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toughnuts
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 8:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yea, the face isnt the best but hey! YOU DONT FUCK THE FACE!!!!!!!! the bod is a 10

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PatCooper
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 8:45 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

YOU DONT FUCK THE FACE


You should try explaining that to your Life Mate LOL.No but really she's hot.I think some people are getting way to picky.


windowlck
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 8:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I think eveyone that says that they WOULDN'T love to F the S out of Her and C all over those T's should honestley post your pics up and get rated too.

I don't think she's the Hottest thing in the world but I wish there where girls that in my office.


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This message was edited by windowlck on 6-23-01 @ 8:55 PM
The Zodiak Killer
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

sorry guys but i don't think she's hot at all, she kinda has a buttaface. with those big goofy cheeks, she reminds me of santa claus.




What kind of crack are you smoking? It seems to be blurring your vision. Send me an email of where I can find your dealer. She is fucking hot. I thought this was a joke post.

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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
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Opinions are like assholes. everyone has one and they always emit shit, then ya gotta wipe them.
Melissa is pretty attractive. But look at the bright side, she probably doesn't need a primer coat.
Not a bad looker. I'd bang her.



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toughnuts
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
dont get me wrong! i would love to whip out my D and stick it in her A and throw my web of C all over her T's , but her face isnt as nice as her body

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The Zodiak Killer
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 10:07 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Wouldn't we all. She is no Pamela Anderson, but she is definetely not ugly. Not even remotely close to ugly. I can whip out a batch right now, just thinking of her. Plus her voice is golden. She sounds looks and acts sexy. That's the bottom line.

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This message was edited by The Zodiak Killer on 6-23-01 @ 11:03 PM
madbam
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 10:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah she isnt all that but I would throw one in her ass


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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 10:30 PM      
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I think she's better looking than Pamela Lee but I never thought Pamela was that attractive.

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Buliwyf
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 10:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
shes f'n ugly

FedEx Racer
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 11:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
O and A really do make her out to be the greatest thing in the world. I am glad that we all share a lot of the same opinions of her. None of us would throw her out of bed. NONE OF US! Yes, she does look high maintenance, and probably is. But come on now, to just once have those lips wrapped around your C........

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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I admit it, I J.O. every F'n night thinking about C'ing between her T's and Fucking her sweet little...OH!!!!ooooops,. dump that!!


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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 11:50 PM      
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shes got that jersey mall queen thing going on. but to each his own, not for me

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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 1:21 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I have seen her in person and she has a sweet body!!

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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 2:12 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I don't think Melissa is attractive at all either. I mean, facially. I'm glad I'm not the only one. She just looks like she's trying to hard...and resembles Mariah Carey, which is gross!

Oh and what's the deal with the painted-on eyebrows?




This message was edited by WoundedAngel on 6-24-01 @ 2:19 AM
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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 2:24 AM      
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any male on this board that wouldnt f the s out of her , is definately a fag (bleeped)

unless your girlfriend reads the board and it wud get you in trouble


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Clint Horrace
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 2:32 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
She looks like the demon spawn of Brittney Spears and Corky.

This message was edited by Clint Horrace on 7-3-01 @ 10:43 AM
killjoyhk
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 3:14 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Look.. what if Ken Stevens is on the board, anonymously?

Hey Ken! MELISSA IS ONE HOT P-O-A!


:) LOL :)



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Blue Robed Psycho
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Oh...Hey Ken! On the bright side..No one looks at the mantle while poking the fire.

o&aswallow
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 10:53 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
You are all too funny. There isn't one guy on this board that if Melissa (in your dreams) got on her knees, grabed your junk, looked up at you with those eyes and said let me swallow this for you, wouldnt blast a load down the back of her throat and love every second of it.

Get real people.


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Lgaia
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
She's got a butter face; Everything's good but her face!!

Brokenjaw
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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

She's hot enough that not one of you would kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers



Hey I am a cracker!!

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WoundedAngel
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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
LOL, Brokenjaw!

As for Melissa, I definately would turn her down, even though I am a chickie. There's just something about her...a sort of plastic Barbie wanna-be look. I don't like it at all!


attila
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I am SOO glad someone had the balls to bring this topic up finally. I think she has a dogs face with too much makeup.She has a nice body though.But I would sooner take Alison, the best ass winner over Melissa. Oh and everyone- I am finally coming out of the closet - YES, ATTILA IS A GIRL!. I am a female with tits and a pussy. HE HE

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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I am a female with tits and a pussy

Imagine that. What will they think of next?




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