has enjoyed his time on the board so far since January. I'm always ready to learn new things, and actually do have a lot of questions, mainly about sigs and paintshoppro - aside from that, I'd hate to be the only newbie not adopted! Any takers?


    "Groupsex - it does every-body good"
  • Rookie
    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
    Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
    JBA's Stalker.
    Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
    posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:01 AM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Jan. 01
    Attention New Members


    The easiest way for you to get yourselves adopted is to find a veteran poster whose style you like, and who has been approved as an adopter, and contact him/her.

    Many available adopters have posted in this thread, and we are all willing to help. We just ask that you contact us to start the process.

    Thanks and happy posting!




    Shut up and play, mothereffer!!

    Spunk Bubbles
    posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:16 AM      
    Hanger-On
    Registered: Jan. 01
    Is molestation involved? If so, I'm up for it!






    This message was edited by Spunk Bubbles on 3-13-01 @ 12:47 AM
    Rookie
    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
    Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
    JBA's Stalker.
    Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
    posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:30 AM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Jan. 01
    I am proud to announce my first adoption, hornygoatweed23.

    He has been here a while and has a good understanding of the board, but he felt he could benefit from a little guidance and mentoring.

    If anyone has any issues with him, please contact me. But I don't think you will. He seems to "get it."

    By the way, I have room for one more newbie. If you would like to be adopted, you can contact me.




    Shut up and play, mothereffer!!

    I have adopted hornygoatweed23



    This message was edited by Rookie on 3-13-01 @ 12:46 AM

    C U Next Tuesday
    posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:47 AM      
    Psychopath
    Registered: Feb. 01
    Oh boy oh boy! Will someone please adopt
    me? I've always wanted a home free of
    parental drug abuse and infant molestation!








    This message was edited by C U Next Tuesday on 3-13-01 @ 12:49 AM

    Unicron
    posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:17 AM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Mar. 01
    i've been beaten down by so many people..i don't think i need to be adopted...the board as a whole has shown me the way to enlightenment

    Metalfan
    posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:25 AM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Sep. 00
    I have received word of my approval to adopt. Therefore, I can accept 2 adoptees at this time.

    AIM: OAMetalfan
    E-mail: [email protected]

    E-Mail Me



    "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants

    This message was edited by Metalfan on 3-13-01 @ 7:27 AM
    FollowThisLogic
    Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
    The man with the plan.
    posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:36 AM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Oct. 00
    I am still available to adopt one more newbie.

    Remember, folks...

    Please contact the veteran of your choice for adoption.


    Way too many newbies have come in, asking to be adopted. It doesn't really work that way. Feel free to IM or email any one of us at any time - don't be afraid of us just cause we beat down an unruly visitor yesterday. :)

    Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

    Logic-in-training: DJPumaNYC
    spitfire421
    posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:41 AM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Dec. 00
    Just Recieved Clearance to Adopt--Looking for 2 New Members

    (people who actually want to learn about the board and not just hit on me LOL)

    AIM KellyMac0017
    email- [email protected]
    I am almost always available during working hours M-F 9-5 :)





    This message was edited by spitfire421 on 3-13-01 @ 10:45 AM
    CriticsLoveSnatch
    i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
    Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
    I shall call him mini-FTL
    posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Oct. 00
    Still looking for Adoptees...
    FTL has a point its the newbies responsiblility to contact the adopters, not the other way around

    If you want to be adopted just ask:

    AIM Jemo123
    E-mail [email protected]


    "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

    Now Accepting Adoptees - IM me at Jemo123
    Ronreddog
    posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Oct. 00
    I am proud to announce my second adoptee: King F-tard. Let's hope he DOES NOT live up to that name!

    My adoption agency is now closed until 10 days from now.

    My first adoptee: Inappropriate Belle

    My second adoptee: King F-Tard



    GRRRRRR!
    E-Mail Me


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