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Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Welcome to Round 2 of the Opie & Anthony Ultimate Comedian Tournament.
Happy now Cunt-Twat? ;)

Well, Round 1 went pretty much as I had imagined except for one surprise. I really didn't think anyone liked Vos. At least not by the margin he won over Norris anyway.

Rules are the same as before everyone. Vote only once per bracket.

If your comedian is out of the running, I am sorry but I hope you continue to participate in the remaining rounds anyway. Bottom line is we do want to find out who you, the fans feel is the best comedian guest of the O&A show.

With that I present the brackets for Round 2.



My votes:
Rich Vos
Brian Regan
Jay Mohr
"Dice" Clay




GonzoStyle
You can kill the name, but you can't kill the legend

This message was edited by Flock of Moosen on 3-28-02 @ 6:16 PM

Colonel Will Bill
O&A's only Dallas listener		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Breuer
Regan
Lynch
Dice


Call me Captain Dildo
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Where the fuck is Ferrara!?!?! :P

Breuer, Regan, Lynch, Otto


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:12 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Breuer
Regan
Mohr
Clay



"This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away'

I love the WNEW'S GIRL, Follow This Logic, and especially TEH GONZ!!
I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink.
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Vos
Black
Mohr
Otto & George


This week's quote : It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I know I do not have a shot against Bruer, like I said befor In my opinion he is the best comic on the show, for the type of comedy he does. Which is great comedy. But what most of you idiots don't understand is the character I portray on the show is the comic who does not write new stuff, which it is just a Fuckin character. I and like most comics write new bits all the time we add some and drop some no comic does a whole new act,just like most bands in concert play old and new songs. Any body who voted for Norris who is a friend of mine over me is just a fuckin moron, he is not in my league, but that just goes to show how dumb some of you people are. I have been on the show for over two years and kill 95% of the time but you dumbies think cause O and A fuck with me I am not doing well. If I wasn't funny on the show do you think I would be on as much as I am. I guarantee any body who has seen me in a club knows I don't do bad, except for Morristown, so anyone who has not seen me live do stand up, your opinion, does not mean shit. So what I am trying to say I am tired of the bullshit some of you people write, it gets old and boring, acomplish what I have in life then talk to me. Here are my votes, Me, hey I need one vote so its not a sweep. Regan,Mohr, and Otto. Vos



RichVos.com
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker 		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Breuer
Black
Mohr
Otto & George


Daddy's Little Girl
hellspawn warrior
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Brinstar Invasion Team		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00


  1. Beruer
  2. Regan
  3. Jay Mohr
  4. Otto & George



hellspawn warrior
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Brinstar Invasion Team		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Not voting twice, I swear !!!



This message was edited by hellspawn warrior on 3-25-02 @ 12:19 AM
Jon Benet Norton
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Breuer
Black
otto and george
Lynch

That Black/Regan one was a tough call. but after seeing both of them live, Lewis Black barely edged out Regan.




THE SUFFERING

..................WHAT?
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Breuer
Regan
Lynch
Otto & George


If you're not frightened by reading what other people think

I think my mask of sanity             is about to slip


goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
[hypnotizingvoice]vote for Vos - you know you love him - he's so much funnier then Breuer[/hypnotizingvoice]


This week's quote : It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??








This message was edited by goatweed on 3-25-02 @ 12:27 AM
Norton's Victim
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Breuer
Regan
Lynch (Damn, that one was tough)
Dice



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Bruer
Mohr
Regan
Otto & George



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Breuer
Black
Lynch
Otto&George


See you space cowboy...

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Breuer
Regan
Mohr
Otto



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

é
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, I'm gonna vote. Wee.

Breuer
Black
Mohr
Otto & George

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


f-boston
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:45 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01

  1. Breuer
  2. Black
  3. Lynch
  4. ..now it's mine.. BOP!


FUCK Boston, and Anti-American hippies
krahzee
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Breuer
Black
Lynch
Dice

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Black
Lynch
Otto and George
Breuer!!!!

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$ and my brother in Rage Ree!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail

Victim Of The System....3 months.

God Bless America!
JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
bruer
lewis black
mohr
dice


AIM/E-mail

Albadabing
Hey...gimme a break, I'm still trying to figure out these HTML Buttons		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
My picks are as follows:
Breur
Black
Mohr
Otto & George

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:39 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Breuer
Black
Lynch
Otto



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday March 24: CBS: queens, bob, raymond, dear...NBC: fear factor, just shoot me, quinn...FOX: Public (nigger peat), american embassy...ABC: Funnist Videos, Bachelor (reality show about a bachelor looking for a braod to marry)...WB: 7th (R), Glory Days...IFC: Rock 'n' roll high school ...
If you Criticize the Show- you're supporting terrorists.
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:41 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Breuer
Regan
Mohr
Dice


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
ROUND 2:

VOS
Black
Lynch
Otto& George

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!


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