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Fast Freddy Voted Most Likey to ~~Suck Weed!~~ be a fucking retarded douchebag! The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me. Flock wins!	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:44 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	With 6 staright worst of shows ahead of us, I hope they play some of this! NORTONS 1st SHOW Greaseman bits - waddle doodle bone dry Bruer Opie freaking out [More vacuum cleaners please] Tooling on Richard Jeni First Syndication show Mohr vs Dice Dice arguing with himself Anything where Rick is forced to make an "Uncomfortable" phone call Tooling with wnew management Fat chicks now how to suck cock eagerly and that rules! This message was edited by Fast Freddy on 3-18-02 @ 4:53 PM

JGNYC Mirc's Dalnet #opieanthony	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:48 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	Great picks! More Dice needed. And the first Brokaw "beep" bit is a classic. Can I help you? E-mail me. This message was edited by JGNYC on 3-18-02 @ 12:57 PM

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	A "Week In Review" would just be swell. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Redhead Lover	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:50 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	Great picks. I'd also like to see these: The "Titanic" slide "Reagan" admitting he doesn't have Alzheimers All the contestants from the 55-gallon drum challenge qualifying Any "Tom Brokaw" skit Any "Charlton Heston" skit "Weaselling is all part of human nature! Weaseling separates us from the animals... except the weasel" - Homer Simpson

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: Dice arguing with himself That's a good one quote: A "Week In Review" would just be swell. This thread is doomed I have walked through many lives Some of them my own And I am not who I was Though some principle of being abides From which I struggle not to stray

Joey BigArms I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I would love to hear one of the last place parties and some really OLD bits, from when they just started on WNEW. opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. *"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens* Over The Limit This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 3-18-02 @ 1:00 PM

PeterDragon	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Spaz science. anything Breuer. Harry Carey vs. Bob Murphy FBA - original presentation / "live" version at road show Most offensive songs (of course, we've already heard we won't hear "Baby Raper" anymore) This message was edited by PeterDragon on 3-18-02 @ 1:03 PM

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:00 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	Steve walks warily down the street With his brim pulled way down low Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet Machine guns ready to go Are you ready hey are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the doorway the bullets rip To the sound of the beat yeah Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust How do you think I'm going to get along Without you when you're gone You took me for everything that I had And kicked me out on my own Are you happy are you satisfied? How long can you stand the heat Out of the doorway the bullets rip To the sound of the beat look out Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust Hey Oh take it - Bite the dust bite the dust Hey Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust ow Another one bites the dust he he Another one bites the dust haaaa Ooh shoot out There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man And bring him to the ground You can beat him You can cheat him You can treat him bad and leave him When he's down But I'm ready yes I'm ready for you I'm standing on my own two feet Out of the doorway the bullets rip Repeating to the sound of the beat Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone and another one gone Another one bites the dust yeah Hey I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust Shoot out Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

Ferret	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:00 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Tyson in England Don West selling Britneys Vag Opie pumpkin picking Anything Spaz and the staple of Worst Of: 3 RIGHTS MAKE A LEFT Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic The official mantra for the Olympics â€œquicker, higher, strongerâ€ has been replaced by â€œcomplain, protest, boycottâ€ for the Salt Lake games. Article coming soon

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	I agree with Danked, the old K-dog's week in review was amongst my favorite of bit.

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: This thread is doomed You didn't like Ol' Dirty's Week in Reviews? KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Rookie Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Stature of an Oompa Loompa! JBA's Stalker. Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	LOL... I think I see a pattern is these "Worst Of" request threads... A pattern that ultimately leads to thread homicide. Thus then, this thread is, in byfacto, destined to follow the rest... ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHES!!!!!!

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:18 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	The Opie and Anthony porno, shot of course, in the "Gonzo Style." TMS

Ferret	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:23 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: You didn't like Ol' Dirty's Week in Reviews? Shouldn't it be Review singular? Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic The official mantra for the Olympics â€œquicker, higher, strongerâ€ has been replaced by â€œcomplain, protest, boycottâ€ for the Salt Lake games. Article coming soon

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:24 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	On my way into this thread, I'd swear someone peed off the top of the message board on me. Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

red rocket Secret Sex Chat	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:24 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	I like the bit when they are talking about the Different rides that stem's from the Titanic Slide. The one when they talk about the Different Foods at the Gun restaurant. Repl when Fat Guy and Jay M. in the fake fight. Play some good pre-syndication stuff for the new markets. NEVER FORGET God Bless The USA.

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:27 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	quote: On my way into this thread, I'd swear someone peed off the top of the message board on me. It was a giant mosquito. Or that chick encephelitis from Sloatsburg. We really should learn how to use microwave technology to prevent storms. Otherwise, whales will mate with submarines. TMS This message was edited by Buttmunch on 3-18-02 @ 1:29 PM

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:29 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	If that whacko Encephelitis is after me, I'm gonna need a bulletproof spider-goat vest. Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	I'd like to hear any of their Tyson bits. And the more Dice the better. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! Hi Fez!!! I see you too!!! Suck it! You Tvat!!

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:31 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	You could always hide out at the St. Regis. TMS

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I liked when Stinky crashed the WOW van... wait... that was Stinky, wasn't it? KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Rookie Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Stature of an Oompa Loompa! JBA's Stalker. Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:35 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: I liked when Stinky crashed the WOW van... wait... that was Stinky, wasn't it? Yeah, that was Stinky... After that, Stinky felt like he wanted get closer to Opie... to get to know him "socially". ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHES!!!!!!

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I remember that, Rookie! He wanted Opie to call him Garret cause he thought the name "Stinky" was demeaning. Too funny. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:03 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	aside from the highly admired, highly requested Spaz bits I'd love to hear the Black Rock Coaltion show again even though they played it a few Saturdays ago. Don West selling Cipro medication and Beany Babies. Anything from early WNEW when they still had to play music and got into battles with Leykis. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Monday March 18- CBS: King of Queens, Baby Bob (Premiere- Baby can speak, people can hear baby speak, think Stewie but not funny), Raymond, Becker...NBC: Fear Factor 90 minutes, Colin, Jordan...FOX: Boston Public, American Embassy...ABC: Bloopers (R), Before Stars (R)...Wb: Heaven (R), Glory Days... If you Criticize the Show- you're supporting terrorists.

Rookie Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Stature of an Oompa Loompa! JBA's Stalker. Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	How about "Hi Mom I'm in Porno"... I'd love to hear that one again. ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHES!!!!!! This message was edited by Rookie on 3-18-02 @ 2:08 PM

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