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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Adoption Agency - Adopt a Newbie | ||||
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King Shit *board owner* | posted on 03-11-2001 @ 11:44 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01  | Welcome to the new OA.com Adoption Agency. To start, I would like to ask all members to remove their past adopted newbie names from their signatures. Do it or we will do it for you. Now, let me explain how this program will differ from the last one... If you are interested in mentoring a newbie, you should email either Opak or myself and we will decide whether or not you can handle the responsibility. Once you have been approved, the rules for adoption are simple: 1. No adopter should have more than 2 adoptees at any time 2. Adoptees should be graduated after no more than 10 days 3. No moderators will adopt, they will remain unbiased to settle potential disputes 4. Adopters should feel free to find adoptees either in the "Adoption Agency" thread or on their own 5. Adopters should place their adoptees in their signatures only for the duration of their time teaching that person If you are a new member or a lurker looking for a little protection and a little guidance, please feel free to post here in the hopes of finding some light. This thread is for adopting members and newbies to meet on common ground. DO NOT DEFILE THIS THREAD! Do not post to it unless you are either a newbie looking for help, and adopter looking to help, or are bringing it to the top!  ~Matt/Froy from Jersey The Hell Hole Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. Also providing total immunity to Fayth | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 03-11-2001 @ 11:51 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I am accepting applications for newbies. If you can't figure out where to find my AOL IM name, then don't bother applying. All applications will be considered. However, your records will speak for themselves.
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| opak | posted on 03-11-2001 @ 11:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | Any questions then ask one of the mods and we will be happy to help... | ||||
| Mayor Menino | posted on 03-11-2001 @ 11:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I too will offer my services for the betterment of the board, that is if the mods feel I'm up for the role</i><br />
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| Just Jon | posted on 03-11-2001 @ 11:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | I've been given the privilege of helping those in need of guidance. If anyone needs a mentor, just e-mail me or IM me at JonNeedsSN. -----  E-mail: JustJon@opieanthony.com | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-11-2001 @ 11:59 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | All new posters please take part in this, it's a good chance for you to first off not only learn about the board. But also to talk to someone who's been around for a while and you will feel more comfortable posting knowing you have someone on the board you know. But please do not abouse this privialge do not think you can post certain things because you have a veteran as you're big bro or sis. Also this is very serious for the board so lets not turn this into a contest. quote: Hey hannibal what part of that didnt you get? good work on getting yourself a third of the way to getting banned.  They are waiting to take us into the severed garden Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-12-01 @ 12:16 AM | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I will proudly adopt 1 or 2 newbies. That is if I get accepted. LIKE SCHOOL IN SUMMERTIME This message was edited by adolescentmasturbator on 3-12-01 @ 12:33 AM | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 2:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | to the top with you, and remember to thank the friendly mod who decided to start the agency up again, **hint, hint** :) i'm the one with this big fucking hole no new tale to tell twenty-six years on my way to hell gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fist fuck don't think you're having all the fun you know me i hate everyone-NIN | ||||
| WfairyOdustW | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 3:15 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01 | Hi I wanna be adopted even tho GonzoStyle thinks I dont need it. I want to be adopted because i'll feel safer with a big brother/sister. I am: House Broken Trained No Trouble Quiet(till you get to know me) Polite(most of the times) Loyal A lurker more than a poster. I am only on usually Fri, Sat and Sun because thats the only time my mother lets me go on. So im usually behind on the boards ongoings. If the mods feel that there are other newbies in more need of adoption than me then maybe we can get a sorta smart newbie(i know few and far between and an oxymoron in itself) Buddy Program, were us newbies who know better can just help eachother out with a question here and there to a mod or someone if there is doubt. Did that make sence? Oh well im open to critisism.  This message was edited by WfairyOdustW on 3-12-01 @ 3:27 AM | ||||
| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Froy and Opak, I would be glad to take anewbie under my wing. Let me know who you want me to train or have, Thanks  EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END. E-Mail Me | ||||
| FaithfulListener | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:54 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | I think this is a good idea... again my last Adopted "parent" has fallen off the face of the earth , and because of that i am an orphan.. :( I have been in contact with PanterA... who i believe is going to adopt me.. if he is able to adopt. sig pic under construction by PanterA This message was edited by FaithfulListener on 3-12-01 @ 8:17 AM | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 8:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I have been granted the opportunity to adopt one or two newbies (I hate that term). If anyone would like to become an adoptee, please IM or e-mail me. My AIM is ronreddog and I have it on all day at work.  GRRRRRR! E-Mail Me | ||||
| Canweseeyourstuff | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 8:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i'm always there if someone needs help of course if it is alright with the higher-ups u can im me vfr2503 E-Mail MeE-Mail MeThis message was edited by Canweseeyourstuff on 3-12-01 @ 8:39 AM | ||||
| DJPumaNYC | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 8:55 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | I'd love to be adopted ... I'm new in the sense that I haven't posted often ... but I've been reading the board for awhile. Now I'd like to be a more active member ... anyone wanna help a new guy out? I'm quite nice .. I promise. I'll try not to Dillon often ... and I'm trying to convince my girlfriend to be in the best ass contest after I conned her into showing her boobs for O & A. Good? E-mail me at cesarman@yahoo.com Looking forward to being more active ... - DJ Puma King of Old School ... It's Good To Be King | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I will take one or two newbies into the fold. Just throw an email my way. I would say IM me, but I'm at work most of this week and I still haven't figured out how to get around the damned firewall | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I'm definitely up for adopting one or two lost souls. Last time, I had three - one dropped off the face of the earth, one posts rarely (WoundedAngel - she still has "Adopted by FollowThisLogic in her sig, but I'm not counting that anymore), and the other also posts rarely but I see on AIM a bit. IM me (name in my profile) or email me (click on the sig pic) if you're in need of guidance. Try to keep it serious - I'd like to mentor someone who actually wants to contribute to the board and not disappear after two weeks.  | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | The mod gods have seen fit to give me the privilage of adopting a newbie or two. If you'd like some guidance and insight into the world of OA.Com, IM me at OAGrumpy or email me at Grumpy@opieanthony.com. I'm not picky about who I adopt. The only rule is that you listen and learn. If you're name has been tarnished or if you've earned a strike, don't count yourself out. We'll see what we can do about it if it's an honest mistake. Kudos for bringing the program back.  If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Is there any way to make this program mandatory? I mean is there a way that you can make it so that you can't signup for a new sn until you have a password or approval or something? This program is great for newbies even if they don't really need it. It keeps them out of hot water for awhile. I didn't really need the program but as you can see, Grumpy was able to explain some things that you can't find in the threads (board hierarchy, unwritten rules, stuff like that). The only problem with this program is that it is left on the shoulders of the new member to seek out this program. I just think it may work better for everyone if it became mandatory. But what the hell do I know, it may be more work for the Web Admins to set the board to do this. It's just a thought. Kindest Regards, My Name | ||||
| I grooms myself | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:32 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | IGM is now taking applications for people to adopt him, please stand in a single file. | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | IGM, I don't think you get it, you don't wait for someone to contact you so you can be adopted. You must contact one of your peers and ask to be adopted. I like the new guidelines Froy...but why frumpy? how the hell can he help these newbies...lmao "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Corpse, you took the words right out of my mouth. They need to contact us, we are not going to seek you out, unless you are a female. This dog has one newbie in mind already! ;) GRRRRRR! E-Mail Me | ||||
| I grooms myself | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:49 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Oh lighten Up killer learn to take a fuckin joke. gee you're real fun at parties arent you | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: IGM, I guess you cannot read too well. And, you are messing with the mods now too. Sorry Froy, just thought this needed to be reiterated! GRRRRRR!E-Mail Me | ||||
| I grooms myself | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:59 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Dog, Last i recall there is something called Freedom of speech. I didn't mess with anyone I wrote a msg as a joke and that joker got all bent out of shape. if anything he needs to remove the stick. | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Pending the decision of Froy and/or Opak, on my fitness to "Mentor" a newbie or lurker, I will tentatively offer my services as a guide through the forboding jungle of OA.com. I will accept and consider all applications to join me in my merry quest for enlightenment through posting. I can be reached at My S/N@opieanthony.com  Mentor to Snakebite (Graduate) This message was edited by Buttmunch on 3-12-01 @ 11:18 AM | ||||
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