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sxy_prty_grl
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 3:48 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Hello all you Opie and Anthony listeners. I am Anna contestant #72 from SAcramento. I am 18 and a college student. I work as a waitress. It is a pain in the ass and I hate it everyday that I am there. (I really need a vacation) I love to dance and party:) I am not a conceited bitch!
Anna


This message was edited by sxy_prty_grl on 2-11-02 @ 3:31 PM
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 4:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
cool. wanna make out??
Go to the link below to discuss the contest further.Visit this Website




Email
- AIM:roweLENTless2001

Mess with me and I'll have you shaking like ALI!!!!! 111 Also I'll fuck you til you love me!!!

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 4:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
You left out the vowels in your name.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 4:23 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
The fact that she's so hot makes this incredibly difficult but, LEARN HOW TO FORM A COMPLETE SENTENCE BEFORE STARTING A POST ON A MESSAGE BOARD YOU WILL HAVE NO PART OF ONCE THE FINAL VOTES HAVE BEEN TALLIED. BEGGING FOR VOTES IS ABSOLUTLEY PATHETIC AND YOU NOW DESERVE TO LOSE!





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 4:27 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
no, no, i am actually quite interested. Do you have any pets anna? what type? what are there names? What are you studying in college? and I know you're not a concided bitch, call it a hunch :) :) :) :). good luck with the contest, you got my vote :)




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Saturday 2/9: CBS: Touched by Angel (repeat), Touched by Angel (R), District (r)...NBC": Winter Olympics, no SNL...FOX: Cops, Cops (r), America's Most Wanted...ABC: GOldfinger...UPN: 48 Hours...WB: How Stella Got Her Groove back...USA: 830- Speed...SCIFI: 9- Still Know What YOU Did this Summer...HBO: Sweet November
I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 8:36 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
I felt like I knew you just from your photos but, this "bio" has put you way over the top. I've always been kinda shy with girls but, with you it's so different.

Maybe after I launch the script I wrote to flood the contest with votes for you we could go out? I mean on real date. And, maybe you could come see all the lint I've been saving from my belly button?

Wow, this is gonna be so perfect. I think I might be falling in love with you.

I know you're probably thinking you hardly even know me but, I just know you're going to love me too. We have a special kinda of connection. Can you feel it?

Look, I even made an ascii rose for you...

@}>--'-,--

I know it's kinda hard to see but, if you tilt your head to the side and squint a little.

And, don't worry about that "IkeaBoy". He's pretty skinny. I think I can beat him up if you want me to.




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 8:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hello, welcome to the board. Hopefully you'll stay after the contest is done.

Can we please use the Official Naughty Nightie thread for this?

Thanks..

I think I'll leave this one open for the men of the board to drool a bit. I must not be feeling like myself this morning.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 10:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
You have my vote. :):):):):D

CJMello
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 10:53 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
I would be happy to toss one your way.

"Spitters are Quitters."
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:30 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Hello all you Opie and ANthony listeners. I am Anna contestant #72 from SAcramento. I am 18 and a college student. I work as a waitress. It is a pain in the ass and I hate it everyday that I am there. (I really need a vacation) I love to dance and party I want all of you vote for me because I have never been of a vacation. Plus I am not a concided bitch! I love you all.
Anna
P.S. Vote for me....I am single and if you don't like me, vote for Rena number 76. She is very hot. She knows how to work that ass!E-Mail Me




Cool Anna I am sooooo happy you decided to come here. I wanna be your pal and show you the ropes around here, you can trust me. Don't listen to these asswipe especially that Alkey guy he's just pissed cause of the burning sensation he has in his crotch from all the pre-marital sex he engages in. I personally do not believe in that, I am a very wholesome lad with morals and a sense of responsibility. I am a sagitarius who enjoys poetry, writing, the complete works of Charles Dickens, candlelight dinners and giving massages.

Call Me!!!




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

I am a very wholesome lad with morals and a sense of responsibility. I am a sagitarius who enjoys poetry, writing, the complete works of Charles Dickens, candlelight dinners and giving massages

thats how it all starts.............


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
I realize that this is going to make me seem... well... fickle but, upon further review. I am quite sure that it is this "GonzoStyle" that I am in love with.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Complete work of Dickins is not
Dick ins her ass
Dick ins her mouth
Dick ins her snatch!!!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:41 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Complete work of Dickins is not
Dick ins her ass
Dick ins her mouth
Dick ins her snatch!!!


Ken!

You found teh funney!

Careful, it's slippery.






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Snoteater
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Sure Ken, You say that now. But when your in the same room with her, I'm sure you'll change your tune.



"Your Ego is a Muscle."
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:45 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Please excuse these hooligans who are obviously a bunch of uneducated swine. These band of misanthropes who loathe society and normal people such as us aren't what all the other people on this board are like. We are a jolly band of smiley happy people who enjoy life and loving, come join us.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.




This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-9-02 @ 11:49 AM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

We are a jolly band of smiley happy people who enjoy life and loving, come join us.

and fucking people in the bloody voicebox.....


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA


This message was edited by HyBriD on 2-9-02 @ 11:55 AM
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

and fucking people in the bloody voicebox.....



Now, now Hybrid don't make me smack your little hand with an over-sized spoon.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Shit. Sorry, please disregard the last two posts. I am now in love with HyBriD.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Barch you just whore it up in every thread don't you.
See if I make time for you on my island, bitch.



HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Now, now Hybrid don't make me smack your little hand with an over-sized spoon.

at least its not the belt.

quote:

Shit. Sorry, please disregard the last two posts. I am now in love with HyBriD.

isn't everyone? :D


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:24 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Dammit. I complete forgot about ken's pen. Fuck Off HyBrid. I've got a new love.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Barch, what part of Fuck Off are you having trouble with, two timing whore.
You and your Spoo, your Daphn....Becky.
Good Day.

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
"BECKY WINS"

Come on, like you all didn't see that one coming...



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"


This message was edited by barch97 on 2-9-02 @ 12:30 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
whew, thank god that fag barch is gone. :D


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA


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