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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
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Hey guys, I'm noticing a prob with people's sig pics. I have a solution if you're interested. contact me if you need help with hosting.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much?
The late great John Belushi
Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
25% Bastard
18% stress, which is completely off. I'm closer to 99.998% stressed.



I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

Metalfan
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Grump, sure that wasn't 99.64%??? Just a question....LOL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Well I took some test and it called me a furry dildo...and a dependant evil sex provider.







I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid.

I'm a cop u idoit has graduated, even though he's never here. I take no resposibility for his actions.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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Well I took some test and it called me a furry dildo...and a dependant evil sex provider.







I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid.

I'm a cop u idoit has graduated, even though he's never here. I take no resposibility for his actions.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Well I took some test and it called me a furry dildo...and a dependant evil sex provider.







I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid.

I'm a cop u idoit has graduated, even though he's never here. I take no resposibility for his actions.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I always knew it. I just took the personality test.



MASTERMIND
(Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker )

Like just 9% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.

Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.

Famous masterminds in television: Dr. Claw, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Montgomery Burns.




GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OK, I'm going to settle this status thing once and for all. I'm going to take the Drama Queen Test!

Visit this Website


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
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Well I took some test and it called me a furry dildo...and a dependant evil sex provider.







I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid.

I'm a cop u idoit has graduated, even though he's never here. I take no resposibility for his actions.
DreamWeaver
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey GW....Did it call you a furry dildo??? I wasnt sure because you only posted it 4 times


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
HAHA, Fuck You All!


Your score = 20
What does your score mean?
You're as cool as cucumber. Even in touchy situations that could spark a theatrical reaction in most people, you seem to stay calm and composed. This likely stems from a rational, logical approach to life. Either that or you are just able to keep a lid on your emotions, even when you're flipping out on the inside. You are generally able to maintain perspective and see the big picture, even when the worse appears to be true. You know that freaking out before you really know what's going on results in the whole "mountains out of molehills" scenario. This is a healthy approach that allows you to cope well with most of life's trials, big and small. As long as you are not blindly optimistic to the point that you ignore trouble, you're coping very well.



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
o&aswallow
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Damn GW, 4th times the charm hey?

I took the test and no surprises.

It stated I'm 98.732% the man that woman die for. The envy of all other men. The odds on favorite to be named GQ's next man of the year.

Ooops, I went to the test on my own self centered website. Standby while I take the same test the rest of you are taking.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
spitfire421
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I am the BITCHIEST one of all...was there any contest?




If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
Welcome Boodadude to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I like these results better:
quote:

PROBER
(Dominant Introvert Concrete Feeler )


Like just 3% of the population you are a PROBER (DICF)--curious, passionate, driven, and probing. You're the kind of person who can't leave well enough alone. You have a very strong personality and a sense of adventure. And you'd rather go out and experience things for yourself than take someone else's word for it. Some people probably think you're a maniac.

People have a hard time believing you're an intelligent person. Perhaps there's a reason for this? Time will tell.



Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
E-Mail Me
What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
Metalfan
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Spit....always striving for perfection. You have a ways to go to catch up to my mom though....LOL. She'd break the meter

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
My personality results:
quote:

Like just 6% of the population you are a MENTOR (SEAT). Some would call you the most powerful and influential of all people. Those people are wrong.

The reality is that you DON'T really WANT to impose personal views or beliefs on others. Yet you are extroverted and intelligent, and you like to get involved. So you help others with the pursuit of knowledge.

You're the reason that people say "teachers are also students." You are as much a learner as a master, and this satisfies you.

You won't die a lonely death, but towards the end you'll grow introspective, wondering if your life meant anything. This will last for decades, and you'll die after your spouse.

I'm looking forward to dying alone!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
My bad with the postings.....I hope they don't ahve a stupid test.

48 % bastartd, 27 % tard.





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid.

I'm a cop u idoit has graduated, even though he's never here. I take no resposibility for his actions.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
They do have an un-intelligence test GW.


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:01 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Okay - this site is starting to scare me a little. This is a covert government operation, isn't it?

Personality Test

POLITICIAN
(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Thinker )


Grumpy
Like just 5% of the population you are a POLITICIAN (DEAT)--forceful, outgoing, and forward-looking. You are strong-willed and extroverted, so you enjoy interacting with other people. You aggressively pursue your goals.

Your creative style of thinking allows you to come up with unusual arguments and original ideas that appeal to others, but behind it all is an analytical mind that never forgets the bottom line. While some might see you as manipulative, your close friends know you are a talented person who deserves the best in life.

Whatever. You *are* manipulative. Whether you use your power for "good" or "bad", it's up to you. If you're confused what good or bad means, ask a HEALER. Like EXPERIMENTERS, you have a propensity for cheating.

UN-INTELLIGENCE TEST

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 91% Un-telligent







"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much?
The late great John Belushi
Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.




This message was edited by Grumpy on 5-30-01 @ 12:11 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Is anyone else taking the IQ test? I'm up to question 151. Ponderous.


Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
E-Mail Me
What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
spitfire421
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
P.S. I have an outstanding ass score of 88% :)


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
Welcome Boodadude to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
I got an ass score of 77% :)

P.S. - Hosp- There is a funny trick to the IQ test, (stop now)...

BABES: bird, centerfold, chicks, damsel, dish, dolls, females, gals, girls, honeys, hoochie, lass, lassie, maid, maiden, miss, missy, nymphs, pussies, pussys, sex kittens, sluts, tramp, vixens, wench, whores, women RELATED TERMS: tomboy: deb, debutante, schoolgirl: bobby-soxer



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 5-30-01 @ 12:20 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Spit, sagging a bit there at 88%


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
DreamWeaver
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I may be a slut but at least I'm not a greedy slut!!

quote:

45% greedy!

In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 198 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.

Of the 938,188 test takers so far:

8% are as greedy as you.
27% are less greedy than you.
65% are greedier than you.

And according to the GreedTest...

FACT:Coupon users are more likely to steal.

FACT:Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.

FACT:Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.

FACT:Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.

FACT:I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.





Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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This message was edited by DreamWeaver on 5-30-01 @ 12:28 PM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hosp, the IQ test goes on for 500 questions and gives you solid, scientific results...stick with it.

I love typos.
I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]



This message was edited by Cap'n Fudge on 5-30-01 @ 12:33 PM


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