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TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-19-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
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Dear frumpy,

Why does your mother moan when I scrape the crust off her yeast encrusted, pus filled vag?

wondering in woodbridge


FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
Grumpy
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posted on 03-19-2001 @ 5:20 PM      
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Nah na na, that was your sister you were scrappin. Did you forget to take your fucking medication again? What did I tell you about that?

Tell your grandmother to get cleaned up for tonight. I got the UPenn basketball team coming over for their workout tonight. And this time, tell her to take her teeth out when she gives them hummers.



Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness
THEY'RE BOTH M.I.A. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM THEIR GRADUATION IS IN JEOPARDY!


"KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, EYES OPEN AND LISTEN. YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING"

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-19-2001 @ 6:11 PM      
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Once again your puny little midget brain has gone delusional. I have no sisters, now I will ask you another question, Is she from Maryland cause she has an awful lot of crabs. Also why are they fighting with the fleas and ticks?

Pondering in Perth Amboy

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!

This message was edited by TFEC on 3-19-01 @ 6:17 PM
Grumpy
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posted on 03-19-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
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it's because of the last time we visited your house. Your mom really should vacuum the furniture every once and a while. I mean, flicking the crumbs off once a month is not enough.

Speaking of moms, how is your old lady? She get out of the penn yet? It's too bad, she got caught shop lifting the condoms at the drug store. Why did she need the magnum size and keep screaming 'These will fit me fine. MY penis is growing larger each day'?



Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness
THEY'RE BOTH M.I.A. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM THEIR GRADUATION IS IN JEOPARDY!


"KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, EYES OPEN AND LISTEN. YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING"

Metalfan
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 7:23 AM      
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Probability I'm gonna pull up a chair and wait for Spit to bring the bong: 100%

Probability she'll put fresh water in the damn thing first: 45.89%

Probability she'll be commando: 88.69%

Probability I'm gonna get to see someone new get ripped another asshole: 99.44%

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
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Hey metal, what can I say? I got tired of rippin yours open over and over again. The damn thing is wider than the lincoln tunnel with all 3 tubes open. The capn disappeared.

TFEC happened to drop by for his weekly olive oil and acid enema with your sister so I thought I'd take advantage (no punn intended) of the opportunity.

Probability that Capn will join in today: 15.45%
Probability that it'll be a three way bashing: 89.23%
Probability that TFEC will start with a comment directed at mothers: 99.24%





Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness
THEY'RE BOTH M.I.A. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM THEIR GRADUATION IS IN JEOPARDY!


"KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, EYES OPEN AND LISTEN. YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING"

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
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When did this turn into another Dear Grumpy thread?


Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!


On this date in 1985 Libby Riddles was the first woman to win Iditarod Trail Dog Sled Race.

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 10:00 AM      
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I like those odds Grumpy...but I won't be around enough to enjoy the beating...

I'm think you're gonna have to suck it!

[email protected]

spitfire421
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 10:02 AM      
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Metal, as per your request:
w/ fresh water, bitch!
Probablity of an F U Buttmunch coming soon 100%
F U Buttmunch
Probablity of me kicking both Grumpy and Metal's ass? 75% depending on how m y day goes LOL :)



My adopted troubled children are Atomic Punk & Weinie....all problems with either of them should be addressed to me [email protected]



This message was edited by spitfire421 on 3-20-01 @ 10:04 AM
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 10:02 AM      
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quote:

When did this turn into another Dear Grumpy thread?


It didn't. TFEC was too retarded to post any other way. What can I say? The boy has issues he needs resolved. He's seeking help. Far be it for me not to step on his head and hold him down while I try to help his mom... I mean him.

;)





Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness
THEY'RE BOTH M.I.A. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM THEIR GRADUATION IS IN JEOPARDY!


"KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, EYES OPEN AND LISTEN. YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING"

Metalfan
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
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Spit...thanks for the bong babe ;-)

No as for who is going to be who's bitch.....you're outnumbered and undergunned :)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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quote:

Probablity of me kicking both Grumpy and Metal's ass? 75%


LMMFAOROTFFPIMMFP! Now that is some funny shit! Hey hippie chick, what have you been smoking in that hooka? Whatever it is, please share. It must be some good shit for you to be so delusional.

Now why don't you be a good little girl and go get Metal and me a beer. While you're at it, do the dishes, wash the laundry, and clean the bathroom. That's what women are best at. Serving men and cleaning. D'oh!



Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness
THEY'RE BOTH M.I.A. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM THEIR GRADUATION IS IN JEOPARDY!


"KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, EYES OPEN AND LISTEN. YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING"

Metalfan
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 10:34 AM      
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Yeah and scrub the skid marks out of Grump's underwear while you're cleaning.....seems the football team stretched him out more than he's used to

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
spitfire421
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 10:37 AM      
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Excuse me boyz, but did someone break your legs so you can't do things for yourself anymore? (if not, I can probably arrange something with Faceman :) )

Go do what good little boys do...make yourselves useful & start indulging me with presents immediately (roses, diamonds, gold, expensive dinners, etc. etc.) and all will be forgiven :)



My adopted troubled children are Atomic Punk & Weinie....all problems with either of them should be addressed to me [email protected]

Metalfan
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 10:44 AM      
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Listen sweetie...why don't you just get on your knees, remove the false teeth and use that tongue and gullet as nature intended. Your present will be along shortly

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
spitfire421
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 10:58 AM      
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LMAO...now Metal, I didn't ask for a pearl necklace LOL ;)



My adopted troubled children are Atomic Punk & Weinie....all problems with either of them should be addressed to me [email protected]

Metalfan
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
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quote:

etc. etc.


There's your etc., etc woman

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
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quote:

roses, diamonds, gold, expensive dinners, etc. etc.)


quote:

Listen sweetie...why don't you just get on your knees, remove the false teeth and use that tongue and gullet as nature intended.


Hey metal, would that be considered an expensive dinner?

Trainwreck Radio


This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 3-20-01 @ 11:27 AM
Metalfan
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 11:31 AM      
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LOL.....priceless MGK, priceless

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey ya fuckin midget (Lights a wet fart and burns all frumpys hair off his head!!)

I would have been here sooner but your mom is just gettin too good with the blow jobs!!!LMAO



FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 5:24 PM      
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TFEC, ya tardophile, have ya gotten laid at any of the "short bus" stops yet? Before you know it will be summer and you will be SOL LOL



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Is Offset By Sorrow,
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TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
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Hey slush or muttly puke or whatever you're callin yourself this week, Actually I got your sister but she keeps having epileptic fits while I'm wacthin my dog slam his little red rocket up her ass!!!! It got me so hot I had to try it myself but I think somebody started her on some medication so I'll have to keep her locked up for a while and feed her tubesteak smothered in underwear with and proten shake faceacal rinse untill it's out of her system!!! LMMFGDBO!!!

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!

This message was edited by TFEC on 3-20-01 @ 5:55 PM
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 6:01 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Oh Yea TFEC well I I ughh yea I umm ok I Shit wha did I do? LOL good one deek



Go Ahead, Give Me A Reason To Free Up Server Space!

Write To Me Here

Yea,I Do Believe Anger
Is Offset By Sorrow,
What You Destroy Today,
You Might Regret Tomorrow
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 6:40 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
:)

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 9:35 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Okay - who the retards out of the basement again. I'm gone for one day and you kid-touchers turn this place into a cluster-fuck.

Spit - I got a present for you right here. It's the new dog collar and whip you asked for. I couldn't find the 4 inch wide dildo you wanted for yourself. Sorry.

Metal - Are you making pearl necklaces again? Did I tell you to leave your dog alone. He doesn't like it when you jerk him off like that. He seems to enjoy it more when you suck him first.

TFEC - What happen? Your mom get out from the whorehouse late yesterday and you couldn't get here sooner? Tell the bitch to quit tieing you up and using you as a toy with her 'special clients'. You have enough problems without you having to dress up as a school girl and have pedofiles anally rape you.

Hey Binary Boy.... I mean Mot... I mean Slash.. Welcome to Bedlum. Have a seat and feel free to piss on TFEC or Metal any time you want.



Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness
THEY'RE BOTH M.I.A. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM THEIR GRADUATION IS IN JEOPARDY!


"KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, EYES OPEN AND LISTEN. YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING"



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